All day yesterday Sara (the Mrs) had teased me that I'd got a real treat in store at bedtime. Since we found this site a few months back our sex life has never been better , and certainly not dull !!. Anyway , picture the scene. Bedtime arrives , and Sara produces 4 sets of cuffs , a blindfold and procceds to cuff me spreadeagled to the bed. Now totally helpless , and looking forward to my 'treat' imagine my shock and fear when all of a sudden I'm 'soaped' up and Sara proceeds to shave my pubic hair. Not daring to move , Sara (with the giggles and a razor, not Recomended and don't try this at home) decides not to really close shave my sac but snips most of the hair away with a pair of sisscors . Anyway to cut a long story short , she later reveals a beautifully shaved fanny , something shes not fully done before , and we have a fantastic love making session.
The predicament i have is , I play a lot of sport and communal showers are part and parcel at the end of the game . How do I explain it away to the rest of the lads as we're both in our late 30's , and are looked on as a 'boring' middle aged couple. I'm also booked in for the snip in a fortnight and am imagining all sorts ! .
Sara , she finds the whole thing very amusing
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How Do I Explain This ?
Sex God
saved!!!!!!!!!!!
you can tell the guys in the shower that the hair removal is in preperation for your opperation!!!!!
as for the hospital.... they see it all the time!
my doctor laughed and asked me what religion i was when he saw my bald muff!
you can tell the guys in the shower that the hair removal is in preperation for your opperation!!!!!
as for the hospital.... they see it all the time!
my doctor laughed and asked me what religion i was when he saw my bald muff!
Orgasminator
Quote by Calista
The people doing the snip won't think twice, in fact you may need to anyway!
For the snip you will have to shave... I'm supprised they havent told you this already, they did with myself as I've had the snip.
as for others... you can say "cos of the snip" or you can say "me missus wanted it done, we're xx old, been together xx years, and still have as much fun as when we first met" watch them all go "jammy bastard," even if just in their eyes and not spoken, lol.
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Tell them your pubes were going grey and making your cock look old so you shaved em off:
Dawn :silly:
Just off to have a bath and a nether regions shave and then my cock will look youthful again.. That should suprise Carolyn...
Will he (Mr Todger) have to wear a baseball cap backwards now?
Paul
Sex God
Just tell them they dont know what they are missing, your sex life is better
then watch the green faces
then watch the green faces
Sex God
Just tell them that it's clean-shaved because the woman who'd doing the piercings wouldn't do them while there was hair there. 
:wink:
Should be worth it, just to see their faces. :shock:
:wink: Should be worth it, just to see their faces. :shock:
