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I just thought this was funny. Libra+love and I had just had our hair done for the Essex munch and we were walking down the road to meet up with my husband (knightrider) and as we were walking down trying to fine him he passed us. When we got into the car he was laughing. We asked him what he was laughing at and he said he saw these two sexy looking ladys walking down and was eyeing them up only to find out it was us. He cant belive he eyed up a lady he had been with for 8 years.
I just had to share this with you as it was so funny yet sweet.
lol :lol: :lol:
typical
us blokes can never tell when a woman has had her hair done
Quote by jamnat20032003
lol :lol: :lol:
typical
us blokes can never tell when a woman has had her hair done

I know! Why is that do you think?
Quote by Kit-Off
lol :lol: :lol:
typical
us blokes can never tell when a woman has had her hair done

I know! Why is that do you think?
Probably because that would require us blokes to use our head and be observant confused:
You find one of them, marry him for christ's sake :shock:
Quote by Mikehboy19
lol :lol: :lol:
typical
us blokes can never tell when a woman has had her hair done

I know! Why is that do you think?
Probably because that would require us blokes to use our head and be observant confused:
You find one of them, marry him for christ's sake :shock:
Are you observant then?
Hun, you know he said he was checking out the red-head?
He was actually checking out the blonde wink
Me? Observant? Pffft only on the footy scores :P Or whos holding the tv remote, any new pieces of clothing around the chest area etc etc
Nah i wont reply seriously to that one, do you think I'm an observant one?
Quote by Mikehboy19
Me? Observant? Pffft only on the footy scores :P Or whos holding the tv remote, any new pieces of clothing around the chest area etc etc
Nah i wont reply seriously to that one, do you think I'm an observant one?

That is what I am trying to find out
Quote by Libra+Love
Hun, you know he said he was checking out the red-head?
He was actually checking out the blonde wink

I am a red head, okay from a bottle I know but still I am red. If he wants a blonde then go for it.
Quote by Kit-Off
Me? Observant? Pffft only on the footy scores :P Or whos holding the tv remote, any new pieces of clothing around the chest area etc etc
Nah i wont reply seriously to that one, do you think I'm an observant one?

That is what I am trying to find out
Well if your asking because of the marriage remark, then, NOOOO. I am not observant, just I.. err... notice unusual things? bolt
Quote by Mikehboy19
Me? Observant? Pffft only on the footy scores :P Or whos holding the tv remote, any new pieces of clothing around the chest area etc etc
Nah i wont reply seriously to that one, do you think I'm an observant one?

That is what I am trying to find out
Well if your asking because of the marriage remark, then, NOOOO. I am not observant, just I.. err... notice unusual things? bolt
Oh what a shame. Dont go.
Go? Me? Eh? loon woman
Ye not gonna get rid of my ugly mug that easily, gonna have to try harder than that :sparring:
Quote by Mikehboy19
Go? Me? Eh? loon woman
Ye not gonna get rid of my ugly mug that easily, gonna have to try harder than that :sparring:

I dont want to get rid of you I would love you to stay.
Quote by Kit-Off
lol :lol: :lol:
typical
us blokes can never tell when a woman has had her hair done

I know! Why is that do you think?
so you didn't go for a crew cut No.1 job then? Then maybe he would have noticed smile
Though how come you didn't notice him eyeing you up?!...how come women never notice things like that (or is that just when i'm around sad )
Quote by penfold77
lol :lol: :lol:
typical
us blokes can never tell when a woman has had her hair done

I know! Why is that do you think?
so you didn't go for a crew cut No.1 job then? Then maybe he would have noticed smile
Though how come you didn't notice him eyeing you up?!...how come women never notice things like that (or is that just when i'm around sad )
I have just grown my hair again after having a skin head. My friends once called me GI Jane. I dident notice him looking at me as I was to busy talking. Us women do notice men looking at us most of the time but just choose to pretend we havent
Quote by Kit-Off
I dont want to get rid of you I would love you to stay.

Yeah, sometime in the near future your going to be kicking yourself having said that out loud. Never forget, kit-off had the chance to throw me out on my ass and didnt follow it through.
Luv ya really, am actually wanted :thrilled:
Why is it you women pretend as if you havn't? Well, its obvious sometime when you have a little grin at yourself, but why? And why when you check out a guy do you do it sooo discretely? Yeah some people do notice the quick eyeball glance, or staring through a reflection. Are you afraid we'll go all primape and start humping your leg?
What does ye hair actually look like now?
Quote by Kit-Off
lol :lol: :lol:
typical
us blokes can never tell when a woman has had her hair done

I know! Why is that do you think?
so you didn't go for a crew cut No.1 job then? Then maybe he would have noticed smile
Though how come you didn't notice him eyeing you up?!...how come women never notice things like that (or is that just when i'm around sad )
I have just grown my hair again after having a skin head. My friends once called me GI Jane. I dident notice him looking at me as I was to busy talking. Us women do notice men looking at us most of the time but just choose to pretend we havent
Well that's just not fair! Multi-skilling is yet again demonstrated to be the ultimate aim...
It would be more helpful if you held up some sort of sign - prefferably in huge letters, with co-ordinated lighting effects that told us :)
Quote by Mikehboy19
Why is it you women pretend as if you havn't? Well, its obvious sometime when you have a little grin at yourself, but why? And why when you check out a guy do you do it sooo discretely? Yeah some people do notice the quick eyeball glance, or staring through a reflection. Are you afraid we'll go all primape and start humping your leg?
What does ye hair actually look like now?

My hair is now shoulder length and is red with a few black streecks in it. I pretend not to notice as I am married but when I was single and a man eyed me up in a pub I would go up to him and introduce myself. My husband was my next door neighbour.
That's pretty sweet....the next door neighbour love thing....you could sell your story to ok/hello etc (sorry was your surname Beckham/Rooney smile )..I think i need a lady on my dorstep to fall in love with but as yet not seen one of thm signs with the lights.
Red with black streeks, thats a rare one aint it. Bet you stand out in a croud. Cant picture it myself, but im sure it looks stunning wink
Quote by penfold77
That's pretty sweet....the next door neighbour love thing....you could sell your story to ok/hello etc (sorry was your surname Beckham/Rooney smile )..I think i need a lady on my dorstep to fall in love with but as yet not seen one of thm signs with the lights.

Dont worry love will find you before you even know whats hit you. Dont try to hard and go and introduse your self to new people who move into your area. If shes there you will find her. I took me a year to realize but I got there in the end
Quote by jamnat20032003
lol :lol: :lol:
typical
us blokes can never tell when a woman has had her hair done

A few handy tips: biggrin
1. If you have a joint account, your balance is suddenly 1/2 what is was
2. You don't recognise her on the street (a la Kit-Off)
3. She gets into a mood 2 minutes after meeting up, for no apparent reason
4. She's mysteriously gone for 4 hours in the afternoon
:lol: