how do you measure your length ?

18 Apr 2006

Funny question but can anyone tell me the way to measure your cock ? Do you measure from tip down to ball sack or from front ? any advice cos when people ask me i don't know haha

18 Apr 2006

Who asks ????

18 Apr 2006

Quote by mangetout
Funny question but can anyone tell me the way to measure your cock ? Do you measure from tip down to ball sack or from front ? any advice cos when people ask me i don't know haha

I normally start half way up my back then go down round and up :thumbup:

18 Apr 2006

snap off the first two inches of the rule, from then on it dont really matter.

18 Apr 2006

From your arse hole to the tip :smug:

18 Apr 2006

Oi ! Lots of people wink

18 Apr 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
From your arse hole to the tip :smug:

whose arse hole there r a lot of em out there lol

:giggle:

18 Apr 2006

Can't be arse hole form tip confused

: U having me on :?:

18 Apr 2006

Measure it in centimetres but don't tell them that LOL

18 Apr 2006

Could measure in Hands like a horse dunno

18 Apr 2006

i always advise measuring from the wrong end of the tape measure!

18 Apr 2006

I think you will find that the internationally recognised standard is in 'perched sparrows'

18 Apr 2006

Quote by mangetout
Can't be arse hole form tip : U having me on :?:

No ................Dawnie_the_truth_teller_Mids .............. never ever fibs ......... she is telling you the truth !
Honest .............. trust me I am a catholic !

Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

18 Apr 2006

Quote by davej
I think you will find that the internationally recognised standard is in 'perched sparrows'

Just make sure you file their claws down first rotflmao

18 Apr 2006

Well if its from the arsehole to the tip then I am bigger than i I thought so thats given me a big smile on my face lol

. thanks :!: Right then where's that bloody tape measure ?

18 Apr 2006

Quote by mangetout
Well if its from the arsehole to the tip then I am bigger than i I thought so thats given me a big smile on my face . thanks :!: Right then where's that bloody tape measure ?

Babe .......... I promise Dawnie only ever tells the truth and I am a Catholic ........... so HELLO big boy
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

18 Apr 2006

Quote by blonde
Well if its from the arsehole to the tip then I am bigger than i I thought so thats given me a big smile on my face . thanks :!: Right then where's that bloody tape measure ?

Babe .......... I promise Dawnie only ever tells the truth and I am a Catholic ........... so HELLO big boy
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:

18 Apr 2006

use a heavy weight to stretch it then measure when its at full stretch!!!!!!!!!!! biggrin

18 Apr 2006

Quote by mangetout
Funny question but can anyone tell me the way to measure your cock ? Do you measure from tip down to ball sack or from front ? any advice cos when people ask me i don't know haha

How about - you don't?
If people insist on knowing how big you are just answer "big enough for me"
dunno

18 Apr 2006

Quote by mike48
i,,ll lend you my ruler m8
1inch
2inch
3inch
4inch
5inch
6inch
9inch
8inch
9inch
10inch
11inch
12inch
Works for me every time :twisted:

Anyone know anything good for getting stains off of monitor screens?
Mr Tweeky

18 Apr 2006

I've got a 6" ruler I could lend you guys
innocent

18 Apr 2006

Quote by tweeky
i,,ll lend you my ruler m8
1inch
2inch
3inch
4inch
5inch
6inch
9inch
8inch
9inch
10inch
11inch
12inch
Works for me every time :twisted:

Soapy water!
I haven't got a length to measure... what can I do instead??
Anyone know anything good for getting stains off of monitor screens?
Mr Tweeky confused

:?

18 Apr 2006

Quote by tweeky
i,,ll lend you my ruler m8
1inch
2inch
3inch
4inch
5inch
6inch
9inch
8inch
9inch
10inch
11inch
12inch
Works for me every time :twisted:

Anyone know anything good for getting stains off of monitor screens?
Mr Tweeky
KFC towel thingys ..... and they get bird sh*te off your motor..... biggrin

18 Apr 2006

Quote by tweeky
i,,ll lend you my ruler m8
1inch
2inch
3inch
4inch
5inch
6inch
9inch
8inch
9inch
10inch
11inch
12inch
Works for me every time :twisted:

Anyone know anything good for getting stains off of monitor screens?
Mr Tweeky
KFC towel thingys and they get bird sh*te off your motor biggrin

18 Apr 2006

Yepp just done mine and it's 2 inches :shock:
off the floor lol

i'll get my coat shall I rolleyes

18 Apr 2006

Now Roger that is a damn good answer ! lol

Think I gona go with that because I still can't find my tape measure !

18 Apr 2006

Quote by sheddy
Yepp just done mine and it's 2 inches :shock:
off the floor i'll get my coat shall I

Doesn't count if you're doing press ups at the time though.
:lol:

18 Apr 2006

Quote by sheddy
Yepp just done mine and it's 2 inches :shock:
off the floor i'll get my coat shall I

I'll volunteer to measure for you hun so long as you put the shed back !!!! smackbottom

18 Apr 2006

Quote by rogerthedragon
Yepp just done mine and it's 2 inches :shock:
off the floor i'll get my coat shall I

Doesn't count if you're doing press ups at the time though.
:lol:
:doh: bollox redface

18 Apr 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
I've got a 6" ruler I could lend you guys...

I'll have to cum back for 2nds then :twisted: