Years ago, when I lived in Yorkshire (Funny people there anyway!!) after a game of footy, one of the lads could be seen clearly through the frosted window of the loo at the side of the pitch, after (for want of a better phrase) 'taking a dump', standing up to wipe his arse.
I laughed my nuts off until one of the other guys in the team (Also a Tyke!!!) said 'What's so funny about THAT!' Followed one by one by most of the rest of the team.
Well, in Lancashire (At least as far as I know), we sit down to do it.
Does anyone else 'stand up' in this situation?
I've been 15 years pondering this one!! (Ok, ok, I really need to get out more, I know!!)
DP
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How do YOU wipe your arse??????
Sex God
It depends what type of toilet it is.
Having travelled abroad a fair bit, there are some strange toilets out there!!
Try it on a train in India, the train is rocking side to side speeding along the tracks, and the toilet is one of those with 2 feet pads and a hole in the ground!! a good aim is required! :lol:
Having travelled abroad a fair bit, there are some strange toilets out there!!
Try it on a train in India, the train is rocking side to side speeding along the tracks, and the toilet is one of those with 2 feet pads and a hole in the ground!! a good aim is required! :lol:
Sex God
I do it privately :smug:
dek usually sits down to pee as well
dek usually sits down to pee as well
Sex God
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Mornin Tan you sexy thing you xx
Morning x
Sex God
sit 
Sex God
Quote by Drnwalls
I notice no one is actually answering the question, lol.
I'm not looking for full and graphic details (Euuugh!!) just "Stand" or "Sit", haha.
(That's "SIT" btw, lol)
Do you blame us??
Sex God
Being easily influenced by advertising, i wipe my arse with a small labrador puppy 
Quote by Sarah
I notice no one is actually answering the question, lol.
I'm not looking for full and graphic details (Euuugh!!) just "Stand" or "Sit", haha.
(That's "SIT" btw, lol)
Do you blame us??
No, I suppose not, haha, but it was supposed to be a sort of serious question, borne out of a long standing feeling that I was the wierd one for sitting down, lol.
Maybe I should do it as a poll, lol??
Erm, nah!!!
DP
Sex God
This thread sure cleans up in the race to be the shittiest thread :lol2:
Ok Ok......I'll get my coat
Ok Ok......I'll get my coat
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
Being easily influenced by advertising, i wipe my arse with a small labrador puppy
I love you.
I've yet to see any physical demonstrations of that, i been waiting for far too long for some Winchylovin :rascal:
LOL!!! that's bought back some memories! I remember in India, balancing, aiming and then seeing a rat run through my legs!!
Quote by Sarah
It depends what type of toilet it is.
Having travelled abroad a fair bit, there are some strange toilets out there!!
Try it on a train in India, the train is rocking side to side speeding along the tracks, and the toilet is one of those with 2 feet pads and a hole in the ground!! a good aim is required! :lol:
Sex God
Quote by Bjlips2008
LOL!!! that's bought back some memories! I remember in India, balancing, aiming and then seeing a rat run through my legs!!
It depends what type of toilet it is.
Having travelled abroad a fair bit, there are some strange toilets out there!!
Try it on a train in India, the train is rocking side to side speeding along the tracks, and the toilet is one of those with 2 feet pads and a hole in the ground!! a good aim is required! :lol:
I remember going into one of those in Paris. I pulled the door closed and the handle came off and rattled down the hole! :shock:
I skitaddled while da management decided how they were going to fish it out.
.
Sex God
........ With toilet roll 
Quote by Bjlips2008
LOL!!! that's bought back some memories! I remember in India, balancing, aiming and then seeing a rat run through my legs!!
It depends what type of toilet it is.
Having travelled abroad a fair bit, there are some strange toilets out there!!
Try it on a train in India, the train is rocking side to side speeding along the tracks, and the toilet is one of those with 2 feet pads and a hole in the ground!! a good aim is required! :lol:
did ya see the pig toilets?
:? :? :? 
Sex God
I use 3 pieces of toilet paper....
1 to wipe forwards...
1 to wipe back....
and 1 to polish.
HTH.
;)
1 to wipe forwards...
1 to wipe back....
and 1 to polish.
HTH.
;)
Sex God
Quote by __random_orbit__
I only use my arse in polite conversation.
No need to wipe
lp
May i ask what that is sticking out the bottom of your skirt...between ur legs?
Sex God
Quote by __random_orbit__
I only use my arse in polite conversation.
No need to wipe
lp
May i ask what that is sticking out the bottom of your skirt...between ur legs?
the toe of the other boot.
I hadn't been talking excessively before the shot
lp
Wot?
Warming the Bed
I always sit down but only 'cause mrs always insists on leaving the bloody seat down.
Quote by duncanlondon
Ladies wipe away from the vagina, so they do the hand behind the arse reach. The forward reach is used for wiping the vagina.
Blokes generally do the forward reach and mostly wipe upwards and out.
Do you fold the paper or bunch it?
No, no, no, LM (by now very clean) AO!!!!
Your missing the point, and providing TMI !!!! He he.
Read my initial question, it's about do you remain seated, or stand up, lol.
Oh, I give up. I wished I had never asked the stupid question now, lol.
Those Yorkshire folk have a lot to answer for!!!!
Master of Sex
Not only do the Japanese have loos which play jets of warm water and then warm air over your bits; they also play music to hide any exotic sounds that might occur. I've never found out if they use tubas in the music.
Rabelais, a 16th Century French writer has his characters conduct a scientific testing of the best materials for the job of cleaning. Their winner was a goose's neck.
As to delicacy and good manners, I was always taught to get out of the bath to pee.
Rabelais, a 16th Century French writer has his characters conduct a scientific testing of the best materials for the job of cleaning. Their winner was a goose's neck.
As to delicacy and good manners, I was always taught to get out of the bath to pee.
