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Hourly Rate Hotels?
Sex God
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Sorry... I've always wanted to use that emote!
Sex God
i have used the chain style places just for this type of thing lol presuming by this you mean swinging quickies .. large chains tend to take less notic of commings and goings on the hourly basis ... unless you become tooooooo regular 
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I realise that google is my friend, but every wording i've tried doesn't quite give me the right sort've places! Invariably leads to the chain style places which aren't right for this!
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Oh well, I guess we'll have to pay for a night! Thanks anyway.
looks like it!!
I think these days the only hourly rate hotels are in Thailand or in designated "red-light" areas in places such as Holland and Germany ( to name only 2 worldwide) because the idea is pretty much that those wanting one are engaging in the services of a prostitute.
In the UK,if it must be a hotel, and you only need an hour, and you dont mind shaggin on a table....many hotels might do conferencing facilities on an hourly rate.... and provide a tray of biccies and soft drinks all laid out on doileys for after.
This could be expensive though!!!! probably more than the cost of the room and not good if your as tight as a camels arse in a sandstorm.
next....
A couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office.
The Therapist asks, 'What can I do for you?
The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'
The Therapist raises both eyebrows , but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is
asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the Therapist says,
'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.'
He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them £50, and says goodbye.
The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again.
The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row.
The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the Therapist then leaves.
Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the therapist says, ' Pardon me, but I have to ask.
Just what are you trying to find out?'
The old man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything.
She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house.
Travelodge charge £93.
The Hilton charges £139.
We do it here for £50,
and I get £43 back from Bupa.'.....................
Just a thought!
The Therapist asks, 'What can I do for you?
The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'
The Therapist raises both eyebrows , but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is
asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the Therapist says,
'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.'
He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them £50, and says goodbye.
The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again.
The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row.
The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the Therapist then leaves.
Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the therapist says, ' Pardon me, but I have to ask.
Just what are you trying to find out?'
The old man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything.
She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house.
Travelodge charge £93.
The Hilton charges £139.
We do it here for £50,
and I get £43 back from Bupa.'.....................
Just a thought!
