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Next.....
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Sex God
Like it Amateurman. Think I can see where you're going with this one . . . .
Just thinking out loud here, don't mind me, but you seem to be suggesting Amateurman, correct me if I'm wrong, and I have occasionally been wrong, I have no qualms admitting that and make no bones about it, that perhaps it might be an idea, in a "let's-run-it-up-the-flagpole-and-see-if-anyone-salutes" kinda way, to try and do something that's maybe a little bit novel for a bit, and see what happens? That where you're coming from? We on the same wavelength?
You're after something a bit out of the ordinary perhaps, not so common or garden and run of the mill? Something that's maybe got legs on? Summat mebbe even with wings that might fly a bit, fly like a poor little startled robin that's just poked its head out of its nest and realised its got little wings and can fly, and fly, and fly . . . .
Don't have to have wings I s'pose. Something wing-like might be enough? I mean, technically if all you're after is staying aloft you could prolly get away with an expanse of loose, membraneous skin in yer interdigital spaces, or perhaps a set of highly developed pectoral fins, but I digress . . . .
Anyway. Where were we?
Just thinking out loud here, don't mind me, but you seem to be suggesting Amateurman, correct me if I'm wrong, and I have occasionally been wrong, I have no qualms admitting that and make no bones about it, that perhaps it might be an idea, in a "let's-run-it-up-the-flagpole-and-see-if-anyone-salutes" kinda way, to try and do something that's maybe a little bit novel for a bit, and see what happens? That where you're coming from? We on the same wavelength?
You're after something a bit out of the ordinary perhaps, not so common or garden and run of the mill? Something that's maybe got legs on? Summat mebbe even with wings that might fly a bit, fly like a poor little startled robin that's just poked its head out of its nest and realised its got little wings and can fly, and fly, and fly . . . .
Don't have to have wings I s'pose. Something wing-like might be enough? I mean, technically if all you're after is staying aloft you could prolly get away with an expanse of loose, membraneous skin in yer interdigital spaces, or perhaps a set of highly developed pectoral fins, but I digress . . . .
Anyway. Where were we?
Quote by neilinleeds
Like it Amateurman. Think I can see where you're going with this one . . . .
Just thinking out loud here, don't mind me, but you seem to be suggesting Amateurman, correct me if I'm wrong, and I have occasionally been wrong, I have no qualms admitting that and make no bones about it, that perhaps it might be an idea, in a "let's-run-it-up-the-flagpole-and-see-if-anyone-salutes" kinda way, to try and do something that's maybe a little bit novel for a bit, and see what happens? That where you're coming from? We on the same wavelength?
You're after something a bit out of the ordinary perhaps, not so common or garden and run of the mill? Something that's maybe got legs on? Summat mebbe even with wings that might fly a bit, fly like a poor little startled robin that's just poked its head out of its nest and realised its got little wings and can fly, and fly, and fly . . . .
Don't have to have wings I s'pose. Something wing-like might be enough? I mean, technically if all you're after is staying aloft you could prolly get away with an expanse of loose, membraneous skin in yer interdigital spaces, or perhaps a set of highly developed pectoral fins, but I digress . . . .
Anyway. Where were we?
Crikey Neil!! (ello me lovely
)Are you talking them there talking talks?? Them there talks that aren't erring on the side of caution?? :scared: Like something that doesn't involve being nice to kittens ........ not that I dislike kittens by the way, or want to harm them, they're very cute.... and fluffy.... and I have best friends that are kittens!!! :uhoh:
Where the ell does one start??? :undecided:
Orgasminator
How about that weather 
Nah not the weather, that would be boring.
As would holidays, although I do have one of those coming up so maybe we could talk about holidays?
Or ironing because I know a certain forumite loves his ironing and I am about to ironing my sons clothes as he is going on holiday tomorrow. Its like being in the hairdressers getting your hair cut, "going anywhere nice this year for your holiday?". Why do they do that? Its none of their sodding business.
