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How does phone sex work...?

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Hope this topic is in thr right place...I'm not suggesting a time/place, just want to find out a bit more!
How does the whole phone sex idea work..?
Any help appreciated!
Phone sex 2006:
Press 1 for a hand job..........
lol
Well you put the phone on vibrate and sit on it lol :lol: :lol:
Well... I have been know to partake in a spot of phone sex now and again! :rascal:
I have had phone sex with my girlfriend when we have been apart, it usually starts with a filrty conversation and ends up in us both having an orgasm.
I've had phone sex with a woman who was receiving oral sex from her husband, I still carried on talking to her after she had reached orgasm and the husband began f*cking her.
An ex-girlfriend and I used to have a pretty regular chat session with a guy. My gf would pick up the phone in one room and I would pick up the extension in another room so we couldn't see each other - made for great role-playing games.
It's also nice if you don't have a microphone on your cam to phone each other and watch at the same time.
I think I went off on one a bit there - I'm sure you get my drift though! lol
I've had phone sex with both men and women. It can be very exciting. It's also exciting to remember and fantasise about it later.
x x x
Ok, so it makes sense so far........
Does being put on hold by talk talk while receiving a blow job count as phone sex confused
This is an incredibly erotic thread.
Mollie x x x
Quote by Kiss
I've had phone sex with a woman who was receiving oral sex from her husband, I still carried on talking to her after she had reached orgasm and the husband began f*cking her.

How horny is THAT :twisted:
Sounds like all things are both probable and possible!
is it better on BT or NTL rolleyes
i keep takin my phone out for a drink but we havent progresed onto anything physical yet. i have had my phone for three years now, do you think i am wasting my time
I had phone sex today with a guy - have n't met him (yet) - he works at a skip yard and I rang a few weeks ago to order a skip for our company. When he said something about taking details he then made a rude joke and I took the lead and so on and so on and he said could he call me so I said yes, bla bla bla.
He rang a few times then today he rang while i was at home and he asked if I was playing with myself - i said yes. then told him about my rabbit. he told me to use it and wanted to listen - he then started to play with himself and finally came - I had about 7 orgasms this end and ended in me almost putting the phone inside me (small mobile!).
Also had phone sex last week with a guy - who talked so dirty about what he is gonna do to me and we both came either end...........
love it and am doing it again tomorrow with the skip man.
Nell
Quote by Nellfemale
I had phone sex today with a guy - have n't met him (yet) - he works at a skip yard and I rang a few weeks ago to order a skip for our company. When he said something about taking details he then made a rude joke and I took the lead and so on and so on and he said could he call me so I said yes, bla bla bla.
He rang a few times then today he rang while i was at home and he asked if I was playing with myself - i said yes. then told him about my rabbit. he told me to use it and wanted to listen - he then started to play with himself and finally came - I had about 7 orgasms this end and ended in me almost putting the phone inside me (small mobile!).
Also had phone sex last week with a guy - who talked so dirty about what he is gonna do to me and we both came either end...........
love it and am doing it again tomorrow with the skip man.
Nell

Welcome to the forums.... and your number is?? lol :lol: (Only Kidding only Kidding)
Got to be the best first reply/post I have ever read.....
Mike x
you can phone me anytime nicki :smug: just dont reverse the charges lol :lol:
seriously it can be incredibly erotic to listen to a gal pleasing herself,i presume the reverse can be said you should place an ad nicki :twisted: i,m sure chris would love it :idea:
I don't really like phone sex, maybe because I'm not comfortable speaking like that though I have to admit to getting pretty horny from some texts I received a short while back redface
not something ive done a lot of apart from with dek, in my days of meeting (quite a few single males) when he was working away alot he used to phone me afterwards and id tel him what i had been wearing what we had done how many times etc etc while we were playing with our selves usually ended in orgasm from both of us only trouble was it would make me even more horny and id have to find myself more single males to help out, it does,nt happen as often now because hes home a lot more and i dont meet single males anymore but to anyone who wanting to try just give it a go like all the other things we try you will like it or you wont,
also fun while some poor unknowing person (friends family etc) chatting on the phone to you about the weather or shopping etc etc while you have a head or cock between your legs
Quote by dekntan
also fun while some poor unknowing person (friends family etc) chatting on the phone to you about the weather or shopping etc etc while you have a head or cock between your legs

smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: will you stobbit, i'm sposed to be working here fgs.
every time the phone rings i get a 'reaction' now rolleyes
Quote by Pete_sw
also fun while some poor unknowing person (friends family etc) chatting on the phone to you about the weather or shopping etc etc while you have a head or cock between your legs

smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: will you stobbit, i'm sposed to be working here fgs.
every time the phone rings i get a 'reaction' now rolleyes
Sassy quickly dials Pete's number then hangs up innocent
Quote by Sassy-Seren
also fun while some poor unknowing person (friends family etc) chatting on the phone to you about the weather or shopping etc etc while you have a head or cock between your legs

smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: will you stobbit, i'm sposed to be working here fgs.
every time the phone rings i get a 'reaction' now rolleyes
Sassy quickly dials Pete's number then hangs up innocent
noooooooooooooooo, dial away, just dont hang up ffs :lol2:
I have had some fabuous phone sex sessions this past weekend, Blue was away and agreed for me to have MSN/phone sex with a gorgeous guy from this site (that's got you all guessing now...YOU know who you are gorgeous man). Blue tasked me with having a number of argasms over the weekend which I have to say I exceeded by 20%.
No 5 was in the garden of my best friends house with a house full of girlfirends, no 8 was in the bath 3 minutes before I heard the key in the door....great weekend and a fab time afterwards with Blue telling him all about it and getting even hornier....
I LOVE phone sex wink Try MSN sex first then move on to phone sex when you get to know the person, makes it far hornier and more comfortable.
pink x
Quote by blueandpink
I LOVE phone sex wink Try MSN sex first then move on to phone sex when you get to know the person, makes it far hornier and more comfortable.
pink x

I totally agree. MSN sex is fun, possibly more descriptive & you have slightly longer to use your imagination & compile your next comment before you type it.
Bit of a downer though if your partner is a slow typer!!
Or can't spell "Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Urr! Urr! Urr! Uuuurrrggghhh!!!" rotflmao
And obviously be careful with the keyboard!! :wanker:
Quote by markr
i keep takin my phone out for a drink but we havent progresed onto anything physical yet. i have had my phone for three years now, do you think i am wasting my time

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Thanks for that, now I got the giggles ;)
Minx x x
Quote by Pete_sw
also fun while some poor unknowing person (friends family etc) chatting on the phone to you about the weather or shopping etc etc while you have a head or cock between your legs

smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: will you stobbit, i'm sposed to be working here fgs.
every time the phone rings i get a 'reaction' now rolleyes
Sassy quickly dials Pete's number then hangs up innocent
noooooooooooooooo, dial away, just dont hang up ffs :lol2:#
glad to see that one caused a reaction lol biggrin :D
Quote by chashoniton
Ah.... yes I couldn't decide how I felt having phone sex with someone who was a complete stranger......
i think I do like the idea of having some idea of who it is on the other end of the phone, but also like the annonymity too.
God i'm hard to please............
x

hence the idea of an avert hun,that way you get a little taste of whats to come :thrilled:
I have a lot of people from this site on msn, and have quite erotic msn sex. Considering I've only had msn installed for about 4 months, I don't think I'm that bad!!!!
But I just cannot do phone sex, I burst into giggles, or go totally off topic, i.e
him - 'what are you wearing now?'
me - 'pink thong, with lace detail.......got them from xxxxxx, only , they are very nice, I was thinking of buying the matching bra, but didnt really like it, do you think I should?' etc etc etc.
By this time the dog needs the loo, he's lost what ever general hornyness he had, and I'm thinking of my next shopping trip!!!!
But it only ever happens with phone sex!!! Never text or msn!!!!
I have a lot of people from this site on msn, and have quite erotic msn sex. Considering I've only had msn installed for about 4 months, I don't think I'm that bad!!!!
But I just cannot do phone sex, I burst into giggles, or go totally off topic, i.e
him - 'what are you wearing now?'
me - 'pink thong, with lace detail.......got them from xxxxxx, only , they are very nice, I was thinking of buying the matching bra, but didnt really like it, do you think I should?' etc etc etc.
By this time the dog needs the loo, he's lost what ever general hornyness he had, and I'm thinking of my next shopping trip!!!!
But it only ever happens with phone sex!!! Never text or msn!!!!