How can a meet a sexy British girl? About me: 28 year old male. Hispanic/American . I live and work in Philadelphia, but travel to Europe a lot. If interested, let me know. I'll send you pictures. Bye.
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How can I meet a sexy British girl?
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Quote by gae
coming to britain would help.
Nah! There's plenty of Brits in America. Surely he can find one over there.
Nope, there is a difference, girl live Britain from Britain = British , girl live USA from Britain =Anglo American !
Pretty good our American cousins can now connect on the finer points of English ! I wish you luck! However be advised in Britain girls are much different than in the US, and to be sucessful here you must note a few important points ,
It is customary to offer to buy any British girl you meet , a new car, a Jaguar (Jag u r , not jagwah)
All British girls are Cockneys unless from Scotland where they are almost always conected with royalty, however most Cockneys are infact members of the upper classes and often live on large estates in Manchester or London for example, and like to wear clothes suitable for horse riding at all times ........I am sure other forum members can add to this list can't we folks.....
Pretty good our American cousins can now connect on the finer points of English ! I wish you luck! However be advised in Britain girls are much different than in the US, and to be sucessful here you must note a few important points ,
It is customary to offer to buy any British girl you meet , a new car, a Jaguar (Jag u r , not jagwah)
All British girls are Cockneys unless from Scotland where they are almost always conected with royalty, however most Cockneys are infact members of the upper classes and often live on large estates in Manchester or London for example, and like to wear clothes suitable for horse riding at all times ........I am sure other forum members can add to this list can't we folks.....
Quote by peenut
Nope, there is a difference, girl live Britain from Britain = British , girl live USA from Britain =Anglo American !
Pretty good our American cousins can now connect on the finer points of English ! I wish you luck! However be advised in Britain girls are much different than in the US, and to be sucessful here you must note a few important points ,
It is customary to offer to buy any British girl you meet , a new car, a Jaguar (Jag u r , not jagwah)
All British girls are Cockneys unless from Scotland where they are almost always conected with royalty, however most Cockneys are infact members of the upper classes and often live on large estates in Manchester or London for example, and like to wear clothes suitable for horse riding at all times ........I am sure other forum members can add to this list can't we folks.....
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Where do the Beatles and a penchant for fish and chips come into this, then?
Quote by peenut
Nope, there is a difference, girl live Britain from Britain = British , girl live USA from Britain =Anglo American !
Pretty good our American cousins can now connect on the finer points of English ! I wish you luck! However be advised in Britain girls are much different than in the US, and to be sucessful here you must note a few important points ,
It is customary to offer to buy any British girl you meet , a new car, a Jaguar (Jag u r , not jagwah)
All British girls are Cockneys unless from Scotland where they are almost always conected with royalty, however most Cockneys are infact members of the upper classes and often live on large estates in Manchester or London for example, and like to wear clothes suitable for horse riding at all times ........I am sure other forum members can add to this list can't we folks.....
OI peenut: what about us american girls who now live in Britain? Do I get a "jag-yoo-r" now?? Do us females who pond-jump in reverse have specific qualities?
Quote by peenut
Nope, there is a difference, girl live Britain from Britain = British , girl live USA from Britain =Anglo American !
Pretty good our American cousins can now connect on the finer points of English ! I wish you luck! However be advised in Britain girls are much different than in the US, and to be sucessful here you must note a few important points ,
It is customary to offer to buy any British girl you meet , a new car, a Jaguar (Jag u r , not jagwah)
All British girls are Cockneys unless from Scotland where they are almost always conected with royalty, however most Cockneys are infact members of the upper classes and often live on large estates in Manchester or London for example, and like to wear clothes suitable for horse riding at all times ........I am sure other forum members can add to this list can't we folks.....
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:soft top jag for me please :giggle:
American's guide to British women:
Manchester - All sound like Daphne off Frasier
London - All sound like they're off Eastenders
Newcastle - Sound like Texans, only quicker and higher tone
Birmingham - Don't even try, most english can't understand it either
Wales - Bring a handkerchief or face guard
Scotland - Tough as old boots and sound nothing like Braveheart
Home counties - James Bond with no testicles
Liverpool - Beatles
As for me, I'm emigrating to avoid a whipping (of the wrong sort) :lol:
Manchester - All sound like Daphne off Frasier
London - All sound like they're off Eastenders
Newcastle - Sound like Texans, only quicker and higher tone
Birmingham - Don't even try, most english can't understand it either
Wales - Bring a handkerchief or face guard
Scotland - Tough as old boots and sound nothing like Braveheart
Home counties - James Bond with no testicles
Liverpool - Beatles
As for me, I'm emigrating to avoid a whipping (of the wrong sort) :lol:
The Beatles, in their day were considered rebels and nonconformists," rough youth " by the standards then, and so appealed to the British girls sense of " I like a bit of rough."
Even today I as "Duke Sir Earl of Glochester in glochestershire" have trouble keeping my rough hands off the sexy young girls that live on my estate......and so I have to sack my hands frequently, so adding to the contiuing employment problems of the U.K.
Even today I as "Duke Sir Earl of Glochester in glochestershire" have trouble keeping my rough hands off the sexy young girls that live on my estate......and so I have to sack my hands frequently, so adding to the contiuing employment problems of the U.K.
Sexlightened
American's guide to British women:
Wales - Bring a handkerchief or face guard
just incase wonders if bigdewi69 ever visit's wales and has a guard for his nuts
will be watching the meets incase :twisted: lololol Quote by withyouimsafe
How can a meet a sexy British girl? About me: 28 year old male. Hispanic/American . I live and work in Philadelphia, but travel to Europe a lot. If interested, let me know. I'll send you pictures. Bye.
I'll tell you what, you get me a sexy American girl and I'll get you a sexy British one. We'll do a blindfold swap, and you will not be able to tell them apart.
A sexy girl is a sexy girl, doesn't matter where from, and usualy what you are looking for is right in front of you!!
Quote by BrightonGeezer
How can a meet a sexy British girl? About me: 28 year old male. Hispanic/American . I live and work in Philadelphia, but travel to Europe a lot. If interested, let me know. I'll send you pictures. Bye.
I'll tell you what, you get me a sexy American girl and I'll get you a sexy British one. We'll do a blindfold swap, and you will not be able to tell them apart.
A sexy girl is a sexy girl, doesn't matter where from, and usualy what you are looking for is right in front of you!!
hmm. but some people do prefer one accent over another... and while Americans don't know a Geordie accent from a Cockney (not that this is me, I learned my differences) I know that the English have their opinions on the diff. American accents.
wondering what the favorite american accent is, if any.
Quote by ockysweeties
wondering what the favorite american accent is, if any.
I used to do messenger with a bird from Alabama. Loved it when she put the mic on. She was a little shy, and that made her voice even more sexy. Unfortunately she wed, and her new hubby won't let her use a computer. Shame, I do miss her, Kelsea was her name. Her hubby must be a right twat for banning her from doing things!
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American's guide to British women:
Wales - Bring a handkerchief or face guard
just incase wonders if bigdewi69 ever visit's wales and has a guard for his nuts
will be watching the meets incase :twisted: lolololbigDewi69 is 100% purebred Welsh and so uses the law of "I can take the piss cos I'm from there" to protect his nuts in future meets
While in Wales, some rather loud drunk Englishman announced that "Wales was a country of prostitutes and rugby players ! " A huge welshmountain of a man stood up and said " here! my wife is welsh..look you !." to which the now cowering guy replys "oh er really...so what position does she play?.....