Anyway, this is a swinging site so we could talk about someone sex related only I'd get embarrassed so maybe not.
Nope. not a clue, sorry
As would holidays, although I do have one of those coming up so maybe we could talk about holidays?
Or ironing because I know a certain forumite loves his ironing and I am about to ironing my sons clothes as he is going on holiday tomorrow. Its like being in the hairdressers getting your hair cut, "going anywhere nice this year for your holiday?". Why do they do that? Its none of their sodding business.
Anyway, this is a swinging site so we could talk about someone sex related only I'd get embarrassed so maybe not.
Nope. not a clue, sorry
Sex God
Quote by amatuerman
Some new forum post, one that's not a game, birthday wish or a winge..
Thinking caps on....
Next.....
You could try but some of the others users are not capable of more than one word unless its Happy birthday
Ohh .. thats was a whinge wasn't it :doh: Must try harder Tweeky!
Ive decided not to cut my grass today
Who else has decided not to cut the grass? I feel kind of uninhibited and really naughty :lol: Now all I have to do is stop other people in the house noticing that that grass needs cutting and I should get away with it :lol: 
Sex God
Quote by amatuerman
Some new forum post, one that's not a game, birthday wish or a winge..
Thinking caps on....
Next.....
Dare I use the American teenage vernacular and simply say... 'bring it!'
Seriously amateurman, the way I view the forum is like this: it's a conversation, or rather a series of them, if you don't like the subject then start your own.
Sex God
Quote by bIoke
Let's talk about cock and arse.....
Just a thought :cool:
Or we could do this :rascal:
I quite fancy a cock and arse chat...
Sex God
I don't like all cocks, but there are some very handsome ones about.
Sex God
Quote by mrs-bmw
I agree cocks are nice, and arses are nice toohwoar:
Lets`s not forget some nice hairy manly thick muscled thighs :smitten:
Ooooh, where do we stand on hairy men?
I'm a like-'em-a-bit-hairy-but-not-totally-hairy kinda gal.
Quote by noladreams
I agree cocks are nice, and arses are nice too
Lets`s not forget some nice hairy manly thick muscled thighs :smitten:
Ooooh, where do we stand on hairy men?
I'm a like-'em-a-bit-hairy-but-not-totally-hairy kinda gal.
Personally I`ve never stood on a hairy man :lol2:
I`m not sure he would appreciate it, however I don`t mind sitting astride a hairy man.
I`m with you Nola on the not-being-too-hairy thing
Sex God
I quite like sitting astride non-hairy men too... I'm an (almost!) equal opportunity man-sitter :rascal:
Quote by mrs-bmw
....Lets`s not forget some nice hairy manly thick muscled thighs :smitten:..
OK now we're talking... and at the top of said legs, a nice, thick, manly cock .. I actually misread it to read exactly that in the first place. Silly me as I'm sure mrs-bmw would never be that rude
And then when I saw the next post about Nola sitting astride something, I skipped the detail, my naughty mind put two and two together and it took me right back to a couple of Easter's back. And I'm not talking Cadbury's Creme Eggs here :twisted: Although I am damn sure I heard her enquire "How do you eat yours?" that evening :bounce:
Definitely prefer hairy here... off to do a BBQ and think about some threads
Sex God
Quote by bIoke
....Lets`s not forget some nice hairy manly thick muscled thighs :smitten:..
OK now we're talking... and at the top of said legs, a nice, thick, manly cock .. I actually misread it to read exactly that in the first place. Silly me as I'm sure mrs-bmw would never be that rude
And then when I saw the next post about Nola sitting astride something, I skipped the detail, my naughty mind put two and two together and it took me right back to a couple of Easter's back. And I'm not talking Cadbury's Creme Eggs here :twisted: Although I am damn sure I heard her enquire "How do you eat yours?" that evening :bounce:
Definitely prefer hairy here... off to do a BBQ and think about some threads
Sorry lovely man, but that bit of your post ^^^^ What a night indeed! :bounce:
Oooh, I'm off to crack open a glass of wine and toast 'old friends' :giggle:
You've lost me
Quote by neilinleeds
Like it Amateurman. Think I can see where you're going with this one . . . .
Just thinking out loud here, don't mind me, but you seem to be suggesting Amateurman, correct me if I'm wrong, and I have occasionally been wrong, I have no qualms admitting that and make no bones about it, that perhaps it might be an idea, in a "let's-run-it-up-the-flagpole-and-see-if-anyone-salutes" kinda way, to try and do something that's maybe a little bit novel for a bit, and see what happens? That where you're coming from? We on the same wavelength?
You're after josomething a bit out of the ordinary perhaps, not so common or garden and run of the mill? Something that's maybe got legs on? Summat mebbe even with wings that might fly a bit, fly like a poor little startled robin that's just poked its head out of its nest and realised its got little wings and can fly, and fly, and fly . . . .
Don't have to have wings I s'pose. Something wing-like might be enough? I mean, technically if all you're after is staying aloft you could prolly get away with an expanse of loose, membraneous skin in yer interdigital spaces, or perhaps a set of highly developed pectoral fins, but I digress . . . .
Anyway. Where were we?
Sex God
I think Nellie was trying to strike up a convo...
Orgasminator
Quote by bIoke
Let's talk about cock and arse.....
Just a thought :cool:
I thought threads chatting about Nick Clegg and David Cameron needed to go in the current affairs forum lol
Sex God
Quote by Dawnie
I like arms too
Generally, if I a being picky, I do like men to be a little hairy. Just as long as I don't need a sythe :lol2:
Or satnav and a pith helmet.
Quote by flower411
Some new forum post, one that's not a game, birthday wish or a winge..
Thinking caps on....
Next.....
No matter what gets posted or however many threads get bumped, the song game and the word association thread will keep being bumped to the top of the list ....it just gets boring......nobody can be bothered.
It's a good job you are though Flowers mate! I always look forward to your periodic winge about this subject :bounce:
Sex God
Quote by SinSi
Some new forum post, one that's not a game, birthday wish or a winge..
Thinking caps on....
Next.....
No matter what gets posted or however many threads get bumped, the song game and the word association thread will keep being bumped to the top of the list ....it just gets boring......nobody can be bothered.
It's a good job you are though Flowers mate! I always look forward to your periodic winge about this subject :bounce:
To be fair its probably the most entertaining Bi weeky debate :mrgreen:
Sex God
Quote by Missy
Crikey Neil!! (ello me lovely
. . . .
Where the ell does one start??? :undecided:
Evening Missy, how the hell are you?
Really must apologise for the lateness of the reply. I did drop by saturday morning and meant to say hello then. Pushed for time though, what with familial obligations and what have you, and found myself making rather a meal of it, typing rather more than anticipated at the time. More than would be strictly necessary by way of greeting I suppose, but you know me Missy . . . why settle for one word when you could have several hundred, in proper sentences, mostly spelled correctly and appropriately punctuated and paragraphed? 
Didn't mean to leave you all weekend worrying Missy. Never was nothing for you to be getting all unnecessarily discombobulated about I assure you, and definitely, absolutely, I feel I can state this quite categorically Missy, just so as to avoid the merest hint or semblance of shadowy doubt you understand, never any suggestion of me doing unspeakable things to kittens. Or cats. Or any other feline mammals now you come to mention it, domesticated or otherwise in any way, shape, or form. The very idea!
Hadn't even thought about kittens atcherly till you mentioned 'em, but glad you did. Generally a good thing to be reminded about every so often kittens I find, what with their little kitteny faces and their little kitteny paws and what have you. We'd do well not to forget the poor little kittens of this world. I mean Missy, did brave, young men of stalwart heart go off to foreign lands not once, but twice, into two world wars so we could go through life with not so much as a second's thought for their smooshy little kitteny tum-tums? No. No I say! By England and St. George No! For shame Missy! For shaaaaaaame. Hope that's put your mind at rest?
:kiss: ;)
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