How low can you get ? A sob story !

23 Apr 2012

Quote by flower411
Four weeks after coming home she kicked me out :shock:
So here I am wondering if it`s actually time to change the profile to a single male or should I have one last attempt at reconciliation before making such a giant leap ? :undecided:

hold on a mo. the woman in your life kicks you out four weeks after you went through all that, and you are thinking about a reconciliation? are you nuts dunno

you need a woman like that, like i need another hole in my arse :shock:

Quote by flower411
And, of course the point of the post is that I`m looking for a sympathy shag

after your heart scare, i would be very suprised if there was a single woman on here, that would take the risk of giving you that shag. dont want you popping off whilst on the job they might say. :notes:

23 Apr 2012

Despite our documented forum differences of opinion I am sorry to hear of your troubles Flower.
Its a personal and unique situation which only people who know you both first hand will be able to help you with...

Quote by starlightcouple

And, of course the point of the post is that I`m looking for a sympathy shag

after your heart scare, i would be very suprised if there was a single woman on here, that would take the risk of giving you that shag. dont want you popping off whilst on the job they might say. :notes:
There are some serious fetishists here - I would keep the heart troubles off the profile in case someone fancies the challenge!! :lol2:

23 Apr 2012

Quote by flower411
Well ..... I`m feeling fit as a fiddle So any young ladies out there who fancy trying to shag me to death .....
Bring it on :twisted:

Im sure the forum regulars will put together a $$$ reward should anyone succeed!! :twisted:

23 Apr 2012

Bloody hell Flower :shock: - you don't do things by halves do you?
Don't know what to say other than hope you recover quickly from all of it kiss

23 Apr 2012

<<< not volunteering for the sympathy shag bit...
But just wanted to say, hope things start looking up soon :therethere:

23 Apr 2012

Quote by Big_Fraser

Well ..... I`m feeling fit as a fiddle So any young ladies out there who fancy trying to shag me to death .....
Bring it on :twisted:

Im sure the forum regulars will put together a $$$ reward should anyone succeed!!
In a similar vein (see what I did there)? I heard of a German guy, fairly rich, single, getting on a bit, who let it be known that his will stated that all his money should go to the last woman he had sex with !!! Think it perked up his sex life no end..........Think he's still going strong as well !!
Seriously tho, sounds like you've had a rough time, hope things get better for you.
John

23 Apr 2012

I am sorry to hear of all your troubles Flower. I wish you well and hope it works out, whatever you decide to do
Dave_Notts

23 Apr 2012

OMG! You've had a proper shit time of it!!
Glad to hear that you're feeling better and hope things pick up for you soon. Apparently bad luck comes in 3's so hopefully you've had your lot for a while!

23 Apr 2012

Bloody hell flower! Sorry to hear all you've been through.
Hope things start to look up soon xx

24 Apr 2012

sorry to hear of your woes flower and glad to hear your on the mend
it must have been an awfull time for mrs flower too!! infact better give us her email so me and frazer can check on her to make sure she's ok :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

24 Apr 2012

A sorry tale indeed Flower. On the plus side if things really do come in threes you've got the bad luck out of the way now and should be due a good run. Maybe not so good your woeful attempt at garnering a sympathy shag will actually work, obviously, but better than endocarditis at least. ;)

24 Apr 2012

Whoa what a ride. Life likes to keep us busy at times eh. If your not working it out then I wouldn't worry too much. I have seen plenty of long term relationships go tits up in the last few years. After the initial point scoring they are all on Plenty of fish 24/7 lol

And thats both sides too which was quite funny once :shock: Only thing I would say is if your working it out then fine but if you dont then stay single a while. Everyone seems to jump back on to the relationship boat far to quickly, its like rebound city out there.

24 Apr 2012

Awww Petal, I'm :upset: :upset: :upset: (oh no hang on, it's mascara in my eye)
Get well soon. :thumbup:

25 Apr 2012

Let us know how the quest for a sympathy shag goes ... I have been wondering if it was worth telling everyone about the dogs limp

25 Apr 2012

Oh poor you,I'll give you a sympathy shag,just when you thought things couldn't get

25 Apr 2012

Quote by Karentvxx
Oh poor you,I'll give you a sympathy shag,just when you thought things couldn't get

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:

25 Apr 2012

Quote by flower411
Nice to see that some people on here still have a sense of humour and no surprise that others are tossers !!

I aint said a word yet flower lol

But sorry to hear the shit you been going through.

26 Apr 2012

Quote by flower411
Nice to see that some people on here still have a sense of humour and no surprise that others are tossers !!

something you will be doing a lot of if you dont find that elusive sympathy shag. :bounce:
watch out for the blisters though :rascal:

30 Apr 2012

Quote by flower411
Well ....it`s done
All you lucky ladies out there should be aware that Mr flower is now single and on the market for gratuitous sex :lol:

There ya go, from me to you :lol: