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Hi just reading the article about shaving your body hair and a few people mentioned they don't like getting pubes in their mouth, who does? So i thought id ask when that rogue pube does try to escape and go AWOL into your mouth what do your do?
Do you
A. Stop what your doing and pull the offensive hair out and give it its marching orders.
B. Try to be discreet and lick the inside of the leg or other body part to "drop it off".
C. Crack on and swallow it, it is only a hair after all.
D. Something else. (Maybe throw up in some peoples cases) lol
At some point i think everyone has had to deal with this problem so come on and tell us how you coped.
stopping to pull it out is a bit of a mood killer isn't it, its only hair so I try not to worry about it.
wink
Nowt wrong with a bit of hairy bacon for breakfast :lol2:
Phredd = in a somewhat sombre mood :love:
i'm sorry, i have to admit that if its stuck to my tongue it will make me gag - so I stop and remove it rotflmao ,
its that, or puke. I know which one I'd prefer redface surprisedops: - simple solution, shave em all off then I wont need to stop :lickface:
Ah but do you try and hide the fact that your pulling a pube out of your mouth or do you blatantly sit up and go fishing with your fingers with your tongue hanging out.
If ive only just started down there then i usually lick the inside of the leg and the offending pube usually comes off you can then crack on with the task at hand with nobody the wiser. That little lick on the leg was just part of the foreplay.
Just given away the secret now tho lol
Well Shaz always shaves now so i don't get that problem now.....
But when she didn't used to shave down there i would often get a hair in my mouth but i would just ignore it for as long as possible....
But have you ever had one stuck between your teeth grrrrrrr thats something i have to remove straight away as its so dam annoying!
A hair stuck between you teeth can feel like a great chunk of wire thats forcing your teeth apart!
Tony wink
herein lies the reason i will only ever go down on a shaven pussy.................
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
Well Shaz always shaves now so i don't get that problem now.....
But when she didn't used to shave down there i would often get a hair in my mouth but i would just ignore it for as long as possible....
But have you ever had one stuck between your teeth grrrrrrr thats something i have to remove straight away as its so dam annoying!
A hair stuck between you teeth can feel like a great chunk of wire thats forcing your teeth apart!
Tony wink

Jesus sounds like you need wire cutters not a razer to trim that bush lol
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Quote by chrisanddiane
Well Shaz always shaves now so i don't get that problem now.....
But when she didn't used to shave down there i would often get a hair in my mouth but i would just ignore it for as long as possible....
But have you ever had one stuck between your teeth grrrrrrr thats something i have to remove straight away as its so dam annoying!
A hair stuck between you teeth can feel like a great chunk of wire thats forcing your teeth apart!
Tony wink

Jesus sounds like you need wire cutters not a razer to trim that bush lol
Not saying her pubes are like thick wire as she actually has very fine pubes.... just saying pubes feel like wire when stuck between your teeth!
Tony
Quote by chrisanddiane
Ah but do you try and hide the fact that your pulling a pube out of your mouth or do you blatantly sit up and go fishing with your fingers with your tongue hanging out.
If ive only just started down there then i usually lick the inside of the leg and the offending pube usually comes off you can then crack on with the task at hand with nobody the wiser. That little lick on the leg was just part of the foreplay.

Alternatively, do something utterly sexy before going down on someone: brush their pubes with a soft nylon brush!
Quote by Darkfire
i'm sorry, i have to admit that if its stuck to my tongue it will make me gag - so I stop and remove it rotflmao ,
its that, or puke. I know which one I'd prefer redface surprisedops: - simple solution, shave em all off then I wont need to stop :lickface:

I have to agree.....I have an extremely strong gag reflex....been known to barf just getting too vigorous brushing my teeth....if there is a foreign object then its just gotta go. Luckily my playmate is very well trimmed, so no problemo! :twisted: For some reason, Mr has never given me any problems in the stray hair dept, despite being au naturel. biggrin
Same here. I have to stop what I'm doing and get rid of the little bugger. Can only have one thing at a time in my mouth you know :giggle: innocent
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Same here. I have to stop what I'm doing and get rid of the little bugger. Can only have one thing at a time in my mouth you know :giggle: innocent

So the rumours are true then.
You do take your teeth out before going down!
bolt
Quote by winchwench
Same here. I have to stop what I'm doing and get rid of the little bugger. Can only have one thing at a time in my mouth you know :giggle: innocent

So the rumours are true then.
You do take your teeth out before going down!
bolt
Ok who's been spilling the beans? evil
you can still keep the mood going and retrieve it witha little deft finger work, while you grag the offending item from round your tonsils wink
Quote by chrisanddiane
Ah but do you try and hide the fact that your pulling a pube out of your mouth or do you blatantly sit up and go fishing with your fingers with your tongue hanging out.
If ive only just started down there then i usually lick the inside of the leg and the offending pube usually comes off you can then crack on with the task at hand with nobody the wiser. That little lick on the leg was just part of the foreplay.

Yay I am with you on this and if the flat inner leg doesn't work head for the belly button that's what I say.