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Quote by dambuster
redfacesurprisedops::oops::oops::oops:
93.
That puts me close behind redstilletto :twisted:

wink .............just were i like me men................
apparently 77% of men in my age group got a lower score. Thank god i dont go for men in my age group!!!!
Quote by redstilletto
redfacesurprisedops::oops::oops::oops:
93.
That puts me close behind redstilletto :twisted:

wink .............just were i like me men................
I've just had a look, I'm sort of between you and Clare.
Now there's a thought, I'll take with me :twisted:
" The good fuck"
You are 68 fuckable!
You're about as fuckable as most people, which is not bad. Actually, it's quite healthy! You know how to act and what's appropriate. You know when it's the time and place for what. And people can use that to see you erotically. It's no surprise that you can attract a good number of people. You're what they want! A realistic babe who knows when to get a bit wild! Yeah, I'd fuck you!

so for all thouse who would like a "good fuck" please form a ordally queue to the left
JGL
Quote by JGL
" The good fuck"
You are 68 fuckable!
You're about as fuckable as most people, which is not bad. Actually, it's quite healthy! You know how to act and what's appropriate. You know when it's the time and place for what. And people can use that to see you erotically. It's no surprise that you can attract a good number of people. You're what they want! A realistic babe who knows when to get a bit wild! Yeah, I'd fuck you!

so for all thouse who would like a "good fuck" please form a ordally queue to the left
JGL
me first
me first
yes dambuster over there on the right ..................thats what jgl said ............. :twisted:
Quote by redstilletto
" The good fuck"
You are 68 fuckable!
You're about as fuckable as most people, which is not bad. Actually, it's quite healthy! You know how to act and what's appropriate. You know when it's the time and place for what. And people can use that to see you erotically. It's no surprise that you can attract a good number of people. You're what they want! A realistic babe who knows when to get a bit wild! Yeah, I'd fuck you!

so for all thouse who would like a "good fuck" please form a ordally queue to the left
JGL
me first
me first
yes dambuster over there on the right ..................thats what jgl said ............. :twisted:
smile :) :) :) :)
all men can queue up on the right, thus being the queue for the 96 bus and not me!!! :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by redstilletto
yes dambuster over there on the right ..................thats what jgl said ............. :twisted:

left ? right ? i dunno
you know if there's a choice of two; i'll take the wrong one ??????
Quote by dambuster

yes dambuster over there on the right ..................thats what jgl said ............. :twisted:

left ? right ? i dunno
you know if there's a choice of two; i'll take the wrong one ??????
left right ......right left
i know to much for a old fart to cope with
makes the old brain hurt dont it
:twisted:
89 !!
Not bad for someone a smidgen over 40!!! redface
Mal
cool
PS "Of the users who took the test and are male and in your age group, 92% scored lower than you."
Quote by Dawn_Mids
68 dunno
Dawn :silly:

you matched me! so we are both a good hump wink
Quote by JGL
68 dunno
Dawn :silly:

you matched me! so we are both a good hump wink
:gagged:
:giggle:
" The good fuck"
You are 72 fuckable!
You're about as fuckable as most people, which is not bad. Actually, it's quite healthy! You know how to act and what's appropriate. You know when it's the time and place for what. And people can use that to see you erotically. It's no surprise that you can attract a good number of people. You're what they want! A realistic babe who knows when to get a bit wild! Yeah, I'd fuck you!
I'm quite pleased with that actually - i've never thought of myself as fuckable before, never thought anyone else has really either, lol!!
Actually - SS and Babe47??? any opinions on that one??? :shock:
Quote by redstilletto
left right ......right left
i know to much for a old fart to cope with
makes the old brain hurt dont it
:twisted:

Yeah it do.
But it's the front, back . . . back,front that does it. Make my back ache
" The Punching bag"
You are 76 fuckable!
Yeah, you're fuckable. Probably fucked, too. You can be so wild sometimes that you may even be, well, how should I put this nicely, easy. Wild and kinky is good, but you should lean to use it in maderation. Hold out a bit when it comes to having sex with a new person. You don't have to let it all hang out! Sure, people want you, but it's probably because they know they could have you. It's ok to play hard-to-get once and a while. In fact, it makes you even sexier!
well, thats my score, make of it what you will (to be honest..i'm pleased as punch biggrin )
Quote by Dawn_Mids
68 dunno
Dawn :silly:

You are 3% more fuckable than me then Dawn!"!!!!!!!!
Think I failed miserably with 65% redface
Lowest score yet!!!!!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Helen
i got 72 ???????? is that good :doh: .who cares :moon: . keep on swinging :swingingchair:
I'm the punching bag......got 82 fuckable!!
Quote by heandtr
68 dunno
Dawn :silly:

You are 3% more fuckable than me then Dawn!"!!!!!!!!
Think I failed miserably with 65% redface
Lowest score yet!!!!!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Helen
Hmmm you need to improve your score Helen.
If you need to borrow some numbers,
I'd give you one wink
Ian
Quote by Ian_Mids
68 dunno
Dawn :silly:

You are 3% more fuckable than me then Dawn!"!!!!!!!!
Think I failed miserably with 65% redface
Lowest score yet!!!!!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Helen
Hmmm you need to improve your score Helen.
If you need to borrow some numbers,
I'd give you one wink
Ian
Just one Ian confused ....I think I need more than one to make a difference....dont u??? :dunno:
But hey....it is a good start so .... passionkiss thanks
:rotflmao:
Helen
Quote by heandtr
68 dunno
Dawn :silly:

You are 3% more fuckable than me then Dawn!"!!!!!!!!
Think I failed miserably with 65% redface
Lowest score yet!!!!!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Helen
Hmmm you need to improve your score Helen.
If you need to borrow some numbers,
I'd give you one wink
Ian
Just one Ian confused ....I think I need more than one to make a difference....dont u??? :dunno:
But hey....it is a good start so .... passionkiss thanks
:rotflmao:
Helen
He only has one to spare Helen, you should see his score :rotflmao:
Come on Ian - own up lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Dawn :silly:
*wonders why she is laughing at a poor score when she's been shagging Ian for 21 years rolleyes
Quote by Dawn_Mids
He only has one to spare Helen, you should see his score rotflmao
Come on Ian - own up lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Dawn :silly:

Ok I've decided I'm the one that needs help now.
" The good fuck"
You are 54 fuckable!
But at least I'm brave enough to take the title of the worst fuck ever known on Swinging Heaven.
Ian
oh my god..........they said im easy lolololol how true can that be ???? innocent hump
" The Punching bag"
You are 83 fuckable!
Yeah, you're fuckable. Probably fucked, too. You can be so wild sometimes that you may even be, well, how should I put this nicely, easy. Wild and kinky is good, but you should lean to use it in maderation. Hold out a bit when it comes to having sex with a new person. You don't have to let it all hang out! Sure, people want you, but it's probably because they know they could have you. It's ok to play hard-to-get once and a while. In fact, it makes you even sexier!
" The Punching bag"
You are 83 fuckable!
Should I be redface about this?
Cos I'm not!!!! :twisted: :twisted:
I'll sit on your bench Ian biggrin .........
" The good fuck"
You are 57 fuckable!
confused :? :? :? :? :? :?
Misschief - beginning to come across as more frigid than the bargain fridge at fridges 'r' us :?
" The Punching bag"
You are 94 fuckable!
Yeah, you're fuckable. Probably fucked, too. You can be so wild sometimes that you may even be, well, how should I put this nicely, easy. Wild and kinky is good, but you should lean to use it in maderation. Hold out a bit when it comes to having sex with a new person. You don't have to let it all hang out! Sure, people want you, but it's probably because they know they could have you. It's ok to play hard-to-get once and a while. In fact, it makes you even sexier!
WELL TO BE HONEST I AM NOT SURPRISED LOL LOL XX
hump :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump:
Quote by Ian_Mids

He only has one to spare Helen, you should see his score rotflmao
Come on Ian - own up lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Dawn :silly:

Ok I've decided I'm the one that needs help now.
" The good fuck"
You are 54 fuckable!
But at least I'm brave enough to take the title of the worst fuck ever known on Swinging Heaven.
Ian
Bloody hell ........thats 119% fuckable between us then Ian
:thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled:
If we stick together we will be top fuck!!!!!!!!!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Helen..xx
Bloody hell..... Trev is 79!
14 more than me? dunno
Not sure the test is accurate!!!!!!
:dunno:
Helen
Quote by heandtr
Bloody hell ........thats 119% fuckable between us then Ian
:thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled:
If we stick together we will be top fuck!!!!!!!!!
Helen..xx

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
wooo hooo, can i go on top.
that way if anybody happens to see us hump
i'll get all the fuckability points.
Ian xxx
Quote by Ian_Mids

Bloody hell ........thats 119% fuckable between us then Ian
:thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled:
If we stick together we will be top fuck!!!!!!!!!
Helen..xx

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
wooo hooo, can i go on top.
that way if anybody happens to see us hump
i'll get all the fuckability points.
Ian xxx
Take it in turns Ian....... :censored:
We both need all the help we can get!!!!!!
Helen
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: