As I have just been ordained in the holy church of the sepulchre of the Heavenly Swing as Minister and leader of the order to henceforth go out and practice missionary work and spread the word of the Heavenly Swing I am forthwith able to minister to the flock of sinners that seek salvation through the rite of the Swing that leads to heavenly bliss.
Through this miracle I shall deliver absolution through confession and dispense penitence. My ears are open and eyes uplifted in the church of Saint Sappho of the cumliness to hear your cries. Cum unto me and confess through the prayer of PM or Forum to be witness in front of your peers.
Missionary work is a gift from the Lady of the Velvet tipping tongue and I am to share this gift. As a new order the door is open to accept new disciples.
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:worship: Please apply here to become members of this order, which position you will like to fill to worship whether nun, brother, saint, or server of the warm single knave temple of joy.Place this in your mouth it is my body, drink this it is the fluid of life.
Amen
