So how can you tell if someone swings?
I was walking down the front path, I had to hold the pampas grass back as I pasted it. In doing so I missed the little winged statue holding a a sign up saying 'WELCUM'. As the door opened I could hear Barbara Streisand singing. As I wondered what I was letting myself in for the lady offered me sandwiches, she was cutting slices from a loaf of tiger bread.
So if that had happened, yes I invented it, but would that prove the couple swang?
Do you have any way of telling if someone swings?
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Sex God
They are wearing a SH pin badge!!! 
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:rotflmao::rotflmao: Sex God
80p please plus a SAE!! 
well...i have read that the pampas grass in the front garden..=used to be the sign in the 70's....
however i think the sign now..is Baby Wet Wipes.....when you got no baby !!!
Wet wipes...best thing for cleaning up in all areas...lol
Always have a packet around.....now come on...admit it..so do you.
Wet wipes....its the swinging future !!!
however i think the sign now..is Baby Wet Wipes.....when you got no baby !!!
Wet wipes...best thing for cleaning up in all areas...lol
Always have a packet around.....now come on...admit it..so do you.
Wet wipes....its the swinging future !!!
Quote by deancannock
well...i have read that the pampas grass in the front garden..=used to be the sign in the 70's....
however i think the sign now..is Baby Wet Wipes.....when you got no baby !!!
Wet wipes...best thing for cleaning up in all areas...lol
Always have a packet around.....now come on...admit it..so do you.
Wet wipes....its the swinging future !!!
OK I admit it, I do. A big pack in the car, pocket size in my briefcase, luggage and coat.
Once I had a wet patch where the alcohol squeezed from the pack.
Sex God
I have wet wipes in the car, do they count??
Sexpert
~~~another buyer of baby wipes signing in 
My mum did ask a while back why I keep buying them, since my kids are all grwon up now :D
I just said they are very handy to have around... for cleaning shoes, sticky patches and stuff :D
My mum did ask a while back why I keep buying them, since my kids are all grwon up now :D
I just said they are very handy to have around... for cleaning shoes, sticky patches and stuff :D
Mod
I have a packet in my tank bag on my bike - for cleaning my visor of course!! :twisted:
Mal
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Mal
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They have brown leather couches .
They have bottles of leather cleaner under the sink....and a dralon three piece suite.
All their bottles of spirits/wine have numbered stickers on!
The medicine cabinet is full of lube in every flavour, condoms in every colour, joy jelly, warming lotion, sex toy cleaner, extra strong mints, minty breath strips, oh and a packet of paracetamol
They have bottles of leather cleaner under the sink....and a dralon three piece suite.
All their bottles of spirits/wine have numbered stickers on!
The medicine cabinet is full of lube in every flavour, condoms in every colour, joy jelly, warming lotion, sex toy cleaner, extra strong mints, minty breath strips, oh and a packet of paracetamol
Sex God
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So how can you tell if someone swings?
I was walking down the front path, I had to hold the pampas grass back as I pasted it. In doing so I missed the little winged statue holding a a sign up saying 'WELCUM'. As the door opened I could hear Barbara Streisand singing. As I wondered what I was letting myself in for the lady offered me sandwiches, she was cutting slices from a loaf of tiger bread.
So if that had happened, yes I invented it, but would that prove the couple swang?
Do you have any way of telling if someone swings?
What were you doing at my grans house?
Warming the Bed
Oh no I never knew the purchasing of wet wipes gave away the fact we are swingers - just as well we do Tesco's delivery for our shopping although you would think the cute brunette lady that delivers sometimes would catch on to it or is that just one of my fem on fem fantasies :-D
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So how can you tell if someone swings?
I was walking down the front path, I had to hold the pampas grass back as I pasted it. In doing so I missed the little winged statue holding a a sign up saying 'WELCUM'. As the door opened I could hear Barbara Streisand singing. As I wondered what I was letting myself in for the lady offered me sandwiches, she was cutting slices from a loaf of tiger bread.
So if that had happened, yes I invented it, but would that prove the couple swang?
Do you have any way of telling if someone swings?
What were you doing at my grans house?
It's about your Gran..........
Sex God
Apparently you can spot a dogger easily. Most of the favourites in their SatNav are Ordnance Survey 6-fig grid references instead of street names.
Master of Sex
How to spot a swinger?
How about when they offer you a bowl to put your car keys in?
How about when they offer you a bowl to put your car keys in?
Sex God
Quote by Kaznkev
the fish sign. if they have the fish sign they swing.
good luck.
pmsl think i may be unique there.
i thought you could spot a swinger by the fact they know the distance to everypostcode area in the country
You mean they dont know the distance to every postcode in the country. i.e. Newport is not 10 miles from Bristol and neither is Dorset unless of course you use SH search.
Warming the Bed
hot tub out side and loads of voddy in the kitchen
