Horns of an Horny Dillemma

20 Jan 2005

Imagine 'e partner,dead tired,knackered after ahard day,genuine headache,whatever, has gone into a deep sleep. Involuntarily and uncontrollably you start to feel horny until soon the hard is the hardest and the urge is the most to do(no disturbing partner)
Handy.
P.S. In case you're wondering, no it didn't happen to me last night,though it has in the past

20 Jan 2005

try using your right or left hand and hope u don't wake her/him

20 Jan 2005

Tried that but the coughing fit which I use to disguise the climax wakes her up
Handy

20 Jan 2005

Personally, I do not see the dilemma.
One has a wank.
If this awakens the partner, hopefully they participate or pretend to be asleep, still.

20 Jan 2005

Quote by Vix
Personally, I do not see the dilemma.
One has a wank.
If this awakens the partner, hopefully they participate or pretend to be asleep, still.

What mum said.
Lb :love:

20 Jan 2005

Quote by Lazeeboy
Personally, I do not see the dilemma.
One has a wank.
If this awakens the partner, hopefully they participate or pretend to be asleep, still.

What mum said.
Lb :love:
MUM??!!
Fuck off grandad!

20 Jan 2005

I'd think your name says it all really, lol

20 Jan 2005

mrs palmer and her 5 daughters wins every time

20 Jan 2005

You could be considerate and pop in the bathroom for a quick one off the wrist, therefore avoiding waking your better half and also having clean up facilities at hand for afterwards.

20 Jan 2005

You could be considerate and pop in the bathroom for a quick one off the wrist, therefore avoiding waking your better half and also having clean up facilities at hand for afterwa rds MQ wrote
Right i'm an inconsiderate wanker but perhaps it's the thought of being caught thats nicer than the bathroom
Handy

20 Jan 2005

Quote by MQ
You could be considerate and pop in the bathroom for a quick one off the wrist, therefore avoiding waking your better half and also having clean up facilities at hand for afterwards.

So considerate and thoughtful.
Borin tho!
Lb :love:

22 Jan 2005

...howabout trying a very slow, gentle, long drawn out session.......and bite your (so to speak!) if your the noisy type at that explosive moment.

22 Jan 2005

Hmm, a no brainer.. or maybe, tap it with a pencil or trap it in the door until it goes soft (Ouch) rolleyes

22 Jan 2005

whoops that should read....bite your 'tongue'
...howabout trying a very slow, gentle, long drawn out session.......and bite your (so to speak!) if your the noisy type at that explosive moment.

22 Jan 2005

Get yer Handy Andys out Handy. That way you can smother the cough and mop up the emissions. Don't throw 'em out the bed too hard though they'll make a loud plop when they hit the window.