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How Come everyone wants to Fcuk my Wife and not me...!!!!!

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Quote by celestria
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Maybe people want to 'shag' your wife because women are more attractive! Tell me ski69 do you find the thought of going down on a man and swallowing his semen exciting? No? :twisted:
......Don't shoot me.. I'm just having a little fun guys!........

Pls Pls dont get Lezzie with me....!!!!!!!!! lol
You can get "lezzie" with me anytime you want to kiss wink :twisted:
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Quote by Kiss_Me
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Maybe people want to 'shag' your wife because women are more attractive! Tell me ski69 do you find the thought of going down on a man and swallowing his semen exciting? No? :twisted:

are you sure you're not a bloke????? :giggle:
Quote by hisandhers
Ski69- its not the responsability of the munch organisers to tell people who they can & can't talk to :shock: next you'll be saying that some one should be in charge of who we meet & shag rolleyes

What a brilliant idea! Let someone else make the choices and everyone has to comply with the munch organiser's decisions. Now that would guarantee mesome action! rotflmao
Quote by meat2pleaseu
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Maybe people want to 'shag' your wife because women are more attractive! Tell me ski69 do you find the thought of going down on a man and swallowing his semen exciting? No? :twisted:

are you sure you're not a bloke????? :giggle:
Uhuh... you can ask those that saw me in the forum chat-room when I was on cam! lol
Alternatively I can give you my mobile number and you could give me a call? :rascal:
Something tells me that wouldn't be a good idea....... :scared:
kiss
Siht................think this is going outta control guyz.......
my best mate is a lezzie.....(not my wife by the way)
she's here with a picc of me drunk playing pool.....
So kiss im not having a go....just laughing...ok.
Mods edit to remove link to another site showing others pictures without known consent
Quote by hisandhers
Steve- I enjoyed talking to ya lol

You spoke to me ??
Damn................That dress must have been more hypnotic than I first thought :rascal:
In all seriousness though....
My comments were in no way shape or form a dig at any munch/social organiser..
They all do a sterling job and we should all be gratefull they spend their time organising such events for us...
I enjoyed talking to you as well hisnhers ;-)
Quote by Steve_Mids

Steve- I enjoyed talking to ya lol

You spoke to me ??
Damn................That dress must have been more hypnotic than I first thought :rascal:
In all seriousness though....
My comments were in no way shape or form a dig at any munch/social organiser..
They all do a sterling job and we should all be gratefull they spend their time organising such events for us...
I enjoyed talking to you as well hisnhers ;-)
CherryBlossom...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Re: How Come everyone wants to Fcuk my Wife and not me...!!!!!

So why don't you want to fuck your wife ?
Re: How Come everyone wants to Fcuk my Wife and not me...!!!!!

coz you've got an a*se hole like a bucket :shock:
fil lol bolt
From the pics your wife looks lovely and your profile IS all about her. biggrin
I'd shag her in a sec. LOL.
Send some pics and I'll think about you as well! :D
I think the jist of all this is that regardless of your sexual orientation....the woman in any couplet is going to be the prime cut ....and the man the offal
but then again......if your bi it could be a case of ....oh you are offal...but i like you
I'd rather read that the jist of this was that if you have a profile that touts only your wife then you are going to get responses in line with that.
To me it reads as a single fem profile written by her other half not "here we are... this is the package you can expect".
As an ex single fem... I would have wanted to know a bit more about him too
Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong though dunno
now what was that about 'pieces of meat' mentality we once discussed? dunno
You could try putting up a couple of pics of yourself which would give people a look at you.
Oh and PS I'd like to fuck her to she's looks great in the pics lol
Quote by chazxx
Oh and PS I'd like to fuck her to she's looks great in the pics lol

