Hilarious eBay auctions

12 Dec 2006

Having a browse around eBay like most do and came across this anyway I had to share it, one of the funniest things I have seen in a long time. Even all the ask seller a question replies at the bottom had me in fits (101 so far) lol

Anyone came across anything simular confused

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12 Dec 2006

Quote by solofun
Anyone came across anything simular :

even better was the guy selling an 'invisible' car. it was fantastic, it was so invisible it looked liked an empty parking space in the picture wink

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bit out of my price range though :cry:

12 Dec 2006

Very good indeed smile

I thought the ghost in a jar was a good one too biggrin

12 Dec 2006

Well that is pretty special, but for anyone struggling to think of the perfect pressie for their Space mad partner, can I suggest the astronomically priced Sub Orbital Space Flight:

It is a steal at on £63, ! surprised

It is for real with over 100 people having already signed up.
My fave though is the Moller Skycar M400 at just :shock:

Check out the videos before you give them your credit card details though LoL
I also recall seeing a fighter jet for sale online a few years back....

12 Dec 2006

Some of the auctions on ebay r great. That car ad is priceless

13 Dec 2006

Quote by Mister_toad
I also recall seeing a fighter jet for sale online a few years back....

There was a decomissioned Harrier Jumpjet on earlier this year, last time i looked it was only about £18k but forgot to check what it closed at.

13 Dec 2006

Quote by solofun
Having a browse around eBay like most do and came across this anyway I had to share it, one of the funniest things I have seen in a long time. Even all the ask seller a question replies at the bottom had me in fits (101 so far)
Anyone came across anything simular :

Thanks for that, funniest thing I have read in a while, but curious if the car seller can supply a handbag as a bonus if I bid on it smile

Still not funniest ebay auction, I laughed my tits off when some foot fetish guy bought my stinky minging slippers for a tenner lol

And they are some tits to be laughed off, trust me silly

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Looking round my house now to find something else to sell to pervs!! Anything anyone wants to bid on? lol

13 Dec 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu

I also recall seeing a fighter jet for sale online a few years back....

There was a decomissioned Harrier Jumpjet on earlier this year, last time i looked it was only about £18k but forgot to check what it closed at.
Was it described as, One careful owner, full log book, MOT and Sidewinder roof rack? lol

The one I saw was on a site called something like Igottahaveoneofthose dot com, or very similar. There was a Navy frigate/gun boat as well at the time, both ex-Russian. I would have gone for the frigate, but there were three problems that I couldn't solve at the time. Firstly, a (now ex) missus who said no! Second, it didn't included a crew, so steering it on my own could have been a problem (specially with my back) and third, there was nowhere to park it! sad

Could kick myself at a missed opportunity now I live next to the River Trent! I always fancied having a boat on the river lol

13 Dec 2006

I tried to sell my wife on ebay, should have let her go aswell, cost me a small fortune to divorce the b**ch.
Ah well, live and learn eh?

13 Dec 2006

Quote by Mister_toad

I also recall seeing a fighter jet for sale online a few years back....

There was a decomissioned Harrier Jumpjet on earlier this year, last time i looked it was only about £18k but forgot to check what it closed at.
Was it described as, One careful owner, full log book, MOT and Sidewinder roof rack? lol

The one I saw was on a site called something like Igottahaveoneofthose dot com, or very similar. There was a Navy frigate/gun boat as well at the time, both ex-Russian. I would have gone for the frigate, but there were three problems that I couldn't solve at the time. Firstly, a (now ex) missus who said no! Second, it didn't included a crew, so steering it on my own could have been a problem (specially with my back) and third, there was nowhere to park it! sad

Could kick myself at a missed opportunity now I live next to the River Trent! I always fancied having a boat on the river lol

I'll see if i can find the auction site i used to get emails from. As well as boats it also used to sell aircraft and quite often had used 747's for sale (bidding usually started about £30-40million :shock: ) had some fantastic stuff listed, perfect site for that last minute 1 owner Lear jet for a xmas present :thumbup:

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