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3 Aug 2006

Quote by westerross
Jeez!! And they're Corn Removal plasters as well!! Sadist!!
Gotto say I find Missy's idea of swetabands quite fetching. Any suggestions on colour and size? (If anyone says half inch diameter they're dead!!)

If you're not comfy with Daves idea rotflmao

How Plan B? dunno

:dunno:

3 Aug 2006

perhaps....................

3 Aug 2006

OK OK I appreciate not everybody here knows the size of me knackers wink

but I'm assuming that os the acorn holder of the Giant American Oak then?? :undecided:
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3 Aug 2006

Shame you can't post a pic of them Tune :twisted:

3 Aug 2006

Were not professional aborealists but all we are sure of its the kind that Tinkerbell uses for her hats .

3 Aug 2006

Quote by Silk and Big G
Were not professional aborealists but all we are sure of its the kind that Tinkerbell uses for her hats .

I hope that's the Tinkerbell I saw on WWF the other week!! :giggle:

Quote by Freckledbird

Gotto say I find Missy's idea of swetabands quite fetching. Any suggestions on colour and size? (If anyone says half inch diameter they're dead!!)

Wouldn't the size rather depend on how cold it is?
How cold what is? The weather or your hands!! :twisted:
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3 Aug 2006

Quote by Silk and Big G
Were not professional aborealists but all we are sure of its the kind that Tinkerbell uses for her hats .

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Tinkerbells fashion sense really isn't one of the things I thought you would have a clue about :rotflmao:

3 Aug 2006

Quote by Missy
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

You're not laughing at my post are you!!

:smackbottom: :smackbottom:

3 Aug 2006

Quote by westerross
How cold what is? The weather or your hands!! :twisted:
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My hands are lovely and warm :twisted:

3 Aug 2006

Quote by westerross
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

You're not laughing at my post are you!!

:smackbottom: :smackbottom:
I am now :rotflmao: Bluddy creased up here ........ what WWF Tinkerbell did you see for crying out loud?? :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

3 Aug 2006

Quote by Missy
Were not professional aborealists but all we are sure of its the kind that Tinkerbell uses for her hats .

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Tinkerbells fashion sense really isn't one of the things I thought you would have a clue about :rotflmao:
It has nowt to do with fashion Missy ! Its a dress code requirement for Faeries - as a Shamen I am amazed you dont know that :shock:

3 Aug 2006

Quote by Silk and Big G
It has nowt to do with fashion Missy ! Its a dress code requirement for Faeries - as a Shamen I am amazed you dont know that :shock:

Shamen from the Pogues?? You're Shamen?? I thought you were G?? :confused: What does Shamen know about Fairies? :shock:
Anyway, back to Chooons bald bollocks :giggle:

3 Aug 2006

Quote by Freckledbird

How cold what is? The weather or your hands!! :twisted:
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My hands are lovely and warm :twisted:
Yeah, and that's why they're sticking to me thighs!!

Quote by Missy
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

You're not laughing at my post are you!!

:smackbottom: :smackbottom:
I am now :rotflmao: Bluddy creased up here ........ what WWF Tinkerbell did you see for crying out loud?? :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
She was 6 ft tall with an enormous head OK?
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3 Aug 2006

Missy may well be tall , but I will not have you insult her head that way !!
(I merely refered to your Indian heritage and knowledge of all things spiritual Miss ;-) )

3 Aug 2006

Choon has bollopechia ?

3 Aug 2006

Quote by Silk and Big G
Missy may well be tall , but I will not have you insult her head that way !!
(I merely refered to your Indian heritage and knowledge of all things spiritual Miss ;-) )

Oops ........ ummm.... yeh.... me heritage :uhoh: ........ forgot about that :uhoh:
Look on the bright side Chooon, Silk and Gs solution might be on the snug side, but it's a lot more comfy than the other seasonal solution..

3 Aug 2006

Quote by Silk and Big G
Choon has bollopechia ?

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
No it's self inflicted - something to do with beanbags, if I remember correctly!
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3 Aug 2006

Quote by Silk and Big G
Choon has bollopechia ?

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Yep, and this weather - probably a touch of nappy rash too, unless we can sort out some covering for him :shock:

3 Aug 2006

Ooooo I can help with that!

3 Aug 2006

Quote by Missy
Missy may well be tall , but I will not have you insult her head that way !!
(I merely refered to your Indian heritage and knowledge of all things spiritual Miss ;-) )

Oops ........ ummm.... yeh.... me heritage :uhoh: ........ forgot about that :uhoh:
Look on the bright side Chooon, Silk and Gs solution might be on the snug side, but it's a lot more comfy than the other seasonal solution..

Jeeez!! The two in the middle that are splitting are causing physical referred pain!!
I'm off to bed to sprinkle talc on me nether regions - no sympathy you lot!!
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3 Aug 2006

FB offers to rub in the cream

3 Aug 2006

Quote by Freckledbird
FB offers to rub in the cream

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Go for it FB :twisted: :lol2:

Quote by Freckledbird
Ooooo I can help with that!

4 Aug 2006

Hmmm, I was showing a certain lady my (small patch I hasten to add) of shaving rash last week.
P'raps that might help. Looks up FB's number. :twisted:

4 Aug 2006

I can't believe I missed this last night! :doh:
Now if it's nappy rash cream you're after, you've come to the right place. We currently have Sudocrem imported in 2-gallon containers. Once junior arrives and we have three babies in nappies we have arranged to have a tanker make a delivery every fortnight.
So, we'll happily donate a bucket load of the stuff to a friend in need - but I am not bloody applying it! :scared:
Over to you FB and Missy. I am sure Sappho will lend a hand if you need her!
Will

4 Aug 2006

Quote by westerross
Hmmm, I was showing a certain lady my (small patch I hasten to add) of shaving rash last week.
P'raps that might help. Looks up FB's number. :twisted:

Haven't you got me on speed dial yet? wink

FB rolling up her sleeves.
Oh, the things I do!

4 Aug 2006

Hi, I had the same problem 4yrs ago,I got her interested in going to a swingers club, it worked wonders for my Gfriend

4 Aug 2006

Quote by willxx69
Over to you FB and Missy. I am sure Sappho will lend a hand if you need her!
Will

Now there's an offer I'll not refuse!! :twisted:

Quote by Freckledbird
Hmmm, I was showing a certain lady my (small patch I hasten to add) of shaving rash last week.
P'raps that might help. Looks up FB's number. :twisted:

Haven't you got me on speed dial yet? wink

FB rolling up her sleeves.
Oh, the things I do!
Why are you rolling up yer sleeves!!???? :shock:

4 Aug 2006

So that I don't get Sudocrem all over them, of course - yucky stuff it is! lol

And why isn't my 'phone ringing?

5 Aug 2006

Quote by Shireen_Mids
Just working on my new website! :smug:

And bluddy brilliant it is too :kiss:
:happy: :smug: :happy: