how do you measure your length ?

18 Apr 2006

Quote by redpantherman
I've got a 6" ruler I could lend you guys...

I'll have to cum back for 2nds then :twisted:
rolleyes

18 Apr 2006

Quote by mangetout
Now Roger that is a damn good answer ! Think I gona go with that because I still can't find my tape measure !

mangetout
Babe ............. welcome to the forum !........... Thats the initiation test over :lol:
Well done for having a sense of humour when people you dont know are taking the mickey out of you ! :kiss:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

18 Apr 2006

Quote by blonde
Now Roger that is a damn good answer ! Think I gona go with that because I still can't find my tape measure !

mangetout
Babe ............. welcome to the forum !........... Thats the initiation test over :lol:
Well done for having a sense of humour when people you dont know are taking the mickey out of you ! :kiss:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
and what an intensive bout of mik taking it was I couldn't keep up. smile

:welcome:

18 Apr 2006

Quote by mangetout
Now Roger that is a damn good answer ! Think I gona go with that because I still can't find my tape measure !

Good man :thumbup: , keep 'em guessing. biggrin

18 Apr 2006

I felt left out so I measured the next best thing.
19" nose to tail.
H.x

18 Apr 2006

Quote by H-x
I felt left out so I measured the next best thing.
19" nose to tail.
H.x

Your pussy (cat) biggrin

18 Apr 2006

Quote by rogerthedragon
Funny question but can anyone tell me the way to measure your cock ? Do you measure from tip down to ball sack or from front ? any advice cos when people ask me i don't know haha

How about - you don't?
If people insist on knowing how big you are just answer "big enough for me"
dunno

o.k. so I've told everyone that I'm big enough for Roger, but what do I tell people that don't know you :dunno:

18 Apr 2006

Quote by davej
Funny question but can anyone tell me the way to measure your cock ? Do you measure from tip down to ball sack or from front ? any advice cos when people ask me i don't know haha

How about - you don't?
If people insist on knowing how big you are just answer "big enough for me"
dunno

o.k. so I've told everyone that I'm big enough for Roger, but what do I tell people that don't know you :dunno:
How did I know someone would do that? And why am I not surprised it was you? lol

Just tell them I have good taste in cock. :twisted:

18 Apr 2006

Quote by sheddy
I felt left out so I measured the next best thing.
19" nose to tail.
H.x

Your pussy (cat) biggrin

Yeh, Zoe. Pheobe's smaller so I didn't bother with her, one likes to boast you know!
H.x

18 Apr 2006

Quote by H-x
I felt left out so I measured the next best thing.
19" nose to tail.
H.x

Your pussy (cat) biggrin

Yeh, Zoe. Pheobe's smaller so I didn't bother with her, one likes to boast you know!
H.x
well I'll do it for you H has got a big pussy :shock: :shock:

18 Apr 2006

Thanks sheddy, although Zoe now insists she's going on a diet, and Pheobe's pissed off cos I didn't measure her.
H.x

18 Apr 2006

Everyone knows its how many pineapple rings you can fit on....

18 Apr 2006

Quote by mangetout
Funny question but can anyone tell me the way to measure your cock ?

If you can get him to stand still for long enough then don't you just measure from the top of his crest to his feet? dunno

:welcome: to the Cafe mangetout. It looks like you're gonna fit in just fine lol

By the way.... I've got twelve inches.....
But I don't use it as a rule!
:giggle: bolt

18 Apr 2006

Well as for me I went metric years back....... whats an inch??

18 Apr 2006

Well thankyou all for the advice ! Did make me giggle, clicked you all slightly mad and I stil can't find my tape measure confused

: When i do I not gona tell anyone how long it is now haha lol

! Thankyou.

18 Apr 2006

Quote by mangetout
Well thankyou all for the advice ! Did make me giggle, clicked you all slightly mad and I stil can't find my tape measure : When i do I not gona tell anyone how long it is now haha ! Thankyou.

Just lie like most................. say it shrunk in the wash!!

18 Apr 2006

Depends if you are using imperial inches or internet inches

18 Apr 2006

how do you measure your length ?
Easy with this biggrin

:lol:

18 Apr 2006

Quote by mdr2000

Just lie like most................. say it shrunk in the wash!!

Just tell 'em it's big enough to fill a pram wink

18 Apr 2006

Quote by Tramper

Just lie like most................. say it shrunk in the wash!!

Just tell 'em it's big enough to fill a pram wink

Oi ! Tramper !....you and me, outside NOW !!!!! :boxing: :kick: duel

:duel: :duel:

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:

18 Apr 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Oi ! Tramper !....you and me, outside NOW !!!!! :boxing: :kick: :duel: :duel: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:

"His" patio awaits
hump

:68:

18 Apr 2006

Quote by Italeo
i,,ll lend you my ruler m8
1inch
2inch
3inch
4inch
5inch
6inch
9inch
8inch
9inch
10inch
11inch
12inch
Works for me every time :twisted:

Anyone know anything good for getting stains off of monitor screens?
Mr Tweeky
KFC towel thingys and they get bird sh*te off your motor biggrin

[/quote
That takes me back to a funny night in the early 90's. Sat in a Mini with a mate eating KFC and he picked up what he thought was a sauce packet that he hadnt put on his meal and sucked on it. Yep he inhaled the towel, had to swallow it too as it got too far down to retrieve. rotflmao

Mr Tweeky

19 Apr 2006

Quote by mangetout
Funny question but can anyone tell me the way to measure your cock ? Do you measure from tip down to ball sack or from front ? any advice cos when people ask me i don't know haha

How long's a piece of string.... wink

19 Apr 2006

Quote by davej
snap off the first two inches of the rule, from then on it dont really matter.

:shock: Thats the only bit of the rule that I need wink

19 Apr 2006

Quote by davej
snap off the first two inches of the rule, from then on it dont really matter.

:shock: Thats the only bit of the rule that I need wink

19 Apr 2006

measure in centimeters, it's bigger that way.

19 Apr 2006

Its probably best to stop measuring when the expression on your prospective partners face turns from a pleasurable thrill, to one of sheer terror.................... :uhoh:

19 Apr 2006

In a small still voice
"but i really want to know how to measure it"

19 Apr 2006

Quote by celtic_passion
In a small still voice
"but i really want to know how to measure it"

Don't listen to these muppets :giggle: Tape measure from base to tip, hey presto !
Did I just give a serious answer?? :shock: I'm off for a lie down til I feel better bolt

19 Apr 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
In a small still voice
"but i really want to know how to measure it"

Don't listen to these muppets :giggle: Tape measure from base to tip, hey presto !
Did I just give a serious answer?? :shock: I'm off for a lie down til I feel better bolt

You will feel better after a lie down i do it all the time