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How do you keep yourself occupied while house sitting??
Surf the net for porn
Post loads of bollox on the Forum- try the Dogging section - I dont go in there.
Search through your parents bedroom for porn.
Ring a Premium rate chatline- well, it's their bill not yours.
Try and get on local radio- the quizzes are usually dead easy. and you might win the new Cd by some bloke from The Grumbleweeds.Go in the SH chatrrom and PM the mods.
Have a wank.
Write a new ad for the photo-ads section.
Spy on your sexy neighbour.
Ask the Jehovah's witnesses to pop round.
Take rude pics of yourself.
Take rude pics of yourself in your mother's underwear.
Water the plants.
Take up daytime drinking.
Post loads of bollox on the Forum- try the Dogging section - I dont go in there.
Search through your parents bedroom for porn.
Ring a Premium rate chatline- well, it's their bill not yours.
Try and get on local radio- the quizzes are usually dead easy. and you might win the new Cd by some bloke from The Grumbleweeds.Go in the SH chatrrom and PM the mods.
Have a wank.
Write a new ad for the photo-ads section.
Spy on your sexy neighbour.
Ask the Jehovah's witnesses to pop round.
Take rude pics of yourself.
Take rude pics of yourself in your mother's underwear.
Water the plants.
Take up daytime drinking.
Sex God
Quote by Essex_lad1981
I'm house sitting at the mo for my folks and it's SO bloody boring, any suggestions??
Move house? Tell them the neighbourhood wasn't what it used to be, so you took it upon yourself to rectify the situation and also jump on the chance to dabble in real estate.
If that seems a bit laborious, walk the dog!! He looks like he's ready to explode.
S xxx
Sex God
Invite some people round for play time! 
:swingingchair:
Well at least when your mother says "just what is that stain on the sofa" you can smirk all you like!
:swingingchair: Well at least when your mother says "just what is that stain on the sofa" you can smirk all you like!
Sex God
I think youngsters today don't get enough exercise, so you shouldn't be in the house much anyway! Enroll at your local gym and join in some of the classes, kickboxing will get you really fit. Do a three mile jog in the morning. Buy a bicycle and enjoy the countryside..... steer clear of dodgy looking car parks though, you never know what might happen, and certainly don't bend down to mend a puncture :shock: Go swimming. Do lots of stretching exercises, a short bout every hour. WHen your folks get get they won't recognise you.
Now, get away from your PC and DO IT!
Now, get away from your PC and DO IT!
:Raid the fridge.
Swap the knives and forks over in the cutlery drawer, and when they get back, insist they have always been that way round.
Build a fort out of the chair cushions.
Microwave some shaving foam.
Write "Help, I'm trapped in a floorboard factory!" on a bit of paper and slip it between the floorboards.
Owl impressions.
Swap the knives and forks over in the cutlery drawer, and when they get back, insist they have always been that way round.
Build a fort out of the chair cushions.
Microwave some shaving foam.
Write "Help, I'm trapped in a floorboard factory!" on a bit of paper and slip it between the floorboards.
Owl impressions.
Sex God
Quote by Mister_Discreet
Raid the fridge.
Swap the knives and forks over in the cutlery drawer, and when they get back, insist they have always been that way round.
Build a fort out of the chair cushions.
Microwave some shaving foam.
Write "Help, I'm trapped in a floorboard factory!" on a bit of paper and slip it between the floorboards.
Owl impressions.
PMSl - what does happen when u microwave shaving foam?
I'm curious now!
Sex God
Quote by Mister_Discreet
Squirt a small lump of shaving foam into a microwavable glass, and watch through the little window to find out!
I haven't got any, but there is some at work lol
Roll on the morning (hope this don't break the microwave cos I already broke the coffee pot and got cake all over one of the beds mmmm)
Quote by Marya
Surf the net for porn
Post loads of bollox on the Forum - try the Dogging section - I dont go in there.
Search through your parents bedroom for porn.
Ring a Premium rate chatline - well, it's their bill not yours.
Try and get on local radio - the quizzes are usually dead easy. and you might win the new Cd by some bloke from The Grumbleweeds.
Go in the SH chatrrom and PM the mods.
Have a wank.
Write a new ad for the photo-ads section.
Spy on your sexy neighbour.
Ask the Jehovah's witnesses to pop round.
Take rude pics of yourself.
Take rude pics of yourself in your mother's underwear.
Water the plants.
Take up daytime drinking.
LMAO ... you know I've actually done most of these :shock:
Surf the net for porn .. well not at parents as they are technologically pre stone age!
Post a load of bollox - my usual posting should suffice now but see above for housesitting excuse.
Search through your parents bedroom for porn - videos in his wardrobe mags under his bed!!
Ring a Premium rate chatline - I ended up getting them cut off
.Try and get on local radio - yep me and boyfriend of the time on Late Night Lurve ...
ops: Go in the SH chatrrom and PM the mods - see point 1
Have a wank - :twisted:
Write a new ad for the photo-ads section - see 1
Spy on your sexy neighbour - no but we did put on a show for the neighbours and they told my parents :oops:
Ask the Jehovah's witnesses to pop round - well as my inlaws etc are I'll pass because I get the gist anyway
Take rude pics of yourself - least said .. bastard ex boyfriend went on a poster campaign after we split
Take rude pics of yourself in your mother's underwear - erm I never have and never will"
Water the plants - feck .. knew I house sat for a real reason :twisted:
Take up daytime drinking. - whadda ya mean .. "take up"
My parents gave up asking me to housesit at about age 18 ...... I still lived at home until 24 but they used to beg me to go and live with my boyfriend when they went away ... I have no idea why :twisted:
Quote by warwick
re lapse you loon and you myra
I'm sorry, who???Yes, yes, I know Re-Lapse said it first but I don't know how to put two different quotes into my post.
And as for that Neil the decorator bloke, well sticks and stones and all that! i always fall back on playground come-backs. just tell him - "it takes one to know one!' So there! Ner ner ner ner ner!!!
Quote by Calista
Surf the net for porn
Post loads of bollox on the Forum - try the Dogging section - I dont go in there.
Search through your parents bedroom for porn.
Ring a Premium rate chatline - well, it's their bill not yours.
Try and get on local radio - the quizzes are usually dead easy. and you might win the new Cd by some bloke from The Grumbleweeds.
Go in the SH chatrrom and PM the mods.
Have a wank.
Write a new ad for the photo-ads section.
Spy on your sexy neighbour.
Ask the Jehovah's witnesses to pop round.
Take rude pics of yourself.
Take rude pics of yourself in your mother's underwear.
Water the plants.
Take up daytime drinking.
LMAO ... you know I've actually done most of these :shock:
Errrrr .... where do you think I get all my best ideas from?!?!?
