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How do you measure a cock??????

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What cock size do you like

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Quote by bluexxx
I'd say the bigger the better................
...................... but then I'd be lying...........
hehehehehehehe
lol :lol: :lol:

i thought you'd say more the merrier actually...
and you a liar... nah... fact. biggrin
Quote by mr filth
that old chestnut again.I find that women love my 6 inches biggrin

bit wide for me that wink
Of course it matters thats why I have 2 cocks. I have an internet cock of 12 " to attract the more discerning lady, and one only half that size which I carry around for convenience and ease of deployment in the real world ;-)
Mick
Quote by A_geordie_chameleon
Of course it matters thats why I have 2 cocks. I have an internet cock of 12 " to attract the more discerning lady, and one only half that size which I carry around for convenience and ease of deployment in the real world ;-)
Mick

:laughabove:
oooh can i nick that response, it's excellent!
No!
Discusion over thread locked!
Oh sorry i carnt do that can i havnt got the powers! lol
Double Standards!
Abuse of position in the community Postie tut tut :lol:
cool
Quote by bisto kid
Double Standards!
Abuse of position in the community Postie tut tut lol
cool

innocent :thumbup:
Quote by A_geordie_chameleon
Of course it matters thats why I have 2 cocks. I have an internet cock of 12 " to attract the more discerning lady, and one only half that size which I carry around for convenience and ease of deployment in the real world ;-)
Mick

:giggle:
A portacock - excellent idea!!
Quote by postie
oooh can i nick that response!

Postie, If it helps and if it keeps you from rummaging around my sack willy nilly ( well thats set up nicely!!) you can have that one on me mate ;-)
Mick
Quote by naughtynymphos1
that old chestnut again.I find that women love my 6 inches biggrin

bit wide for me that wink
there you go again mad i can do magical things with my 6 inches , infact, it even suprises me sometimes :wink:
Quote by A_geordie_chameleon

oooh can i nick that response!

Postie, If it helps and if it keeps you from rummaging around my sack willy nilly ( well thats set up nicely!!) you can have that one on me mate ;-)
Mick
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by postie
Hmmm just wondering is all.......
bolt
test

Ahhh is the cold gettin to you? wink
Quote by berksbex
Hmmm just wondering is all.......
bolt
test

Ahhh is the cold gettin to you? wink
It is b'bex. Starting from a poor position anyways this artic weather is doing me no favours at all.... biggrin
Quote by A_geordie_chameleon
Of course it matters thats why I have 2 cocks. I have an internet cock of 12 " to attract the more discerning lady, and one only half that size which I carry around for convenience and ease of deployment in the real world ;-)
Mick

Classic!!!!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Oh - and so you won't be dissappointed Postie......
The search button is your friend!!!! confused
But in this case I am so glad you didn't use it!!!!! biggrin
Otherwise we wouldn't have seen Geordie's post!
Of course it is.
You can't hear them crowing in the morning if they're too small. :P
Jas
XXX
Anyone know where the SH stop-cock-size-threads is? lol
Quote by Jas-Tim
Of course it is.
You can't hear them crowing in the morning if they're too small. :P
Jas
XXX

Always found out the smaller they are, the more they crow
Quote by outlaws2001
Of course it is.
You can't hear them crowing in the morning if they're too small. :P
Jas
XXX

Always found out the smaller they are, the more they crow
Well mine wakes me up in the morning :shock: never heard it crow though ....
Quote by postie
Of course it is.
You can't hear them crowing in the morning if they're too small. :P
Jas
XXX

Always found out the smaller they are, the more they crow
Well mine wakes me up in the morning :shock: never heard it crow though ....
The prick on the end of the cock does a lot though! flipa
Quote by Alexandra
Of course it is.
You can't hear them crowing in the morning if they're too small. :P
Jas
XXX

Always found out the smaller they are, the more they crow
Well mine wakes me up in the morning :shock: never heard it crow though ....
The prick on the end of the cock does a lot though! flipa
redface you getting me back for hijacking your ski-ing thread? Bah! ( can't deny it though)
Quote by Alexandra
Of course it is.
You can't hear them crowing in the morning if they're too small. :P
Jas
XXX

Always found out the smaller they are, the more they crow
Well mine wakes me up in the morning :shock: never heard it crow though ....
The prick on the end of the cock does a lot though! flipa
Genius should be acknowledged!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by Happy Cats
Of course it is.
You can't hear them crowing in the morning if they're too small. :P
Jas
XXX

Always found out the smaller they are, the more they crow
Well mine wakes me up in the morning :shock: never heard it crow though ....
The prick on the end of the cock does a lot though! flipa
Genius should be acknowledged!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I'm guessing you mean acknowledging my genius dunno Thanks Miserable Cat Bastard biggrin
BUT
does cock size matter????
Because i am a bi guy i feel i can comment on this subject lol
Personaly it does not matter to me personality and attitude are more important to me
It matters to some people and it dont matter to others
Thank god there are some that it dont matter to
Bi-Guy-Notts
Sometimes it can be a very difficult thing getting a straight answer on this forum ... lol
You asked the question does cock size matter but by the look of it not many people seem to be willing to give you a yes or no....
I wonder is it normally like this on this forum? Is it that people are just so horny it is hard to thing straight, I know that is always my problem....
confused :? :? :? :? :?
Quote by AtomCom
Sometimes it can be a very difficult thing getting a straight answer on this forum ... lol
You asked the question does cock size matter but by the look of it not many people seem to be willing to give you a yes or no....
I wonder is it normally like this on this forum? Is it that people are just so horny it is hard to thing straight, I know that is always my problem....
confused :? :? :? :? :?

lol lol lol
This is because Postie started this AS A JOKE!!!!!!!!!!
if you want the 'serious' answers check out some of the numerous previous threads on it by doing a SEARCH.
Quote by Alexandra
Sometimes it can be a very difficult thing getting a straight answer on this forum ... lol
You asked the question does cock size matter but by the look of it not many people seem to be willing to give you a yes or no....
I wonder is it normally like this on this forum? Is it that people are just so horny it is hard to thing straight, I know that is always my problem....
confused :? :? :? :? :?

lol lol lol
This is because Postie started this AS A JOKE!!!!!!!!!!
if you want the 'serious' answers check out some of the numerous previous threads on it by doing a SEARCH.
I thought he started it as boast!
Shows how much I know wink
:P
Psst Alex over here
It wasnt a joke really hes just concerned that 12" is abnormal :shock: but dont worry Ive pm ed him and put his mind at rest, Ive told him in this cold weather its nothing to be ashamed of rolleyes and anyway some people prefer small :idea:
Quote by warwick
Psst Alex over here
It wasnt a joke really hes just concerned that 12" is abnormal :shock: but dont worry Ive pm ed him and put his mind at rest, Ive told him in this cold weather its nothing to be ashamed of rolleyes and anyway some people prefer small :idea:

Ahhhh OK Warwick - the poor lad - I bet he was getting a bit of a complex.
Nice to see you being compassionate!