hotel meets?

7 Jul 2006

Quote by Sarah

or to solve it all go doggin lol
xx lou xxx

meet u half way...ok who is paying for the condoms..or we splitting that cost???? and who pays the car park fee?..
RWL
xx
Round my way the car parks are free, BUT you still have to take a ticket to prove you have parked there and at what time you arrived.
lol

not good at maths but what is %/50% of free?
RWL
xx

7 Jul 2006

2 and 6 in old money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

7 Jul 2006

A blow-job of course.

7 Jul 2006

Quote by foxylady2209
A blow-job of course.

a full bj or half a one or a third of one?
RWL
xx

7 Jul 2006

Quote by redwine_lover
A blow-job of course.

a full bj or half a one or a third of one?
RWL
xx
Wouldn't that depend if it was being carried out by one or two
:twisted:

7 Jul 2006

we would pay the full cost of a hotel if we had a meeting with a single fem, but would expect some sort of cost sharing if we meet a couple or single guy
anne peter

7 Jul 2006

Quote by fem_4_taboo
Again if someone is on buissness and they happen to already be in a hotel and invite company in for fun fro a few hours then i wouldnt see whythe company/guest should pay anything if the room was before the arrangement, if you get what i mean??
xx lou xxx

That's a really good point I hadn't actually thought of.
I know when I stay away on business and the room is on expenses I would dream of splitting the cost as I would view that as "for profit"

7 Jul 2006

Quote by sexy-croydon
we would pay the full cost of a hotel if we had a meeting with a single fem, but would expect some sort of cost sharing if we meet a couple or single guy
anne peter

Erm, why? Surely the pleasure is mutual? So the costs should be shared regardless of gender of the single?

7 Jul 2006

Quote by sexy-croydon
we would pay the full cost of a hotel if we had a meeting with a single fem, but would expect some sort of cost sharing if we meet a couple or single guy
anne peter

I'm trying to work out if this is sexist or chivalrous.
H.x

7 Jul 2006

that's all well and good but who brings the condoms? dunno

7 Jul 2006

i won't write my first paragragh as its given me an idea of a new thread, so look out for that one coming to a screen near you soon.
interesting views i must say, must add..
1)fem 4 , regarding one of our hotel meets i think we got conned somewhat as he turned out to be a rep on business.
2)redwinelover don't write condoms and split in same
3)sarah gosh there a pervy hotel near you wanting to know what time you came er sorry
4)H.L.B. carefull about suggesting making a profit on
5)frecklybird what if the single didnt perform very well say he came in 2 minutes, still 1/3rds?

7 Jul 2006

Quote by foxylady2209
This thing about how much the couple pays could break down a bit further. If they are a true couple as in living together normally then they could count as one unit and pay half. ....

If the same couple got on a bus - would the driver see them as one unit or two people?
If the same couple made a visit to a tourist attraction with an entry fee - would they been seen as one unit or two people?
If they went to a pub which did a set lunch menu for per head - would they be seen as one unit or two people?
If I meet them at a hotel - I see them as two people.

7 Jul 2006

Quote by cockslut
5)frecklybird what if the single didnt perform very well say he came in 2 minutes, still 1/3rds?

What if he did? Why should he pay more just because he lasted 2 minutes?

7 Jul 2006

Quote by Freckledbird

5)frecklybird what if the single didnt perform very well say he came in 2 minutes, still 1/3rds?

What if he did? Why should he pay more just because he lasted 2 minutes?
ok should he pay less as he wasnt there that long?

7 Jul 2006

No, not at all. Do you time people, then? confused

7 Jul 2006

Quote by Sarah
A blow-job of course.

a full bj or half a one or a third of one?
RWL
xx
Wouldn't that depend if it was being carried out by one or two
:twisted:
God i hate maths..no wonder i failed it at school!!!!! far too complicated
RWL
xx

7 Jul 2006

2)redwinelover don't write condoms and split in same
quote]
must admit.. i nearly did crack a joke there
but my brain was hurting from all the maths..
50%/ %..etc etc.. i blame that Sarah person
RWL
xx

7 Jul 2006

Quote by PoloLady
This thing about how much the couple pays could break down a bit further. If they are a true couple as in living together normally then they could count as one unit and pay half. ....

If the same couple got on a bus - would the driver see them as one unit or two people?
If the same couple made a visit to a tourist attraction with an entry fee - would they been seen as one unit or two people?
If they went to a pub which did a set lunch menu for per head - would they be seen as one unit or two people?
If I meet them at a hotel - I see them as two people.
Good point and I agree. It really is most straightforward if each person pays. smile

7 Jul 2006

well we dont carry an egg timer with us but surely the time factor is part of the formula that makes up a good meet, which begs the question what factors would you put into the formula to make a good meet.
cleanliness + looks + size + time spent playing + satisfaction = a good meet
have we missed anything out you would put in, or put in something you would take out?
mrs had the club stud once ( 11 inches) he lasted less than 2 minutes and blamed her for giving oral b4 too good, . HA. = bad meet

7 Jul 2006

For me it would depend on the situation. We have only arranged a meet in a hotel once, we were staying in the hotel anyway, that person was in our eyes a guest in our room and asking them to contribute never crossed our minds......same way as if they had visited us in our home we wouldn't ask for a contribution towards the gas and electric.
If we were booking a hotel room with the intention to "shag and go" (for want of a better phrase lol) then split the bill fairly.
Les x

7 Jul 2006

Quote by foxylady2209
This thing about how much the couple pays could break down a bit further. If they are a true couple as in living together normally then they could count as one unit and pay half. ....

