Having just walked in the kitchen and noticed a pack of hot pots by the micro wave
I have some questions
1. has flick found a new fast food and left it for me.
2. Has she cooked it already in the hope that re-cooking will give me food poisoning.
3. Has the world of food been taken over by us drunken we`ll eat any shite, (p.s. they taste good but there`s not enough colestral)
4. I can`t work out, cos you got me so healthy eating, is this, enjoy your fat darling, or have a heart attack ya twat. know you had a very long day at work sweetheart but it was football