im gonna have to move to a larger flat soon or start an antique shop
& the biggest antique of the lots gotta be me just turned 37 :? :?
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Sexpert
Quote by Phoenix
Mines because I ... erm ... like squirting
You own a water pistol
:lol:Oh no ... I've been rumbled ... how did you guess :lol: Now I'm really embarressed
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Warming the Bed
im sorry but mine's just what i am
i have another internet name but eerrr i'll keep that quiet hey.. lol
i have another internet name but eerrr i'll keep that quiet hey.. lol
Sexlightened
I don't really drink very much alcohol,but I do drink waaaaaaaaay too much the name "Altarica".Could have called myself"Blue Mountain" or"Cap Colombie" or even"Java"I guess
Only problem with "Altarica"is that some folks think I am a girl. 
:shock: 
Not a 6ft hairy arsed geezer :twisted: .
Only problem with "Altarica"is that some folks think I am a girl.
:shock: Not a 6ft hairy arsed geezer :twisted: .
Sexlightened
Quite easy really.
Partners name os TONy
and mine is MARk
needed to add a number
= Tonmar01
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Partners name os TONy
and mine is MARk
needed to add a number
= Tonmar01
xx
Well, i've been Darkfire for years. It'll probably always stay with me.
Originally it was 'given' to me by people I associated with at the time, and is a coven name - very basically cos I'm dark & fiery!
now, wether that's dark & fiery cos of the eyes, or because I'm dark haired, or dark as in darkside, kinda depends on the way people take me when they meet me. Also fire because it comes naturally ...... :shock: :wink:
And of course, the old cliche - playing with fire will get your fingers burnt. :twisted:
Originally it was 'given' to me by people I associated with at the time, and is a coven name - very basically cos I'm dark & fiery!
now, wether that's dark & fiery cos of the eyes, or because I'm dark haired, or dark as in darkside, kinda depends on the way people take me when they meet me. Also fire because it comes naturally ...... :shock:
:wink: And of course, the old cliche - playing with fire will get your fingers burnt. :twisted:
Warming the Bed
I couldn't think of a horny, kinky really turn me on name!
so after 3hrs i came up with mine........lol
so after 3hrs i came up with mine........lol
Warming the Bed
We came up with our name cos we're both bi, and we live in Southampton, which is by the sea. Simple but effective!
I&L
I&L
Sexlightened
My son discovered SH last year and told all his friends about it :shock: So we had to change ours because it was the same as we used in other web (vanilla!) sites. The outlaws (a band) were playing on the old vynall deck and it seemed appropate at the time.....2001 when we finally got internet access
Amber that really sounds like a warm, glowing, addy.......lovely
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Amber that really sounds like a warm, glowing, addy.......lovely
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Forum Virgin
my is sir cumalotmore as love to cum as much as i can either on my own or with someone who loves to swallow it
Sex God
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I am a brunette
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sexlightened
Well ours was easy, 2 of us in Sussex so had to be susses2 and know one else had it.
Sussex2
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Sussex2
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I used to have an colleague called Dungeon Dave, who was well into that kind of lifestyle.
Every time I bumped into one of my other mates on a night out, Dungeon Dave always seemed to be around (like Batman and Robin) and so he coined the phrase 'Here comes Dungeon Dave and tautropes' It kinda stuck after that and I was lacking inspiration when I signed up.
The only downside is that some people assume I'm some kind of bondage freak ;-)
Every time I bumped into one of my other mates on a night out, Dungeon Dave always seemed to be around (like Batman and Robin) and so he coined the phrase 'Here comes Dungeon Dave and tautropes' It kinda stuck after that and I was lacking inspiration when I signed up.
The only downside is that some people assume I'm some kind of bondage freak ;-)
Warming the Bed
I'm very energetic, and like the 69 position
