a quick tip to ensure you get a freshly made burger when it's busy (and not some soggy 1 hour old thing they made earlier) make sure you order it without relish, tomato, gherkin etc. has to be made to order then :thumbup:
If you really want a giggle, if you are visiting the one that says "All your way", ask them for a plain burger.
That's it.
Just a burger.
No bun !
They'll do it as well (we tried it for a laugh). They even wrap it for you - hahaha
or ask if they have any brown rolls -
A friend of a friend once wnet into a mc thingys and orderd some food I dunno what it was but doesnt matter. Anyway next day wakes up with a kind of white stuff around the mouth ( dunno what form it took just was told it was awful to look at ). They went to the doc's and the doc asked some questions includeing had they eaten anything out. When the answer yes was given the doc asked may there be any left for analysis anywhere. The girl had put the wrap in the side part of the car door so that was sent for analysis. Turns out there were seven different peoples seamen in one part of the food and one was infected with Thrush which casued the mouth infection.
So I ask not for any food in a tacky macky place and nor should anyone with any sense. Teenagers with spots ewwww.
Mr Tweeky
what's in the fillet of fish
had forgoten about that, ' while you're at it stick a sausage in my coffee'
anything you hear about the ammount / percentage of semen found in takeaways, is no more than an urban myth. ............... no honest, it is, its just a myth, ask your local HSE, acording to them, the practse of forign kitchen workers doing a bukake into your curry stopped years and years ago :shock: :shock:
or so i'm told :shock:
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