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23 Jan 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9
Mr Slut too?!
He`s a bad man, he said my bathroom reminded him of a layby....all dirty and sleezy....
First time anyone`s become horny using my bathroom :shock: :shock: :shock:
Venusxxx

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :grin: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek! I um, er.................. redface

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Your bathroom REALLY does it for me! Oooooooooooooooooooooh can I come and lurk in it? smile

:wink: :scared: :scared:
:twisted: :twisted:
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Anytime hun, athough next time we meet up I might choose a bigger pub, one which can cope with us! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Venusxxx

23 Jan 2005

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Things are coming back to me. :shock: :shock:
You've got a nice alley!
and.....................
we had a police escort home!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: innocent

:whistling:
passionkiss

assionkiss:

23 Jan 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9
we had a police escort home!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :whistling:
assionkiss:

Seriously?!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Or are you referring to what I think you are?! :giggle:
Venusxxx

23 Jan 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Things are coming back to me. :shock: :shock:

Oi!!!!!!!!!! Slutboy. Me too now you come to mention it.
Just as I was about to go to sleep last night you squirted something in my eye and then hit me on the head with a hard object!!!!!
:shock: :shock:

23 Jan 2005

Quote by KcKat
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Things are coming back to me. :shock: :shock:

Oi!!!!!!!!!! Slutboy. Me too now you come to mention it.
Just as I was about to go to sleep last night you squirted something in my eye and then hit me on the head with a hard object!!!!!
:shock: :shock:
Now THAT doesn`t surprise me in the least! rotflmao

Venusxxx

23 Jan 2005

Um, sort of seriously, yes! Thought we'd all end up cuffed and banged up for the night,
Ooooooooooooooooooooooh! :shock: :shock:
I did wake up in me own bed though, so they must've thought we'd be too much trouble. redface

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Anyway, I blame Voddy. It was all her fault, she encourages bad behaviour! wink

:wink: FFS She groped me ass in broad daylight in the middle of the shopping precinct :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
dunno

:grin: :grin: :rascal:

23 Jan 2005

Damn reprobates the lot of you! Wouldn`t catch me behaving loud and obnoxiously like that ;)
I`m heading back off to bed to sleep off this damn hangover :huh:
Venusxxx

23 Jan 2005

No one to my knowledge lives near to me, sad

But I am happy to travel to meet people and stay overnight :twisted:
I am also very grateful to a certain person who puts the effort to travel to visit me biggrin

:D

23 Jan 2005

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
look everybody knows us southern lasses are quiet and shy
and the southern lads are just tarts with one of them being the biggest tart of all
voddy xxxxxxxx

just as I was about to say nobody lives near me...

23 Jan 2005

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
oi excuse me young man
but you did ask if ya bum looked big was just comparing it
and i must say its a very nice bum too will need a closer inspection tho
hope ur feeling better today tho kitty
voddy xxxxxx

Much better thank u hunni smile

Just had a wicked roast lunch and a walk on the beach to clear the head.....
Couldn't get my slut to walk more than a hundred yards
smackbottom

(mind you that was on his hands and knees!!) :shock: :shock:
We should have bought that collar and lead yesterday, might have got him out of the car park and out to the dunes :twisted: :twisted: