Quote by DeeCeeNow wide spread in Japan. Try it before discarding the idea.
when i was a student, one of my pals was of Persian descent. He was from an indredibly wealthy family.
one sign of their level of indulgence were toilets with built in jets. One rinsed your ass with warm water and the other dried it off .
heaven!!!!!
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I have a man servant flick off any debris with a feather duster 
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I've never understood why men stand to pee in a toilet. I can understand it for urinals and trees, but why toilets?
If you want to know why it's a bad idea - drape a couple of sheets of paper over the edge and see what happens. It gets splashed - back out from the toilet. And that splash doesn't stop at the rim - it goes over the floor (and that's often carpet remember), the skirting, the pipework, your shoes.
So, chaps, WHY do you do it? Just sit down and aim in - or learn to wipe up after yourselves ffs.
If you want to know why it's a bad idea - drape a couple of sheets of paper over the edge and see what happens. It gets splashed - back out from the toilet. And that splash doesn't stop at the rim - it goes over the floor (and that's often carpet remember), the skirting, the pipework, your shoes.
So, chaps, WHY do you do it? Just sit down and aim in - or learn to wipe up after yourselves ffs.
Quote by foxylady2209
I've never understood why men stand to pee in a toilet. I can understand it for urinals and trees, but why toilets?
If you want to know why it's a bad idea - drape a couple of sheets of paper over the edge and see what happens. It gets splashed - back out from the toilet. And that splash doesn't stop at the rim - it goes over the floor (and that's often carpet remember), the skirting, the pipework, your shoes.
So, chaps, WHY do you do it? Just sit down and aim in - or learn to wipe up after yourselves ffs.
I couldnt agree more foxy well said
Quote by foxylady2209
I've never understood why men stand to pee in a toilet. I can understand it for urinals and trees, but why toilets?
If you want to know why it's a bad idea - drape a couple of sheets of paper over the edge and see what happens. It gets splashed - back out from the toilet. And that splash doesn't stop at the rim - it goes over the floor (and that's often carpet remember), the skirting, the pipework, your shoes.
So, chaps, WHY do you do it? Just sit down and aim in - or learn to wipe up after yourselves ffs.
An excuse to manhandle the meat?
Quote by winchwench
I've never understood why men stand to pee in a toilet. I can understand it for urinals and trees, but why toilets?
If you want to know why it's a bad idea - drape a couple of sheets of paper over the edge and see what happens. It gets splashed - back out from the toilet. And that splash doesn't stop at the rim - it goes over the floor (and that's often carpet remember), the skirting, the pipework, your shoes.
So, chaps, WHY do you do it? Just sit down and aim in - or learn to wipe up after yourselves ffs.
An excuse to manhandle the meat?
If you have a foreskin, you can play wee roulette. You can never be quite sure in what direction the wee will go till you start weeing it.....hours of fun
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Quote by Stormwalker
I've never understood why men stand to pee in a toilet. I can understand it for urinals and trees, but why toilets?
If you want to know why it's a bad idea - drape a couple of sheets of paper over the edge and see what happens. It gets splashed - back out from the toilet. And that splash doesn't stop at the rim - it goes over the floor (and that's often carpet remember), the skirting, the pipework, your shoes.
So, chaps, WHY do you do it? Just sit down and aim in - or learn to wipe up after yourselves ffs.
An excuse to manhandle the meat?
If you have a foreskin, you can play wee roulette. You can never be quite sure in what direction the wee will go till you start weeing it.....hours of fun
Followed by someone else getting to play the 'where is that smell coming from?' game. LOL.
Quote by foxylady2209
I've never understood why men stand to pee in a toilet. I can understand it for urinals and trees, but why toilets?
I'm never a spitter always a sitter! :giggle:
But please riddle me this...
As the ladies sit down for No.1's why-o-why-o-why do theyleave a lil bit o widdle on the front of the seat???! :doh:
