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ho ho ho so what may santa put in to your stocking this

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Unknown User
chrimbo xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
a winning lottery ticket
denise van outen
my daughter back from africa
plenty of work for next year
an invite to a new year party
a brand new girlfriend ( who swings of course)
so what would you like in yours xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
steve xx
Peanut
Sex God
In my house... his foot most likely rolleyes
foxylady2209
Sex God
A signed mortgage agreement.
But honestly apart from that I'm good ta biggrin
Oh but a couple of boxes of Green and Blacks sample bars ( each from Asda) would go down a treat.
Unknown User
indeed .........but then again ???? a lot cheaper than wooing ...dates .....flowers etc .....will you marry me ...well it is christmas ( tongue in cheek but what cheek )
steve xx
Angel_Chat
Sex God
Apparently my stocking will contain 17 items I wouldn't necessarily buy for myself lol :happy:
noladreams
Sex God
I'd like a latex dress - I'm hooked wink - and a posh pair of shoes.
Now, if only I thought Santa would read this... :twisted:
Unknown User
Can I have a new car Santa, please? kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
p.s. Nola is it the ballad of Dorothy Parker?
noladreams
Sex God
Yes it is - truly an awesome song.
:thumbup:
Unknown User
will think of something that you may like to thank me back with hhhhhhhmmmmmmmm..... what could that be ???????????????????????????
steve ... the curious one
seriously with your figure the cold shower would be the obvious choice ha ha ...lol
steve xx
noladreams
Sex God
:rose: Cheers - but a cold shower in this weather?!
How cruel!
wink
Dirtygirly
Sex God
Can I have Richard Hammond please? :rascal:
Unknown User
and wherever your mind is .......as for cold ...does that matter when making love with the one ???? your internal warmth should be enough..............
leaning against a fire all safe and warm ...cuddle cuddle xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
from him steve xx
Unknown User
Quote by Dirtygirlie
Can I have Richard Hammond please? :rascal:

Yes ........... when I've finished with him!!! kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Unknown User
you will just have to settle for less ......but less is more ??????
showerd and shaved and all alone .......hmmmm richard hammond indeed good job I am a laid back guy would be thinking you were cheating on me ( tongue in cheek )
ha ha .... steve xx
Unknown User
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm too late at night to argue i bow and gracefully retire but to lose out to a hammond .......... now wheres the jack daniels and amphetamine ....drowning in sorrow and refusal boo hoo boo hoo
yeah right too bigger personality for that
steve xx
Dirtygirly
Sex God
Quote by blonde
Can I have Richard Hammond please? :rascal:

Yes ........... when I've finished with him!!! kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Oi!!! smackbottom
I asked first!!! :giggle:
You can have him when I'm done... if he's still alive! :twisted:
Unknown User
fighting over a man ???????????? never been heard of before ...............yeah right since the day of the wheel but hammond is well to say well a pretty man not a rugged guy ....but can understand why you females go all goey at the knees xxxxxxx
have fun xxxxxxxxxx steve xx
dekntan
Sex God
Quote by Dirtygirlie
Can I have Richard Hammond please? :rascal:

Yes ........... when I've finished with him!!! kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Oi!!! smackbottom
I asked first!!! :giggle:
You can have him when I'm done... if he's still alive! :twisted:
Unfortunately he is mine for tonight so flipa
:giggle:
Well I can dream cant I dunno
midsprincess
Orgasminator
Quote by Dirtygirlie
Can I have Richard Hammond please? :rascal:

wanna share him
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Unknown User
I'm not greedy.
I'd be more than happy to find a few of the ladies who post in the forums in my christmas stocking! :rascal:
Unknown User
I'd like the very lovely guy I had a meet with a couple of weeks ago please innocent
Unknown User
Quote by dekntan
Can I have Richard Hammond please? :rascal:

Yes ........... when I've finished with him!!! kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Oi!!! smackbottom
I asked first!!! :giggle:
You can have him when I'm done... if he's still alive! :twisted:
Unfortunately he is mine for tonight so flipa
:giggle:
Well I can dream cant I dunno
Oh no he isn't .......... he's mine!!!! :smug:
bolt
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
dekntan
Sex God
Quote by blonde
Can I have Richard Hammond please? :rascal:

Yes ........... when I've finished with him!!! kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Oi!!! smackbottom
I asked first!!! :giggle:
You can have him when I'm done... if he's still alive! :twisted:
Unfortunately he is mine for tonight so flipa
:giggle:
Well I can dream cant I dunno
Oh no he isn't .......... he's mine!!!! :smug:
bolt
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Wanna bet mrs :rascal: :sparring:
:giggle:
Unknown User
A bullshit detector :dry:
Dawnie
Sex God
A new carpet closely followed by a new hubby rolleyes
Sunseekercouple
Warming the Bed
Santas no good to me He only cums once a year.
Sonnie XX
Unknown User
sorry girls ...............he is with me at the mo .....na na na na na
didnt you know he bats for the other side ?????????
hhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm
steve xx ( now he is definitely mine )
mollman1
Sexpert
A Werrr rabbit :silly: :silly:
A cork for our cat!!! :censored:
But seriously.... One or two (or three rolleyes :twisted: ) ladies off here of course blink worship
Pink, Dawn French, Anastacia, Pink....i know but i want seconds... just to be sure it was'nt a dream lol
And a new MP3 Player :eeek: