How do you eat your Kiwi?

13 May 2010

I was just eating a kiwi today and wondered how do you eat yours?
Do you skin it, cut it into slices or what.
I pinch it at the flower end and pull it in half. If I am lucky I give half to a loverly lady. Then I take hold of the furry skin and squeeze, putting it to my lips, I force the flesh from the skin into my mouth. If I am lucky there is a drip which has to be licked off.
How do you eat yours?

13 May 2010

I saw the title and thought, mmm, Rachel from Auckland....
The answer would be 'noisily in a bedsit in Leyton'

13 May 2010

with a teaspoon...cut it in half and eat the flesh like you would a boiled egg from its shell.

13 May 2010

Quote by Thebonediggers
with a teaspoon...cut it in half and eat the flesh like you would a boiled egg from its shell.

Me too. When I first bought a kiwi, I thought "how the hell do u eat one of these?" and tried it that way, and have done ever since :-)

13 May 2010

Like awayman (and who wouldn't!) my first thought was Matt from Wellington...
Among other things, he taught me that the correct way to eat one (a chinese gooseberry) was to rub off the hairy bits from the skin and then just eat it - no namby pamby peeling!
And the second thought: are you trying to do a D H Lawrence fig thing?

13 May 2010

Eat my like you would an egg too lol

13 May 2010

Quote by TheLovelyOne
Like awayman (and who wouldn't!) my first thought was Matt from Wellington...
Among other things, he taught me that the correct way to eat one (a chinese gooseberry) was to rub off the hairy bits from the skin and then just eat it - no namby pamby peeling!
And the second thought: are you trying to do a D H Lawrence fig thing?

Off to google the fig thing, and yes, I eat fresh figs that way to.
Ah yes, he does go on a bit. Ta Lovely

13 May 2010

How? ....I gave it to someone else. what a boring bloody fruit

14 May 2010

i eat them either cut in half then use a teaspoon to scoop the fruit out or i peel the skin off with a knife
however i really dont like them at all, they taste gross but i eat them cus they are suposedly a "super food" and very good for your health and i need all the help i can get with my health smile

14 May 2010

sometimes i will peel and slice, If im giveing them to the iguana for her dinner, then i will peel, slice then chop! (cos shes delicate like!!) lol

14 May 2010

Quote by
I was just eating a kiwi today and wondered how do you eat yours?
Do you skin it, cut it into slices or what.
I pinch it at the flower end and pull it in half. If I am lucky I give half to a loverly lady. Then I take hold of the furry skin and squeeze, putting it to my lips, I force the flesh from the skin into my mouth. If I am lucky there is a drip which has to be licked off.
How do you eat yours?

I like your way. It sounds so messy and sexy! I can almost see the sweet juice dribbling down your chin... and all that sucking.... ohhh! :P

14 May 2010

Quote by vampanya
I was just eating a kiwi today and wondered how do you eat yours?
Do you skin it, cut it into slices or what.
I pinch it at the flower end and pull it in half. If I am lucky I give half to a loverly lady. Then I take hold of the furry skin and squeeze, putting it to my lips, I force the flesh from the skin into my mouth. If I am lucky there is a drip which has to be licked off.
How do you eat yours?

I like your way. It sounds so messy and sexy! I can almost see the sweet juice dribbling down your chin... and all that sucking.... ohhh! :POh, it is very clean, but there is such an opportunity to make a mess, and :twisted:

14 May 2010

I rarely buy these as I only like them in fruit salad and it's such a chore having to peel and slice them.
Plim :sad:

14 May 2010

Quote by TheLovelyOne
Like awayman (and who wouldn't!) my first thought was Matt from Wellington...
Among other things, he taught me that the correct way to eat one (a chinese gooseberry) was to rub off the hairy bits from the skin and then just eat it - no namby pamby peeling!
And the second thought: are you trying to do a D H Lawrence fig thing?

You can eat the skin to?
Omg, I have always peeled them and just ate the inside!
All that waste :sad:
Tony ;-)

14 May 2010

Heres how to eat one biggrin

No kiwis were harmed in the making of this cartoon
lol

14 May 2010

I just swallow them whole, like penises.

14 May 2010

whole and unpeeled

14 May 2010

I don't eat them because they are horrid ... I would say that they are like eating slime covered sand!!

15 May 2010

Yes, I do the 'boiled egg' thing too. Cut the top off and then eat the flesh with a teaspoon.
Will

15 May 2010

Quote by Funlovers2009
I don't eat them because they are horrid ... I would say that they are like eating slime covered sand!!

You eat much of that then?

Quote by willxx69
Yes, I do the 'biled egg' thing too. Cut the top off and then eat the felsh with a teaspoon.
Will

:shock: Will! Two mistakes in one post :shock:
If I'm just eating the kiwi fruit, I eat it like a boiled egg. However, if I'm eating it as part of a fruit salad, it'll be peeled and sliced.

15 May 2010

Quote by Freckledbird
Yes, I do the 'biled egg' thing too. Cut the top off and then eat the felsh with a teaspoon.
Will

:shock: Will! Two mistakes in one post :shock:
If I'm just eating the kiwi fruit, I eat it like a boiled egg. However, if I'm eating it as part of a fruit salad, it'll be peeled and sliced.
:doh: redface

ops:
Look, it's been a long week and I'm VERY tired! Mind you, I had to laugh at 'biled egg'! lol

It's always amusing when a mistake makes a perfectly valid word but with a totally different meaning.
Will :oops:
PS I'm going to have to go back and change the original post now!

15 May 2010

In a smoothie! :mrgreen:

15 May 2010

I don't... they give me ulcers :sad:

16 May 2010

Cut in half and scooped out with a teaspoon or peel and cut them up and put them in a fresh fruit salad.....mmmmm now I fancy one and all I have is a banana lol

17 May 2010

So how do you eat banana? Do you peel them and break a piece off with your fingers to eat; the right way, I am told. That is not the way I do it. I peel back the skin, exposing the firm fruit, then take the tit into my mouth and.......bit.

18 May 2010

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So how do you eat banana? Do you peel them and break a piece off with your fingers to eat; the right way, I am told. That is not the way I do it. I peel back the skin, exposing the firm fruit, then take the tit into my mouth and.......bit.

Freudian slip there T :giggle:

18 May 2010

Quote by fluff_n_stuff
So how do you eat banana? Do you peel them and break a piece off with your fingers to eat; the right way, I am told. That is not the way I do it. I peel back the skin, exposing the firm fruit, then take the tit into my mouth and.......bit.

Freudian slip there T :giggle:I had something on my mind at the time, I can not imagine what, can you? redface

19 May 2010

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So how do you eat banana? Do you peel them and break a piece off with your fingers to eat; the right way, I am told. That is not the way I do it. I peel back the skin, exposing the firm fruit, then take the tit into my mouth and.......bit.

ooooh please dont bite mine, I bruise easy redface

(gentle nibbling allowed thou) :twisted: