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Home Made Sex Machine!

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stifflaxxx
Sexlightened
so thats liver , baguette , melon , pencil i need to purchase any more ?lol
jamie oliver eat your heart out eh
i'd rather just stick it in a chinky wink
stifflaxxx
Sexlightened
louise it has pedals so one doesnt feel left out just watching they can actually take an active roll in the fun lol
lancyuk
Orgasminator
im sure they cant be that hard to make,
if anyone wants me this weekend ill be in the garage dismantling the lawn mower.
lancyuk
Orgasminator
im sure i just read this somewhere else.
rolleyes
stifflaxxx
Sexlightened
i got a spare prick to borrow you to use on it, its called my boss lol
Unknown User
Damn!! Someone beat me to it mad :x
Goes off muttering about copyright and patent laws....
Lovecommando
Sex God
Quote by SXBOY
that would need some serious lubrication

Or a squirt of WD40 to keep the mechanism running smoothly! Should do nicely! :P
BTW is that duck....i mean 'duct tape' stuck on the top? Hmmm.....perhaps it's a member from SH who's selling it! wink
LC
westerross
Sex God
Love the foot-stomp stop/start pedal! rotflmao
Sorry if someone's mentioned this before haven't read the whole thread.