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Quote by vodka_babe22uk
look everybody knows us southern lasses are quiet and shy
and the southern lads are just tarts with one of them being the biggest tart of all
voddy xxxxxxxx

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Quote by Eagerslut9
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My arse! rotflmao
Venusxxx
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
look everybody knows us southern lasses are quiet and shy
and the southern lads are just tarts with one of them being the biggest tart of all
voddy xxxxxxxx

Hey speak for yourself.........I have been known to be very vocal when the mood takes me :twisted: wink
Quote by freckledbird
I think we live near to Marcuso and Dambuster but nobody closer than that

Think we were all surprised how close we were to each other on wednesday eh Bev?
There's a few more than me, you and our "restaurant-manager-insulting-friend" live within close driving distance....................lol
Quote by VenusnMars

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My arse! rotflmao
Venusxxx
Ooooooooooooh! Hey, is that an offer?? :shock: :shock:
:grin: :grin: :grin:
hump
passionkiss
Quote by Marcuso
I think we live near to Marcuso and Dambuster but nobody closer than that

Think we were all surprised how close we were to each other on wednesday eh Bev?
There's a few more than me, you and our "restaurant-manager-insulting-friend" live within close driving distance....................lol
Do you mean "sour-faced-restaurant-manager-insulting-friend" ???
Quote by Eagerslut9

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My arse! rotflmao
Venusxxx

Ooooooooooooh! Hey, is that an offer?? :shock: :shock:
:grin: :grin: :grin:
hump
What? Eighty four heads up my arse?!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Look, I maybe ambitious but that is taking the piss even by my standards! :o
Venusxxx
Quote by dambuster
I think we live near to Marcuso and Dambuster but nobody closer than that

Think we were all surprised how close we were to each other on wednesday eh Bev?
There's a few more than me, you and our "restaurant-manager-insulting-friend" live within close driving distance....................lol
Do you mean "sour-faced-restaurant-manager-insulting-friend" ???
Ermmmmmmm............I would never call a lady "sour-faced"....................lol
Quote by VenusnMars

My arse! rotflmao
Venusxxx

Ooooooooooooh! Hey, is that an offer?? :shock: :shock:
:grin: :grin: :grin:
hump
What? Eighty four heads up my arse?!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Look, I maybe ambitious but that is taking the piss even by my standards! surprised
Venusxxx
Well, the way i'd look at it, that would put 84 smiles on your face!!!!! dunno :shock: :shock:
You`re meeting me tomorrow aren`t you?
Would you like to rephrase that arse=face quip? If not, buy insurance.....lots of it! :twisted: wink
Venusxxx
Quote by VenusnMars
You`re meeting me tomorrow aren`t you?
Would you like to rephrase that arse=face quip? If not, buy insurance.....lots of it! :twisted: wink
Venusxxx

I'll beat him into submission!!!!!!
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Quote by VenusnMars
we don`t get mingle as much as we`d like.

I know this is a typo, I just don't know what it's meant to say.
We don't get to mingle as much as we'd like..
or
We don't get minge as much as we'd like. :violin:
Quote by Ice Pie
we don`t get mingle as much as we`d like.

I know this is a typo, I just don't know what it's meant to say.
We don't get to mingle as much as we'd like..
or
We don't get minge as much as we'd like. :violin:
Oh sod off you git! lol
I`m off to bed! :P
(both) :cry:
Venusxxx
Ice Pie you havent got a minge :shock: :shock: :shock: have you..........................
At the vague chance of returning to the point...
No one lives near us. We have to ship 'em in. I have another damn American here at the mo. I think I am collecting them.
Quote by Vix
At the vague chance of returning to the point...
No one lives near us. We have to ship 'em in. I have another damn American here at the mo. I think I am collecting them.

I collect stalkers..... :huh:
Can we swap?
Venusxxx
Quote by Vix
At the vague chance of returning to the point...
No one lives near us. We have to ship 'em in. I have another damn American here at the mo. I think I am collecting them.

Ah, so I guess you worked out your little dilema about telling Reese's long time friend then Vix wink :twisted:
Now go wake the bugger up nicely for a re-enactment of last night.
Oh...and don't forget the pics :wink:
Well we know of one couple that's about 3 minutes drive away but we've never really chatted to them.
Otherwise I guess there are a few about 20 minutes drive away in about 4 different directions! but we don't mind driving to meet people anyway.
The problem we have isn't the distance it's babysitters!!!!!
Ermmmmmmm............I would never call a lady "sour-faced

confused I thought you meant DB when you said sour-faced, was just going to say, no he isn't
Bev
xx
The nearest couple or people are about an hour away from me!
Its things like this that are tipping the scales in my mind about a move back home!
At least then i would be a couple of hours away from folk instead of half a day!
lol
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looks like most people i have met on here live few hours away, have met folks on another site, not to far away. prefere few miles distance saves some folk getting embarrased when you bump into them in tesco wink
Quote by corriefem
Ice Pie you havent got a minge :shock: :shock: :shock: have you..........................

Not lately... you wouldn't let me :cry:
rotflmao
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
you know what they say about quiet ones corrie
ice pie is there something we should know
voddy xx

No voddy. There is something you don't know, but it's definitely not something you should know. :shock:
>saunters off in a shroud of mystery/bullshit*<
* Delete as applicable
Quote by Ice Pie
>saunters off in a shroud of mystery/bullshit*<
* Delete as applicable

Ice ...
This shroud ....does it have your image on???
And ... is it all wispy and floaty and go "oooooooooh" or does it smell and make a deep mooing noise????
Trying to decipher between the shroud of mystery and a shroud of bullshit.
Would be willing to delete the shroud too ........ :twisted:
C xx
Judy! Please don`t post on my threads. If you post on my threads then I might be obliged to answer, and I have been drinking far too much cognac.
Voddy, KcKat and Eagerslut are animals who should not be trusted. They are bad people.
Thankyou in advance for not posting on my thread so I had to post under the influence.
I love you Judy.
Venusxxx
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It all hurts
rolleyes
Which one of you made me poorly? - come on own up who was it???? dunno
Kitty xx
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How`s the flatmate?! lol
Venusxxx
Quote by VenusnMars
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How`s the flatmate?! lol
Venusxxx

He's as bright as a button this morning.....
It's just Mr Slut and I suffering, and just as i thought it couldn't get any worse...............We have to get up and be sociable with family at lunchtime now. evil
Where's the sore head smiley???
Mr Slut too?! rotflmao
He`s a bad man, he said my bathroom reminded him of a layby....all dirty and sleezy....
First time anyone`s become horny using my bathroom :shock: :shock: :shock:
Venusxxx
Quote by VenusnMars
Mr Slut too?! rotflmao
He`s a bad man, he said my bathroom reminded him of a layby....all dirty and sleezy....
First time anyone`s become horny using my bathroom :shock: :shock: :shock:
Venusxxx

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :grin: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek! I um, er.................. redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
Your bathroom REALLY does it for me! Oooooooooooooooooooooh can I come and lurk in it? smile wink :wink: :scared: :scared:
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