How does phone sex work...?

5 Oct 2006

Quote by redangel
I have a lot of people from this site on msn, and have quite erotic msn sex. Considering I've only had msn installed for about 4 months, I don't think I'm that bad!!!!
But I just cannot do phone sex, I burst into giggles, or go totally off topic, i.e
him - 'what are you wearing now?'
me - 'pink thong, with lace detail.......got them from xxxxxx, only , they are very nice, I was thinking of buying the matching bra, but didnt really like it, do you think I should?' etc etc etc.
By this time the dog needs the loo, he's lost what ever general hornyness he had, and I'm thinking of my next shopping trip!!!!
But it only ever happens with phone sex!!! Never text or msn!!!!

Well that should get even more people MSNing you redangel!!! :inlove:
You're going to be a busy lady I reckon.
If you have room for one more then please let me know.
I've had MSN for over a year but I still feel I need more practice!!! rotflmao

9 Oct 2006

Bit of a downer though if your partner is a slow typer!!
Or can't spell "Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Urr! Urr! Urr! Uuuurrrggghhh!!!"
And obviously be careful with the keyboard!! :wanker:

Slow typers are painful, you need pace and quick one liners
As for the keyboard comment, he he, for us girls it's the chair getting messy!!! he he
pink x

9 Oct 2006

But I just cannot do phone sex, I burst into giggles, or go totally off topic, i.e
him - 'what are you wearing now?'
me - 'pink thong, with lace detail.......got them from xxxxxx, only , they are very nice, I was thinking of buying the matching bra, but didnt really like it, do you think I should?' etc etc etc.
By this time the dog needs the loo, he's lost what ever general hornyness he had, and I'm thinking of my next shopping trip!!!!
But it only ever happens with phone sex!!! Never text or msn!!!!

Redangel
Know what you mean phone sex is more embarrasing, MSN is easier to think about things and not say purile things! Also the first time you cum loudly is strange thinking of the person the other end listening intently - did I sound like I was murdering the cat??? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: My phone sex buddy is awesome but we've only just started really and get more confortable with each session. lol

pink x

11 Oct 2006

Quote by blueandpink
But I just cannot do phone sex, I burst into giggles, or go totally off topic, i.e
him - 'what are you wearing now?'
me - 'pink thong, with lace detail.......got them from xxxxxx, only , they are very nice, I was thinking of buying the matching bra, but didnt really like it, do you think I should?' etc etc etc.
By this time the dog needs the loo, he's lost what ever general hornyness he had, and I'm thinking of my next shopping trip!!!!
But it only ever happens with phone sex!!! Never text or msn!!!!
Redangel

Know what you mean phone sex is more embarrasing, MSN is easier to think about things and not say purile things! Also the first time you cum loudly is strange thinking of the person the other end listening intently - did I sound like I was murdering the cat??? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: My phone sex buddy is awesome but we've only just started really and get more confortable with each session. lol

pink x
Had my first 'proper' experience of phone sex last night!!!
Well, it was more of MSN sex and phone orgasm!!!
After a little foreplay and some vigorous MSN build up we moved into the bedroom and slid between the sheets of a nice, warm O2 connection.
Within minutes my partners rabbit had accomplished what wasn't possible on her kitchen chair and the screams of ecstasy were incredible to listen too over the phone.
I felt a bit of a fraud 'cos I didn't actually have to say much while I was on the phone 'cos all my 'hard' work had been done on MSN but I just lay there intently listening to the moaning & groaning building to an ear-splitting crescendo!!!
I wondered if her neighbours were awake?!!! But they probably were after!!!
The only down side with phone sex is there is no afterglow!!! Bit of a lonely period directly after you've said your 'Goodbyes' and hung up. I always like a bit of a kiss & cuddle after!!!

