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Ermmmmmm Mr Cream got ours from a porno 
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I wanted something to show we were a couple, but we also have our own names to refer to within that coupling name. I also wanted it to be original (nowt ending in 69 
) representative of us, "cocksucker" and "kissmysnatch" don't suit my character and doesn't sound so great called out at a public bar :shock: and also so that when we meet people we are not a real shock against our Forum names (don't ya just hate it when that happens) I also think having a readable name is far easier on the forum than calling someone hywpsmf2007
Bloody hell I curse my marketing background sometimes
Choosing a name had to be done properly.
pink x
) representative of us, "cocksucker" and "kissmysnatch" don't suit my character and doesn't sound so great called out at a public bar :shock: and also so that when we meet people we are not a real shock against our Forum names (don't ya just hate it when that happens) I also think having a readable name is far easier on the forum than calling someone hywpsmf2007Bloody hell I curse my marketing background sometimes
Choosing a name had to be done properly.pink x
Thought I would try contravening the Trades Description Act. Also have found using a spoonerism has stretched some people's grey matter too far. Hence my oft repeated cry in chat rooms "No I don't live in Buckinghamshire. Although I am huge I'm not yet county sized" Was a toss up between this one or cunning_stunt :P
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Thought I would try contravening the Trades Description Act. Also have found using a spoonerism has stretched some people's grey matter too far. Hence my oft repeated cry in chat rooms "No I don't live in Buckinghamshire. Although I am huge I'm not yet county sized" Was a toss up between this one or cunning_stunt :P
Using the word 'spoonerism' will do that!
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Sarkybitch was taken, so I had to settle for Freckledbird.
Nowt wrong with Freckles.....:twisted:
Nope, I love mine - all of them.
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Quote by Freckledbird
Sarkybitch was taken, so I had to settle for Freckledbird.
Nowt wrong with Freckles.....:twisted:
Nope, I love mine - all of them.
I luv them too FB
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Quote by firelizard
Sarkybitch was taken, so I had to settle for Freckledbird.
Nowt wrong with Freckles.....:twisted:
Nope, I love mine - all of them.
I luv them too FB
Mine or yours? :rascal:
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Quote by Freckledbird
Sarkybitch was taken, so I had to settle for Freckledbird.
Nowt wrong with Freckles.....:twisted:
Nope, I love mine - all of them.
I luv them too FB
Mine or yours? :rascal:
I don't have them, so that only leaves yours :twisted:
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Quote by Freckledbird
Sarkybitch was taken, so I had to settle for Freckledbird.
Nowt wrong with Freckles.....:twisted:
Nope, I love mine - all of them.
I love 'em too - there's one in particular that fascinates me.
.
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Quote by westerross
Nowt wrong with Freckles.....:twisted:
Nope, I love mine - all of them.
I love 'em too - there's one in particular that fascinates me.
.
ops: :oops: 
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Mines is because when gf is having a good time she says woohoo
woo
woo
Warming the Bed
I got mine cos when ppl would ring the house phone, they couldnt tell if it was my bro or me....so when they said "whos that?" i would answer with ...its me innit
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Mines is because when gf is having a good time she says woohoo
woo
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:I'm surprised your name isn't...
"Oh yeah Baby"
"Fuck me harder"
OR
"Is it in yet" :rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
or........ hurry up my b/f is due home any minute. :shock:
splendid
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Quote by Freckledbird
Nowt wrong with Freckles.....:twisted:
Nope, I love mine - all of them.
I love 'em too - there's one in particular that fascinates me.
.
ops: :oops:That's not a freckle thats a wart :wink:
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That's not a freckle thats a wart
not the one he means! 
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Mine Because my name is Donna and if any of u see me in the chat room u will no im very dizzy but i am blonde after all
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I made mine up as I went along :lol2:
I used to live with an air hostess some years ago and we had some of her cabin staff friends around for a meal...I am the better cook of the two of us so I cooked and waited on for them...as the night wore on they started calling me the butler...then eventually i slotted into the role and did as i was told ...needless to say I was completely used and abused by the ned of the night by all and sundry...a night to rememeber ...the Naked_Butler...
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in years gone by.. when I was young umm 16/17 years old. I undressed in front of a much older man with the intention of having sex... he was laid on the bed and said 'my word, you are splendid'
it took me by surprise and I started to laugh... his erection slowly began to resemble the leaning tower of pizza (sp?) then a jelly on a plate.. this only added to the hilarity (for me) the word can still have me in fits of, rather immature, giggles.
When deciding on a log in for a unknown site I decided that I wanted something that would always make me, at least, smile.
splendid it was.
splendid
..and I thought it was because you were as sweet as a sacharine free sugar replacement!
:D :D Quote by alspals
in years gone by.. when I was young umm 16/17 years old. I undressed in front of a much older man with the intention of having sex... he was laid on the bed and said 'my word, you are splendid'
it took me by surprise and I started to laugh... his erection slowly began to resemble the leaning tower of pizza (sp?) then a jelly on a plate.. this only added to the hilarity (for me) the word can still have me in fits of, rather immature, giggles.
When deciding on a log in for a unknown site I decided that I wanted something that would always make me, at least, smile.
splendid it was.
splendid
..and I thought it was because you were as sweet as a sacharine free sugar replacement!
:D :Doh gosh
.... what do you want ??? splendid
Up until December I was just Marya.
I wanted a name not a word or summat. I don't know where it came from tbh. I must've seen it somewhere. It's got a bit of my real name in it too, it's a little bit different and it's easy to remember.
It is, in fact Marya, not Mary A, Maria, Myra or any other combination that you might think.
Mar-ya. Marry ya. Maahhh - ya .... summat like that.
I wanted a name not a word or summat. I don't know where it came from tbh. I must've seen it somewhere. It's got a bit of my real name in it too, it's a little bit different and it's easy to remember.
It is, in fact Marya, not Mary A, Maria, Myra or any other combination that you might think.
Mar-ya. Marry ya. Maahhh - ya .... summat like that.
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in years gone by.. when I was young umm 16/17 years old. I undressed in front of a much older man with the intention of having sex... he was laid on the bed and said 'my word, you are splendid'
it took me by surprise and I started to laugh... his erection slowly began to resemble the leaning tower of pizza (sp?) then a jelly on a plate.. this only added to the hilarity (for me) the word can still have me in fits of, rather immature, giggles.
When deciding on a log in for a unknown site I decided that I wanted something that would always make me, at least, smile.
splendid it was.
splendid
..and I thought it was because you were as sweet as a sacharine free sugar replacement!
:D :Doh gosh
.... what do you want ??? splendid
..to suck on your sap
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