If the same couple got on a bus - would the driver see them as one unit or two people?
If the same couple made a visit to a tourist attraction with an entry fee - would they been seen as one unit or two people?
If they went to a pub which did a set lunch menu for per head - would they be seen as one unit or two people?
If I meet them at a hotel - I see them as two people.
Good point and I agree. It really is most straightforward if each person pays. smile

u aint got a cat in hells chance of a cpl paying 2/3rds cost of a hotel room if meeting a single guy..... ffs get real !!!!!!!.. 50% max (although very very occasionally, a cpl may pay for the room but thats usually cos they are staying there overnight anyway)
RWL
xx

7 Jul 2006

Sarah
Can you help me!!!
0 x 50% + 1/2 condom price divided by no of condoms x car park fee + cost of first round of drinks minus a drink from the mini bar - take away the first number u thought of, divide by 3 people, remainder 3 = a fair split!!!! (who mentioned split and condoms again in same sentence!!)
Am I right????
: flipa

RWL

7 Jul 2006

Quote by cockslut
well we dont carry an egg timer with us but surely the time factor is part of the formula that makes up a good meet, which begs the question what factors would you put into the formula to make a good meet.
cleanliness + looks + size + time spent playing + satisfaction = a good meet
have we missed anything out you would put in, or put in something you would take out?
mrs had the club stud once ( 11 inches) he lasted less than 2 minutes and blamed her for giving oral b4 too good, . HA. = bad meet

I have to say, I don't dissect every meet - it either works or it doesn't. For different reasons. Definitely don't see individual factors (such as time) as a 'commodity' where paying for accommodation is concerned.

7 Jul 2006

Quote by redwine_lover
Sarah
Can you help me!!!
0 x 50% + 1/2 condom price divided by no of condoms x car park fee + cost of first round of drinks minus a drink from the mini bar - take away the first number u thought of, divide by 3 people, remainder 3 = a fair split!!!! (who mentioned split and condoms again in same sentence!!)
Am I right????
:
RWL

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7 Jul 2006

Quote by redwine_lover
Sarah
Can you help me!!!
0 x 50% + 1/2 condom price divided by no of condoms x car park fee + cost of first round of drinks minus a drink from the mini bar - take away the first number u thought of, divide by 3 people, remainder 3 = a fair split!!!! (who mentioned split and condoms again in same sentence!!)
Am I right????
:
RWL

I suggest you phone a friend
:twisted:

7 Jul 2006

Quote by Sarah
Sarah
Can you help me!!!
0 x 50% + 1/2 condom price divided by no of condoms x car park fee + cost of first round of drinks minus a drink from the mini bar - take away the first number u thought of, divide by 3 people, remainder 3 = a fair split!!!! (who mentioned split and condoms again in same sentence!!)
Am I right????
:
RWL

I suggest you phone a friend
:twisted:
where do i get one of those...?
ebay?
RWL
xx

7 Jul 2006

Quote by redwine_lover
u aint got a cat in hells chance of a cpl paying 2/3rds cost of a hotel room if meeting a single guy..... ffs get real

Excuse me.... I am keeping it real - I am a female and expressing what I think is fair for me. Why the fuck should I care if couples are not as reasonable with single guys.... I am not a guy flipa

7 Jul 2006

Quote by redwine_lover
Sarah
Can you help me!!!
0 x 50% + 1/2 condom price divided by no of condoms x car park fee + cost of first round of drinks minus a drink from the mini bar - take away the first number u thought of, divide by 3 people, remainder 3 = a fair split!!!! (who mentioned split and condoms again in same sentence!!)
Am I right????
:
RWL

I suggest you phone a friend
:twisted:
where do i get one of those...?
ebay?
RWL
xx
or you could take a 50 / 50
Hang on that got you in this muddle in the first place lol

7 Jul 2006

Quote by PoloLady

u aint got a cat in hells chance of a cpl paying 2/3rds cost of a hotel room if meeting a single guy..... ffs get real

Excuse me.... I am keeping it real - I am a female and expressing what I think is fair for me. Why the fuck should I care if couples are not as reasonable with single guys.... I am not a guy flipa

I was just wondering.......if your an elusive bi-female.....what are the chances that you can get the couple to pay for all hotel costs.....considering your rarity they would jump through hoops for a meet......as for single guys,maybe a considerate couple would go half.....if not than it all depends on how much you want that meet and if your prepared to pay it all.

7 Jul 2006

Quote by PoloLady

u aint got a cat in hells chance of a cpl paying 2/3rds cost of a hotel room if meeting a single guy..... ffs get real

Excuse me.... I am keeping it real - I am a female and expressing what I think is fair for me. Why the fuck should I care if couples are not as reasonable with single guys.... I am not a guy flipa

Good job..u would have a reality check!! and maybe have to think of others, other than yourself!!
RWL