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Sex God
A reception desk and papers
:banghead: I also doubt whether anyone would know what was in the luggage anyway, unless they were a thief or had very 'special' eyesight. I am of course excepting all those occasions when someones luggage bursts open as they enter the lobby ......
And of course, the 'luggage exhibitionists' that can't help but show you what they've got stashed in their case .......
WTF is the point of this ?
And of course, the 'luggage exhibitionists' that can't help but show you what they've got stashed in their case .......
WTF is the point of this ?
Sex God
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I also doubt whether anyone would know what was in the luggage anyway, unless they were a thief or had very 'special' eyesight. I am of course excepting all those occasions when someones luggage bursts open as they enter the lobby ......
And of course, the 'luggage exhibitionists' that can't help but show you what they've got stashed in their case .......
WTF is the point of this ?
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:Why do I now have the image of someone getting off on the fact they have brand new see through pvc luggage to show off all their normally unseen packing skills to the masses!
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Why do I now have the image of someone getting off on the fact they have brand new see through pvc luggage to show off all their normally unseen packing skills to the masses!
Bloody hell Gem !
You may just have something there ......
Does anyone make this sort of stuff yet ?
Err.... I don't want ony you understand - I ask merely for information !
Sex God
Quote by marriedmale
Bloody hell Gem !
You may just have something there ......
Does anyone make this sort of stuff yet ?
Err.... I don't want ony you understand - I ask merely for information !
Gap in the market....
Maybe it will be ;s next question for us all.
"Would you prefer your luggage to be see though or opaque?"
Not sure If anyone will give a fuck about that question either tbh...
;) Quote by little gem
Bloody hell Gem !
You may just have something there ......
Does anyone make this sort of stuff yet ?
Err.... I don't want ony you understand - I ask merely for information !
Gap in the market....
Maybe it will be ;s next question for us all.
"Would you prefer your luggage to be see though or opaque?"
Not sure If anyone will give a fuck about that question either tbh...
;)PMSL - Little Gem you read my mind, was just about to say the same thing.
Ditto !
I need an "Ignore this thread" button on my membership now though.
For some reason, even though it's an obvious childish troll, I have to keep bloody replying.
I've even tried putting a pice of black insulation tape on the monitor so I can't see it, but then someone posts in it and bumps it again.
Arg - I've done it myself now - I'm off to adjust the tape.
bbl
I need an "Ignore this thread" button on my membership now though.
For some reason, even though it's an obvious childish troll, I have to keep bloody replying.
I've even tried putting a pice of black insulation tape on the monitor so I can't see it, but then someone posts in it and bumps it again.
Arg - I've done it myself now - I'm off to adjust the tape.
bbl
Sexlightened
Never worked in one but I used one on a regular basis to got to know all the staff very well as it is only a small hotel, 40 rooms max.
Anyway I’m staying there about 3 years ago and turn up late, say 2am ish, after a night out. So its me and a friend of mine, Anna, who just happens to work at said hotel standing at the door waiting on the Porter to let us in. The Porter comes along and lets us in and we have a chat and then as per norm are told to head through to the bar if we want a drink of two. Now usually he, the porter would serve the drink but he was busy with something else this night so we are told to help ourselves and leave what we are due on the bar.
Myself and Anna walk into the bar only to see the head chef taking a girl from behind whilst she is holding onto the bar. The Chef is so drunk he almost starts a conversation before realising that he is in an embarrassing position. The poor girl on the other hand screams and runs off leaving her top behind in the bar.
We still laugh about it now and have since got to know the girl involved. I met her in a club about 3 weeks after we first eh met.
Anyway I’m staying there about 3 years ago and turn up late, say 2am ish, after a night out. So its me and a friend of mine, Anna, who just happens to work at said hotel standing at the door waiting on the Porter to let us in. The Porter comes along and lets us in and we have a chat and then as per norm are told to head through to the bar if we want a drink of two. Now usually he, the porter would serve the drink but he was busy with something else this night so we are told to help ourselves and leave what we are due on the bar.
Myself and Anna walk into the bar only to see the head chef taking a girl from behind whilst she is holding onto the bar. The Chef is so drunk he almost starts a conversation before realising that he is in an embarrassing position. The poor girl on the other hand screams and runs off leaving her top behind in the bar.
We still laugh about it now and have since got to know the girl involved. I met her in a club about 3 weeks after we first eh met.
Sex God
Read the rest of Chazxx's story on a bog roll (aka tabloid) near you somewhere soon! ;)
Although I can't talk... I actually paid 10pence for the sunday sport last weekend. With much protest from Nellie saying he'd not have a rag like that in the flat.... then I had to prize the bloody thing off him!
You know they have a nipple count??? I think we should do that here...
:gagged:
Although I can't talk... I actually paid 10pence for the sunday sport last weekend. With much protest from Nellie saying he'd not have a rag like that in the flat.... then I had to prize the bloody thing off him!
You know they have a nipple count??? I think we should do that here...
:gagged: 
Sex God
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but what was in the luggage?
If they were on the way out, probably everything from the room that wasn't nailed down
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have you worked in a hotel and what did you see or here?
Never worked in a hotel, but you've just reminded me of last years Nottingham munch.
Myself and a certain gentleman checked into a hotel on the Friday night and met up with a few site regulars. We checked out the following morning and left the luggage at the hotel.
The Saturday afternoon my companion checked back into the hotel with another female member of this siter and the same guy was on reception.
ops: That was funny, but not as funny as Sunday morning when all three of us came down stairs together. :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
have you worked in a hotel and what did you see or here?
Never worked in a hotel, but you've just reminded me of last years Nottingham munch.
Myself and a certain gentleman checked into a hotel on the Friday night and met up with a few site regulars. We checked out the following morning and left the luggage at the hotel.
The Saturday afternoon my companion checked back into the hotel with another female member of this siter and the same guy was on reception.
ops: That was funny, but not as funny as Sunday morning when all three of us came down stairs together. :twisted:
Really!!! (not too sure which emoticon I should be using here)
Sexlightened
You should have moved the party to his room, now that would give him something to tell the lads at work!
