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have you worked in a hotel and what did you see or here?
redface
dunno
what was the song?.......Take these chains.....
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have you worked in a hotel and what did you see or here?
redface

A lot of people walking in the front door with luggage :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :thumbup:
A reception desk and papers
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have you worked in a hotel and what did you see or here?
redface

A lot of people walking in the front door with luggage :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :thumbup:
but what was in the luggage?
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but what was in the luggage?

Post something without asking a question ....... I dare you !
C'mon, tell us who / what you are, why you want to know, SOMETHING !!!!!
If you think you can just troll like that, it ain't gonna work.
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have you worked in a hotel and what did you see or here?
redface

A lot of people walking in the front door with luggage :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :thumbup:
but what was in the luggage?
FFS banghead :banghead: dunno
I also doubt whether anyone would know what was in the luggage anyway, unless they were a thief or had very 'special' eyesight. I am of course excepting all those occasions when someones luggage bursts open as they enter the lobby ......
And of course, the 'luggage exhibitionists' that can't help but show you what they've got stashed in their case .......
WTF is the point of this ?
well mine would be full of sex toys
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well mine would be full of sex toys

Go on then..... describe them, and tell us which works best for you ?
And why ?
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well mine would be full of sex toys

Wow, got a live one here today! :violin: :violin:
my fav is in the shape of a jesters hat and makes lots of noise
in the lobby
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well mine would be full of sex toys

Wow, got a live one here today! :violin: :violin:
Maybe the qty of toys suggests a certain level of self-gratification ?
PMSL
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I also doubt whether anyone would know what was in the luggage anyway, unless they were a thief or had very 'special' eyesight. I am of course excepting all those occasions when someones luggage bursts open as they enter the lobby ......
And of course, the 'luggage exhibitionists' that can't help but show you what they've got stashed in their case .......
WTF is the point of this ?

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Why do I now have the image of someone getting off on the fact they have brand new see through pvc luggage to show off all their normally unseen packing skills to the masses! lol
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Why do I now have the image of someone getting off on the fact they have brand new see through pvc luggage to show off all their normally unseen packing skills to the masses! lol

Bloody hell Gem !
You may just have something there ......
Does anyone make this sort of stuff yet ?
Err.... I don't want ony you understand - I ask merely for information !
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Bloody hell Gem !
You may just have something there ......
Does anyone make this sort of stuff yet ?
Err.... I don't want ony you understand - I ask merely for information !

Gap in the market....
Maybe it will be ;s next question for us all.
"Would you prefer your luggage to be see though or opaque?"
Not sure If anyone will give a fuck about that question either tbh... dunno ;)
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Bloody hell Gem !
You may just have something there ......
Does anyone make this sort of stuff yet ?
Err.... I don't want ony you understand - I ask merely for information !

Gap in the market....
Maybe it will be ;s next question for us all.
"Would you prefer your luggage to be see though or opaque?"
Not sure If anyone will give a fuck about that question either tbh... dunno ;)
PMSL - Little Gem you read my mind, was just about to say the same thing.
Ditto !
I need an "Ignore this thread" button on my membership now though.
For some reason, even though it's an obvious childish troll, I have to keep bloody replying.
I've even tried putting a pice of black insulation tape on the monitor so I can't see it, but then someone posts in it and bumps it again.
Arg - I've done it myself now - I'm off to adjust the tape.
bbl
rolleyes
Never worked in one but I used one on a regular basis to got to know all the staff very well as it is only a small hotel, 40 rooms max.
Anyway I’m staying there about 3 years ago and turn up late, say 2am ish, after a night out. So its me and a friend of mine, Anna, who just happens to work at said hotel standing at the door waiting on the Porter to let us in. The Porter comes along and lets us in and we have a chat and then as per norm are told to head through to the bar if we want a drink of two. Now usually he, the porter would serve the drink but he was busy with something else this night so we are told to help ourselves and leave what we are due on the bar.
Myself and Anna walk into the bar only to see the head chef taking a girl from behind whilst she is holding onto the bar. The Chef is so drunk he almost starts a conversation before realising that he is in an embarrassing position. The poor girl on the other hand screams and runs off leaving her top behind in the bar.
We still laugh about it now and have since got to know the girl involved. I met her in a club about 3 weeks after we first eh met.
redface
Read the rest of Chazxx's story on a bog roll (aka tabloid) near you somewhere soon! ;) lol
Although I can't talk... I actually paid 10pence for the sunday sport last weekend. With much protest from Nellie saying he'd not have a rag like that in the flat.... then I had to prize the bloody thing off him! rolleyes
You know they have a nipple count??? I think we should do that here... bolt :gagged:
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but what was in the luggage?

If they were on the way out, probably everything from the room that wasn't nailed down rolleyes
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have you worked in a hotel and what did you see or here?
redface

I saw trees of green, red roses too, I saw them in bloom, and not too. And I think to myself, when will this get locked..... biggrin
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have you worked in a hotel and what did you see or here?
redface

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Never worked in a hotel, but you've just reminded me of last years Nottingham munch.
Myself and a certain gentleman checked into a hotel on the Friday night and met up with a few site regulars. We checked out the following morning and left the luggage at the hotel.
The Saturday afternoon my companion checked back into the hotel with another female member of this siter and the same guy was on reception. surprisedops:
That was funny, but not as funny as Sunday morning when all three of us came down stairs together. :twisted:
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have you worked in a hotel and what did you see or here?
redface

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Never worked in a hotel, but you've just reminded me of last years Nottingham munch.
Myself and a certain gentleman checked into a hotel on the Friday night and met up with a few site regulars. We checked out the following morning and left the luggage at the hotel.
The Saturday afternoon my companion checked back into the hotel with another female member of this siter and the same guy was on reception. surprisedops:
That was funny, but not as funny as Sunday morning when all three of us came down stairs together. :twisted:
Really!!! (not too sure which emoticon I should be using here) rotflmao
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Myself and a certain gentleman checked into a hotel on the Friday night . . . . . . . . .

There are gentlemen on here ??????????????????????????? :shock:
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Myself and a certain gentleman checked into a hotel on the Friday night . . . . . . . . .

There are gentlemen on here ??????????????????????????? :shock:
There are????? Where ??? dunno innocent bolt
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Myself and a certain gentleman checked into a hotel on the Friday night . . . . . . . . .

There are gentlemen on here ??????????????????????????? :shock:
There are????? Where ??? dunno innocent bolt
One atleast!
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have you worked in a hotel and what did you see or here?
redface

I saw lots of people checking in, checking out, sitting down for meals in the restaurant, having conversations with each other... you know the things people do all the time in hotels
You should have moved the party to his room, now that would give him something to tell the lads at work!