k I know its a some what "ovious" question (just note, Im dyslesic and proud of it, but bair with me ^_^) I am sumwhat a shy and nervose guy I know most of you here are thinking well he just wants to get laid but in truth yes, but it would be cool to make some friends along the way as well as some mutal fun times. im pretty new to this and well the question?
sorry to be a bit oblivoiuse lol ^_^
and dont wory I do have photos Im just a bit discreat ^_^
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How do I attrackt women on here lol
Sex God
coloured beads, small mirrors, axe heads and other shiny things.
Sex God
Quote by davej
coloured beads, small mirrors, axe heads and other shiny things.
Gotta be carefull though. The axe heads can attract the males as well......
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/images/avatars/65450666943036fa471f7f.jpg The Woodland Nutter (Tallusan Hairyus )
:shock: :shock:
:PI usually go to a Munch and smother myself in chocolate. It can be a bit of a problem and the cost of cleaning the clothes after can be a bit of a burden, but it does work.......... ask Debbiewebs.
As suggested above mate, keep posting and joining in. You'll soon get chatting to people. :cheers:
Sex God
you don't want to attract the women off here :scared:
Run, Run i tell you & don't ever look back
Run, Run i tell you & don't ever look back
Quote by meat2pleaseu
you don't want to attract the women off here :scared:
Run, Run i tell you & don't ever look back
ignore meaty scottishguy, his record with the women on here speaks for itself :wanker:
the girls are a fab bunch, just get chattin to them and be yourself (unless you're anythin like meaty in which case try n be like somebody else :bolt
Sex God
Quote by lucyweebaps
wellcome
tell me do you own a kilt ?
shouts for angel chat quick we got another one
You on a Kilt mission Voddy
:lol:meat2pleaseu
were not all bad only some of us :twisted:it's not my fault :upset:
i usually end up on here with debbiewebs, hornyred & baliffs
so what do you expect 
Sex God
Quote by meat2pleaseu
wellcome
tell me do you own a kilt ?
shouts for angel chat quick we got another one
You on a Kilt mission Voddy
:lol:meat2pleaseu
were not all bad only some of us :twisted:it's not my fault :upset:
i usually end up on here with debbiewebs, hornyred & baliffs
so what do you expect Ok :cry: Ill go away and be someone elses mate
Sex God
Quote by easy
I usually go to a Munch and smother myself in chocolate. It can be a bit of a problem and the cost of cleaning the clothes after can be a bit of a burden, but it does work.......... ask Debbiewebs.
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FFS easy.....here ya go!
Sex God
Quote by davej
I usually go to a Munch and smother myself in chocolate. It can be a bit of a problem and the cost of cleaning the clothes after can be a bit of a burden, but it does work.......... ask Debbiewebs.
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FFS easy.....here ya go!
Not got one with a donkey on Dave?
*goes off to sulk*
Vix advise is great advise
Get in there and chat and post
When in the chat room dont make the most common mistake guys make
Dont chase people into private chat
Most chat room regulars like to see people chatting in the main room
slowly does it take ya time to chat to anybody thats chatting
If some one says hi dont assume they want to meet up
Its more than likely they are just being friendly and polite
Dont ignore people you dont want to meet and only chat to the ones you fancy
be polite to every body
make the effort to get to a munch
It takes time meeting people but its good fun getting there and well worth the effort when you do
Bi-Guy-Notts
Get in there and chat and post
When in the chat room dont make the most common mistake guys make
Dont chase people into private chat
Most chat room regulars like to see people chatting in the main room
slowly does it take ya time to chat to anybody thats chatting
If some one says hi dont assume they want to meet up
Its more than likely they are just being friendly and polite
Dont ignore people you dont want to meet and only chat to the ones you fancy
be polite to every body
make the effort to get to a munch
It takes time meeting people but its good fun getting there and well worth the effort when you do
Bi-Guy-Notts
How do I attrackt women on hereSomeday, when you are begging to borrow a big stick to beat the girlies off with, desperate for a bit of peace and quiet, frantically searching for that elusive mindless boys will be boys moment in front of the telly watching 17 channels at once, I shall adopt a haughty expression, wave your post in front of you and say "Well, you did ask for it"
lhk
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Quote by naughtynymphos1
you don't want to attract the women off here :scared:
Run, Run i tell you & don't ever look back
oi cheeky
Hmm, maybe he was trying to scare the competition away. Looks like it backfired. Good if it did, that makes even less competition for the rest of us
:D:D. 
Sex God
My only piece of advise would be to be yourself - There is always a bloke with a bigger dick, bigger wallet, fitter body etc. etc.
But if you come in here and act honestly about what you're wanting and take your time to get to know people all that doesn't matter.
Roger the Dragon.
But if you come in here and act honestly about what you're wanting and take your time to get to know people all that doesn't matter.
Roger the Dragon.
to be honest I think the women up here in scoltand arent intrested, I think all women up here have too high a standerd, I cant eavon seem to get one off line as well as on line, oh well at least I can sayed I tryed, as I have sayd any one want to pm me on my msn some time for a chat it would be cool.
hope to speek to some of you guys soon.
hope to speek to some of you guys soon.
