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I just pulled up on the front of my house and realised I needed to get some ciggies. There is a shop no more than 11 doors away from my house - so it is not exactly a long distance trek, but it was raining (I say in my defence). Now I am sat in the car looking at my umbrella (which I keep in the car for situations just like this) and thinking about how much trouble it will be to dry out the brolley and put it back in the car.
So I put the key back in the ignition and drive the 300ft to the shop.
Now I am wondering ... what is the laziest thing I do confused
What about you?
How about me ringing my son to make the coffee.
Nothing wrong with that I hear you say lol
Well I am upstairs in my computer room and he is downstairs watching TV.
Phredd
I text downstairs often to ask someone to fetch something upstairs for me.
My excuse is I need to use the 300 free text I had this month innocent
Quote by PoloLady
I just pulled up on the front of my house and realised I needed to get some ciggies. There is a shop no more than 11 doors away from my house - so it is not exactly a long distance trek, but it was raining (I say in my defence). Now I am sat in the car looking at my umbrella (which I keep in the car for situations just like this) and thinking about how much trouble it will be to dry out the brolley and put it back in the car.
So I put the key back in the ignition and drive the 300ft to the shop.
Now I am wondering ... what is the laziest thing I do confused
What about you?
Quote by varca
Now there's serendipity for you lol.... just thought the exact same thought! Could walk to Sainsbugs to get some cigs... 5 mins max but it's persistantly raining here too!! So what am I going to do?.... get a stop and return taxi!! Good job they know me!! redface

..........and the link here is lady smokers.
Us non-smoking chaps wouldn't even consider doing anything THIS lazy!!! rotflmao
Quote by littlemee
Us non-smoking chaps wouldn't even consider doing anything THIS lazy!!! rotflmao

I don't know - I have done some non-smoking chaps and they seemed quite up for it confused
Quote by PoloLady
I just pulled up on the front of my house and realised I needed to get some ciggies. There is a shop no more than 11 doors away from my house - so it is not exactly a long distance trek, but it was raining (I say in my defence). Now I am sat in the car looking at my umbrella (which I keep in the car for situations just like this) and thinking about how much trouble it will be to dry out the brolley and put it back in the car.
So I put the key back in the ignition and drive the 300ft to the shop.
Now I am wondering ... what is the laziest thing I do confused
What about you?

i was having sex with someone and it was late at night after a long day and half way though i thought...should i finish in a blaze of glory or should i fall asleep........i fell asleep...how lazy is that... and she knows who it was !!! hahahah
RWL
xx
Quote by redwine_lover
... and she knows who it was !!! hahahah

You say that bit as if they normally don't know it is you lol :lol: :lol:
You lazy buggers!! :shock:
Quote by redwine_lover
I just pulled up on the front of my house and realised I needed to get some ciggies. There is a shop no more than 11 doors away from my house - so it is not exactly a long distance trek, but it was raining (I say in my defence). Now I am sat in the car looking at my umbrella (which I keep in the car for situations just like this) and thinking about how much trouble it will be to dry out the brolley and put it back in the car.
So I put the key back in the ignition and drive the 300ft to the shop.
Now I am wondering ... what is the laziest thing I do confused
What about you?

i was having sex with someone and it was late at night after a long day and half way though i thought...should i finish in a blaze of glory or should i fall asleep........i fell asleep...how lazy is that... and she knows who it was !!! hahahah
RWL
xx
???
are you sure it was tiredness and not boredom :?:
Quote by Medic_1
I just pulled up on the front of my house and realised I needed to get some ciggies. There is a shop no more than 11 doors away from my house - so it is not exactly a long distance trek, but it was raining (I say in my defence). Now I am sat in the car looking at my umbrella (which I keep in the car for situations just like this) and thinking about how much trouble it will be to dry out the brolley and put it back in the car.
So I put the key back in the ignition and drive the 300ft to the shop.
Now I am wondering ... what is the laziest thing I do confused
What about you?

i was having sex with someone and it was late at night after a long day and half way though i thought...should i finish in a blaze of glory or should i fall asleep........i fell asleep...how lazy is that... and she knows who it was !!! hahahah
RWL
xx
???
are you sure it was tiredness and not boredom :?:
was tiredness and large quantity of red wine lol..
Chris will kill be when he looks at this but he once drove up to a post box to put a letter in when he was about 17 and hit the post box with his car being lazy is more hassle than its worth.
Molly xx
Quote by varca
You lazy buggers!! :shock:

Hangs her head with shame redface
lol
I'm really trying to think of something that is as lazy... I must have done at some point, I just can't recall.
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lol
I'm really trying to think of something that is as lazy... I must have done at some point, I just can't recall.

I'd like to think of something really lazy that I've done........but I'm just too lazy to be bothered. :lol:
indeed...can't be arsed!
I'd sign off too...but well...the hassle and all that...
ho-hum :sleeping:
I really must hoover, The spiders are taking over! lol
I really must hoover, The spiders are taking over! lol
nooo man!
you cant go around willy-nilly vacuuming spiders like that!
it's moyda I tells ya!
a glass, carefully placed over the little eight legged tyke... paper slid underneath... you know the dealll....
feather duster for the webs... sorted.
oh.. hang-on.. this is the lazy thread innit?
shyte... suckumup!
Usually tell the kids - upstairs on their pc's on msn - that their dinner is ready!
I don't do stairs!
Quote by littlemee
lol
I'm really trying to think of something that is as lazy... I must have done at some point, I just can't recall.

I'd like to think of something really lazy that I've done........but I'm just too lazy to be bothered. :lol:
:lol2:
Well I have considered myself lazy at times, but reading this thread makes me realise I'm not!
:P
I gave up having sugar in my coffee because I couldn't be arsed to buy it