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how do you measure your length ?

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19 Apr 2006

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19 Apr 2006

i tend to find that if mrs hugs likes the size, it's big enough!!
:giggle:
measure it with other people's body parts and not a ruler... far more satisfying!! blast

19 Apr 2006

Quote by mangetout
Funny question but can anyone tell me the way to measure your cock ? Do you measure from tip down to ball sack or from front ? any advice cos when people ask me i don't know haha

measure by oohs and arrgs by pushing gently its an ooh 4" full force its an arrh 8" + surprised

19 Apr 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
In a small still voice
"but i really want to know how to measure it"

Don't listen to these muppets :giggle: Tape measure from base to tip, hey presto !
TOP OR BOTTOM SIDE
Mr Tweeky
Did I just give a serious answer?? :shock: I'm off for a lie down til I feel better bolt

19 Apr 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Could measure in Hands like a horse

a friend of a friend measures it in hands! when i heard the words "it was a three hander" i did wonder myself if he was of the horsey variety? apparently not! talk about feeling inadequate! sad

has no one mentioned the tried and trusted start at yer pubic bone, run tape along length, around the tip, down the other side, and finish at yer bollox method? mine's piggin' hooooooge it is!
neil x x x ;)