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How do you like your pussy to be munched?

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Or to put it another way cunnilingus. Something I personally love doing. I've had a look through the forums but can't find anything dedicated specifically to techniques. I hope I've posted this in the right place.
Whilst variety is the spice of life. Not everything works for everybody. So ladies, if something doesn't work for you please don't fake it, tell us so we learn, and gents we should listen.
This may sound daft but gents we should also know our way around the female anatomy. I have heard stories of male trainee nurses putting catheters in to vaginas. Scary.
Another interesting fact I found out recently is that the clitoris extends around the vagina which could have a bearing on how we munch. Of course the biggest sexual organ we all have is our brain and maybe we should look at that angle a bit more.
Anyhow I digress. The idea of this post is put down here in as much detail as possible how you like your pussy munched or munch pussy. That way we will have ideas we can try out on each other.
Maybe someone could do a post on cock sucking.
Hi vodka_babe22uk.
Sorry. Maybe I shouldn't have used munch in the subject title. The aim of the post was to get members to swap ideas on cunnilingus.
If it is covered in your munch guides could you please provide me a link because I couldn't find it.
It's ok I found your page on munches. Cunnilingus isn't covered or maybe I missed it. Never mind.
You could always start it off. What are your thoughts on men and cunnilingus?
Pete
You know I don't think I'd want to know how someone is going to do that to me? Part of the excitment is not knowing how or what a man is going to do next confused
I don't think there is any advice I could give someone because what might work for me might not work for anyone else. I am looking forward to seeing other peoples comments though :grin:
All i know is that if i'm doing it wrong then I find out pretty damn quick usually - surely each is individual in what is good for them and half the fun is in the journey finding out. Even with the same partner things are different according to mood etc
In order to vary my repertoire I always imagine I am consuming a favourite chocolate confection and mimic the technique. Minx is particularly fond of the creme egg, the twix, the walnut whip and the coffee flavoured revel (this involves a bit of spitting).
To avoid having to bother to find out what other women prefer I find it convenient to always have a spare bi female to hand.
My favourite technique to use on a lady garden is, to build her up to the peak of sexual excitement.......
then play the loony tunes theme onto her delicates with a kazoo :rascal:
ba-ba-ba-baaaaaa-ba-baaaaaa!!! moi, kinky? :mrgreen:
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My favourite technique to use on a lady garden is, to build her up to the peak of sexual excitement.......
then play the loony tunes theme onto her delicates with a kazoo :rascal:
ba-ba-ba-baaaaaa-ba-baaaaaa!!! moi, kinky? :mrgreen:

When your playing a tune with the Kazoo I often find that the old Benny Hill tune followed by 'Onward Christian Soldiers' can have the desired effect.
Of course our devout religous upbringing helps with that one
I recommend Baker Street.
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oh dear i think you should have a read at our munch guidelines lmao

NWC
You didn't tell us all that cunniligus was compulsory at Munches
:small-print:
On my way
lol
And sorry for not insisting at Wigan
worship
How do you like your pussy to be munched?
The way Spike munches Tom in the cartoon series.... :giggle:
I like instruction when I'm having sex, I need it less now as after 13 years I prety much know what my wife enjoys. But when swinging, it's nice if the woman feels confident to say yes, no, or just give encouraging sighs or moans.
The worst is if a woman fakes it. I can understand not wanting to put a guy down harshly, but if you fake it he'll never get it right.
I'm not after a manual but a little, keep doing that babe or slide your fingers/tongue cock, there does not hurt.
If in doubt ask her but remember it's rude to talk with your mouth full!
I found this 5yrs ago it's a good start wink

Oh it's explicit btw, just in case that isn't your thing.
Good old Nina Hartley. I know it's rude to ask a lady's age, but how old do you think she is?
Haha! Not much in the last 5yrs tbh wink
Jackie Chan likes his with string beans.