rotflmao
Reese and I used to complain bitterly about this, when we replied to ads... always no pics or info about the Male of a couple. What's up with that?
So we stopped replying and started advertising. Those that seem to ignore that either of us exists, just get binned.
Despite our constant complaining to the contrary, we do ok ;)
(But then, we like single males)
No one seems to have mentioned that for every girl looking for a man there seem to be about 100 men looking for that girl. So it stands to reason that ski is going to get a lot less response than his missus. Better than us single males, probably, but there is still going to be a lot of competition. Add that to what has already been said about pictures & profiles and you're bound to feel a bit left out. Join the club my friend -- that is how most of us go through life most of the time !!!
p.s vix I love your avatar !!
Hey, you think you have problems.
I have no wife, and nobody will fuck me
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Ski69 - you stated:
Quote by ski69
my best mate is a lezzie.....

Did you actually mean to say lezzie? And if you did I'm guessing you're not bright enough to have said it as a subtle dig!
And....
Quote by ski69
my best mate is a lezzie.... (not my wife by the way)

Well she hasn't slept with me.... let me spend the weekend with her as she'll be a lezzie after!
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Quote by dambuster
Re: How Come everyone wants to Fcuk my Wife and not me...!!!!!

So why don't you want to fuck your wife ?
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: rotflmao Classic! well spotted hehe
Its the same for quite a few couples..the ladies are only ever interested in shaz... i just have to have the leftovers lol maybe i'm just ugly ? :lol: I don't care though, its all good fun :twisted:
Tony
Quote by Kiss_Me
Ski69 - you stated:
my best mate is a lezzie.....

Did you actually mean to say lezzie? And if you did I'm guessing you're not bright enough to have said it as a subtle dig!
And....
Quote by ski69
my best mate is a lezzie.... (not my wife by the way)

Well she hasn't slept with me.... let me spend the weekend with her as she'll be a lezzie after!
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dont take the piss now girl...im not one of those guyz that take loads of crap from women
just because u can get away with it on here....and as far as the Lezzie word go's thats between myself and Hayley...!!!! im gonna p.m u a link ok..!!
I know its already been said in a million other posts but i have to echo, it really annoys me when couples only put pics of the woman up, if i'm meeting a couple i want to see both of you and if you only have pics of your wife up then thats all i'm interested in lol
Quote by naughtynymphos1
I know its already been said in a million other posts but i have to echo, it really annoys me when couples only put pics of the woman up, if i'm meeting a couple i want to see both of you and if you only have pics of your wife up then thats all i'm interested in lol

I know what you mean. I don't like the whole "pimp my wife" thing.
Quote by ski69
dont take the piss now girl...im not one of those guyz that take loads of crap from women
just because u can get away with it on here....and as far as the Lezzie word go's thats between myself and Hayley...!!!! im gonna p.m u a link ok..!!

Well maybe that's where you should have left that word - between you two and not insult ME by telling me not to "go all lezzie on you"...... whatever the heck that's supposed to mean.
As for me "getting away with stuff" on here because I'm a woman rotflmao please don't insult the other forum members by making them out to be unable to to treat folk equally.
People don't always see eye to eye - it's a fact of life and of this forum.
rolleyes
Quote by ski69
dont take the piss now girl...im not one of those guyz that take loads of crap from women
just because u can get away with it on here....and as far as the Lezzie word go's thats between myself and Hayley...!!!! im gonna p.m u a link ok..!!

I can smell the flames from here :shock:
Quote by ski69
dont take the piss now girl...im not one of those guyz that take loads of crap from women
just because u can get away with it on here....and as far as the Lezzie word go's thats between myself and Hayley...!!!! im gonna p.m u a link ok..!!

time for a comfy seat and some popcorn ( my money's on 'the lezzie' to win in the 2nd :gigglesmile
Quote by ski69

rite i cammed on the chat room got 2 msg's one for fingering my ass one for fcuking us both...!!!!!!!!!!lol p.s darnet and minx said i was sexy....hehe

I didnt even see you! dunno
Can Some One Delete this THING...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Quote by ski69
Can Some One Delete this THING...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Why ?
dunno
Think someones feeling the heat a little wink