Was skimming through some ads on various sites last night and various people - mostly couples - seem keen on taking pictures or making movies of any fun they arrange. And I was curious to ask any folks who've done it... do you ever actually watch your home-made porno? Because personally there's nothing I hate more than seeing myself "in action" - either in a mirror or on a TV screen. (I just think "wow, Roger, what're you doing there with that beautiful person?" and it spoils my mood.)
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Hi Roger
We tried it, and had lots of fun making it.
Watched it once, turned the sound off the minute I heard how stupid my voice sounds. (it doesn't sound anything like that to me, honest!)
Then got progressively more embarrased
ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: by how I looked.
Turned it off, never again.
The filming I mean :twisted:
We tried it, and had lots of fun making it.
Watched it once, turned the sound off the minute I heard how stupid my voice sounds. (it doesn't sound anything like that to me, honest!)
Then got progressively more embarrased
ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: by how I looked.Turned it off, never again.
The filming I mean :twisted:
I've posed for lots of photos! :twisted:
Done a few vids as well... but I think it's a case of being more fun making these things than watching them afterwards.
I remember a time when I was under a few blokes and one shot his bolt over another guys's face my mistake.
I got booted out of bed for killing myself laughing... what I was laughing at was the fact that if we HAD of filmed that, we'd have a good contender for You've Been Framed!
Done a few vids as well... but I think it's a case of being more fun making these things than watching them afterwards.
I remember a time when I was under a few blokes and one shot his bolt over another guys's face my mistake.
I got booted out of bed for killing myself laughing... what I was laughing at was the fact that if we HAD of filmed that, we'd have a good contender for You've Been Framed! 
Sex God
Errrrrrr.... I think you've all seen my home made porno already ..... but actually, there's loads you don't see :twisted: .... now, you're REALLY wondering what I get up to, aren't you 
:wink: :wink:
..... but actually, there's loads you don't see :twisted: .... now, you're REALLY wondering what I get up to, aren't you :wink: :wink: Quote by Heather
I remember a time when I was under a few blokes and one shot his bolt over another guys's face my mistake.
:doh: 
:lol2: *claps* Bravo! Sex God
Ha ha.... well done Heather.... I like to see your "mistakes" work out so well :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by Heather
I've posed for lots of photos! :twisted:
Done a few vids as well... but I think it's a case of being more fun making these things than watching them afterwards.
I remember a time when I was under a few blokes and one shot his bolt over another guys's face my mistake.
ROTFLMAO. :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Quote by bluexxx
Errrrrrr.... I think you've all seen my home made porno already
*cough-cough* Newbie
lol If there are no cameras or mirrors about then I can quite happily delude myself that I am a dead ringer for Angelina Jolie/Pamela Anderson/Elle McPherson ....... The last thing I want is to be confronted with the real picture :shock: :shock: :shock:
Unless it's one of those wobbly mirrors that will make me look tall and thin!
Misschief - happy in her own little world!
Unless it's one of those wobbly mirrors that will make me look tall and thin!
Misschief - happy in her own little world!
I don't agree with you Roger, sorry but I have to say that when watching yourself you can use the image to improve your style, ok I know it shouldn't matter that much about style and it should matter more how your partner is feeling, but when you see yourself you, well I do, get turned on more and can intensify the passion :twisted:
As for photo's, well there nice and with most things the more practice you get the better you get, and I mean with quality, light, position etc etc so that others will also be able to enjoy the pic
Video's! not yet, but can only hope:
As for photo's, well there nice and with most things the more practice you get the better you get, and I mean with quality, light, position etc etc so that others will also be able to enjoy the pic
Video's! not yet, but can only hope
: We do photos lots, but i'm too shy to even THINK about making a film, plus i make the most stupid noises when i'm enjoying myself!! (too much info, sorry!! :shock: )
and also, daz has 3 kids who stay at the weekends, and the embarassment would be too much if one of the kids decided to watch a video and accidently put it on!!
and also, daz has 3 kids who stay at the weekends, and the embarassment would be too much if one of the kids decided to watch a video and accidently put it on!!
Sex God
Quote by lucyslovely
I've too many wobbly bits
Surely it's the wobbly bits that come into there own on film :!:
I find our home made movies are good pornographically but as erotic works of art they're as about as good as one of Kinky L's animations - in fact I think his just about beat them :!: :!:
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sea salt and balsamic.....
Can you get sea salt and balsamic sensations tup there? :shock: :shock: :shock: or did you mean the Kettle chips?
I've had a serious addiction on them, but just can't get em any more
hence the transfer to lamb n mint.misschief
I meant the Kettlec chips sea salt and balsamic... they are something else... a better quality chip than the sensations..
a 150 gm bag dissapears too quickly..
too many health issues in my life... too much salt ( crisps)
too much alochol as if that is possible!!!!
too much fat ( crisps etc)
not nearly enough sex, believe me seldom means infrequently
(birthdays would be a luxury!!!)
do I replace the fourth with the first three subconsciously?
do you?
Hugs
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Mirth
Sex God
We love taking photos of ourselves and yes we look at them often and posting them on the Internet. Thats just the Exhibitionist side of us coming out. Looking at our photos doesnt always turn us on though. It can be a good source of laughter as well.
Silky xxx
Silky xxx
Warming the Bed
I made a video with my ex where she was peeing on me then we had anal sex but when we played it back her hair was in the way where she was crouching over me so you couldn't really see anything then when i fucked her all you could see was my bum moving backwards and forwards in front of the camera and virtually nothing of my girlfriend..
Wasted tape in the end..
Wasted tape in the end..