12 Oct 2006

I know this is an old thread but I thought I'd share a different version of phone sex a girlfriend & i used to get up to a long while ago.
She would ring her Mum, Aunt, best friend (my favourite!!!!) or on one occasion my best mate then whilst she was chatting normally I undressed her and then fucked her. It was really horny seeing what I could do whilst she pretended normality and seeing how she made her excuses and hung up when it all got too much! No idea if anyone knew what we were up to although I think her best friend had an inkling, although g/f could easily have told her - they were very close!!
Don't know if that is phone exhibtionism rather than phone sex really, but I used to enjoy it BIG TIME - as did g/f.

14 Oct 2006

Oh that's such a wonderful idea!

14 Oct 2006

Well as I dont meet phone sex to me is the BOLLOX!! xx well it can be depending on who its being done with - the best is when 2 other people are having sex and your telling them what to do - so ive heard (nudge nudge wink wink) xx and yes it is as pleasurable for a gal to hear a guy cum ooooooohhhhh yes it is !!!. Its even more exciting when you dont know the person your talking to - god im sounding proper down right slutty now me thinks, and on that note ill end
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14 Oct 2006

ha ha how funny!

15 Oct 2006

I cant wait to see N again !!

17 Oct 2006

hello C

17 Oct 2006

I'm just embarking on a phone sex/ dirty text relationship, and so far I feel like a bit of a tit as he talks and I just moan! redface

And I put so much effort into a dirty text to him, and he replied asking me to make the next one dirtier. Now I'm stressing because I don't think I can be dirty enough! A bit off topic, sorry!

17 Oct 2006

Quote by petal24
I'm just embarking on a phone sex/ dirty text relationship, and so far I feel like a bit of a tit as he talks and I just moan!

Well, just metaphorically push him back onto the bed and tell him 'To shut the fuck up' and then proceed to tell him what you'd do to him.

Quote by petal24
And I put so much effort into a dirty text to him, and he replied asking me to make the next one dirtier. Now I'm stressing because I don't think I can be dirty enough! A bit off topic, sorry!

And the lessons to be learnt here are 'Always leave them wanting more'. 'Don't hit him with your big guns first'. 'Keep your powder dry for later'.
But then again if he's said "Make the next text dirtier" then just tell the ungrateful fucker where to go!!!
And finally, if you really need some more practice then my number is 077... rotflmao

!!!!!!!!!

18 Oct 2006

Well, just metaphorically push him back onto the bed and tell him 'To shut the fuck up' and then proceed to tell him what you'd do to him.

Fantastic - take control and be as dirty as you feel comfortable, Littleme is right build up the tension first, flirting, teasing etc, this is great to do with lots of very quick one liners on MSN, then perhaps move to phone when you are both really turned on.
My last phone sex session was me alone on my sofa, him in a car park of a pub while out with mates, it continued with texts all evening as well - very very horny. lol

pink x

18 Oct 2006

And finally, if you really need some more practice then my number is 077... !!!!!!!!!

sorry didn't catch that..... :notes:
pink x

18 Oct 2006

hello Chas!
well I'd like to report that I've dipped a toe into the muddy waters of phone sex.....and
rather enjoyed it!
In a car park, daytime, with Chas.....and a stranger on the end of a phone!!!....absolutely lovely!
I'm still a little surprised at myself...
And i think we were seen....ooops!!
x

Well done that girl!!!!! fab fun isn't it. They'll be no stopping you now...
pink x

18 Oct 2006

I can't talk dirty no matter how I try. I just get a fit of the giggles and feel silly redface

I've got a very dirty mind though :twisted: and I love to write erotic stories and send saucy texts :notes:

18 Oct 2006

What's Phone sex ?
anything like this ?

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- I'll get me coat :bolt:

18 Oct 2006

Quote by Scandal
How does the whole phone sex idea work..?

If it's straight sex you're talking about it's fairly simple.
All you need is a blue phone with a male adaptor and a pink phone with a female adaptor (available from BT).
Place them close together in a warm room. Put some "hold" music on, Greenfields or Hangin on the Telephone. Dim the lights and leave them alone with some credit so as not to embarras them.
When you hear the ringing followed by the engaged tone you know they're getting it on ;)
if you come back and find it's all hands free they've been being a bit more adventurous ;)

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Actually laughing out loud, alone in my living room. Thank you Scandal biggrin