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How do you measure a cock??????

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What cock size do you like

3" - 5" 0%
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6" - 8" 0%
under 3" 0%
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5" - 7" 0%
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53 votes
postie
Sex God
Quote by berksbex
LOL! I'm pissing myself (don't get excited all thoes who are into water sports, it's just a figure of speach!)
This thread reminds me of being at school, you know when the teacher has to pop out for a minute and all the boys start messing about :P lol

postie pokes berksbex in the eye (singular) hehehehehe
Bex nicks posties schoolbag (more like a sack) spills out the contents and finds strawberry flavoured condoms (full pack) old boot (1) un-posted mail (325) tape measure (1)
:P
postie laffs at berksbex "pissing herself" .... Pissy Pants Bex flipa
berksbex
Orgasminator
Quote by postie
LOL! I'm pissing myself (don't get excited all thoes who are into water sports, it's just a figure of speach!)
This thread reminds me of being at school, you know when the teacher has to pop out for a minute and all the boys start messing about :P lol

postie pokes berksbex in the eye (singular) hehehehehe
Bex nicks posties schoolbag (more like a sack) spills out the contents and finds strawberry flavoured condoms (full pack) old boot (1) un-posted mail (325) tape measure (1)
:P
postie laffs at berksbex "pissing herself" .... Pissy Pants Bex flipa
Bex gets ready with the tape measure :P
:twisted:
the_Laird
Sex God
Quote by berksbex
Bex gets ready with the tape measure :P
:twisted:

That shut you up Postie wink
Where in the poll is the choice.."Just like a cock only smaller confused ?"
Unknown User
Seems like there's only one cock on this thread ......... :twisted: :twisted:
Unknown User
Quote by naughtynymphos1
piss off mad

what she said biggrin
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by salt_n_pepper
piss off mad

what she said biggrin
WILL YOU LOT STOP BOUNCING THIS THREAD :x :x :x :x :x
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
oh bollox redface
Unknown User
Quote by Pete_sw
piss off mad

what she said biggrin
WILL YOU LOT STOP BOUNCING THIS THREAD :x :x :x :x :x
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
oh bollox redface
:smoke: :giggle:
Unknown User
Quote by Alexandra

The usual way is measuring from the point where it joins your body, the pubic bone, all the way to the tip. Best to use string as if it's curved, it won't be an accurate measurement. As for girth, it varies as some are thick at the base and thinner at the top, even all the way and thinner at the base than the tip.

You've obviously been studying male genetalia in quite some detail then? rolleyes
When you have a fine looking set and plenty of time........... :lol2:
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by Sexysteph
Easy
If you can fit the whole cock in the mouth atone go ---- It's titchy
If you can fit half of it in ---- well average
If you can only get the head in - well my phone number is XXXXX rated anon wink lol :lol: :lol:

But isn't that relative to the size of the mouth it's being thrust into. I mean, not all ladies have a mouth so small and delicate as mine, do they? :lol:
34fun
Orgasminator
just make sure you keep your finger on the lock of the tape - because when they recoil at full speed....... :shock:
Unknown User
How the hell did this get to 18 pages :shock: :shock: :confused:
Aah, amazing what a bit of effort will do lol
naughtynymphos1
Sex God
i can not believe this threads made 18 flipping pages rolleyes
markz
Sex God
18 pages
obviously cock size does matter :shock:
Ice_Pie
Sex God
How do you measure a cock?????

By decibels, surely?