how many 8"plus cocks are there out therefor the size q

28 Jun 2005

Reading through the adds there seems to be a lot of requests for monster sized dicks personaly i cant see what that diffrence it makes whether your 6-7 -8 inches surley its what you can do with it and the chemistry between people, or have these ladies got large vaginas???
Its easier to fill a church than a cathederal after all or is it to give the vast majority of the average sized men a Small penis Complex .you dont see guys advertising for nice tight twats or sorry ladies no sloppy minges thank you.
Lucky for me ive got a 14inher lol

28 Jun 2005

Quote by aa
Reading through the adds there seems to be a lot of requests for monster sized dicks personaly i cant see what that diffrence it makes whether your 6-7 -8 inches surley its what you can do with it and the chemistry between people, or have these ladies got large vaginas???
Its easier to fill a church than a cathederal after all or is it to give the vast majority of the average sized men a Small penis Complex .you dont see guys advertising for nice tight twats or sorry ladies no sloppy minges thank you.
Lucky for me ive got a 14inher

peaches x

28 Jun 2005

well erm sometimes its just coz they havnt had one that big maybe? im just guessing smile

28 Jun 2005

.you dont see guys advertising for nice tight twats or sorry ladies no sloppy minges thank you.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
He does have a point tho smile

28 Jun 2005

Quote by aa
.you dont see guys advertising for nice tight twats or sorry ladies no sloppy minges thank you.

lmao i spat my cup of tea over the moniter reading that lol lol

:lol: :lol:

28 Jun 2005

Quote by welsh one
.you dont see guys advertising for nice tight twats or sorry ladies no sloppy minges thank you.

lmao i spat my cup of tea over the moniter reading that lol lol

:lol: :lol:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :scared:

28 Jun 2005

Quote by aa
Reading through the adds there seems to be a lot of requests for monster sized dicks personaly i cant see what that diffrence it makes whether your 6-7 -8 inches surley its what you can do with it and the chemistry between people, or have these ladies got large vaginas???
Its easier to fill a church than a cathederal after all or is it to give the vast majority of the average sized men a Small penis Complex .you dont see guys advertising for nice tight twats or sorry ladies no sloppy minges thank you.
Lucky for me ive got a 14inher

Its got to be worth someone putting up an add asking for a tight twat and tits that dont resemble a slate layers nail bag. I wonder what kind of reaction this would get from women.?
A good point made very well aa :lol:

28 Jun 2005

Quote by notoeurope
Reading through the adds there seems to be a lot of requests for monster sized dicks personaly i cant see what that diffrence it makes whether your 6-7 -8 inches surley its what you can do with it and the chemistry between people, or have these ladies got large vaginas???
Its easier to fill a church than a cathederal after all or is it to give the vast majority of the average sized men a Small penis Complex .you dont see guys advertising for nice tight twats or sorry ladies no sloppy minges thank you.
Lucky for me ive got a 14inher

Its got to be worth someone putting up an add asking for a tight twat and tits that dont resemble a slate layers nail bag. I wonder what kind of reaction this would get from women.?
A good point made very well aa :lol:
I think I would reply to that!

28 Jun 2005

TAKE COVER .................................. INCOMING
head for the shelters lovely lads, quick as you can now :bounce:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:
bolt

28 Jun 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
Reading through the adds there seems to be a lot of requests for monster sized dicks personaly i cant see what that diffrence it makes whether your 6-7 -8 inches surley its what you can do with it and the chemistry between people, or have these ladies got large vaginas???
Its easier to fill a church than a cathederal after all or is it to give the vast majority of the average sized men a Small penis Complex .you dont see guys advertising for nice tight twats or sorry ladies no sloppy minges thank you.
Lucky for me ive got a 14inher

Its got to be worth someone putting up an add asking for a tight twat and tits that dont resemble a slate layers nail bag. I wonder what kind of reaction this would get from women.?
A good point made very well aa :lol:
I think I would reply to that!
:shock: it works lol

28 Jun 2005

I'm a total bucket cunt.
I like huge cock.
So sue me.

28 Jun 2005

you can borrow me tartan dildo otherwise known as a flask lol

28 Jun 2005

Quote by Vix
I'm a total bucket cunt.
I like huge cock.
So sue me.

Fair enough really... lol

G x

28 Jun 2005

Quote by Vix
I'm a total bucket cunt.
I like huge cock.
So sue me.

sounds a perfectly reasonable statement to me

28 Jun 2005

Quote by aa
Reading through the adds there seems to be a lot of requests for monster sized dicks personaly i cant see what that diffrence it makes whether your 6-7 -8 inches surley its what you can do with it and the chemistry between people, or have these ladies got large vaginas???
Its easier to fill a church than a cathederal after all or is it to give the vast majority of the average sized men a Small penis Complex .you dont see guys advertising for nice tight twats or sorry ladies no sloppy minges thank you.
Lucky for me ive got a 14inher

:shock: Me thinks he doth protest too much.... I like big cocks cos they touch further and I'm reliably informed that there's nothing 'cathedral like' about my chuff department...
*Possum climbs off soap box once more*

28 Jun 2005

Speaking as an orally bi guy, I like big cocks cos they're nicer to handle and suck.

28 Jun 2005

Look, cock is cock and mostly I don't have a problem with size, it's who's controlling it and how. But must say, big ones, bulbous at the base...yes please :grin:

28 Jun 2005

Quote by Libra+Love
Look, cock is cock and mostly I don't have a problem with size, it's who's controlling it and how. But must say, big ones, bulbous at the base...yes please :grin:

so size does matter
you want length and girth ..you dont want much do you
going for a horse dick transplant redface

28 Jun 2005

Quote by SXBOY
so size does matter
you want length and girth ..you dont want much do you
going for a horse dick transplant

I NEVER settle for second best :P

28 Jun 2005

Quote by Libra+Love

so size does matter
you want length and girth ..you dont want much do you
going for a horse dick transplant

I NEVER settle for second best :P
I have to say that a small cock being presented to you after a nice, thick 9" one the previous day is more than a let down... it's a right turn off... sorry... so, I'm shallow...oops :!:

28 Jun 2005

Quote by Libra+Love

so size does matter
you want length and girth ..you dont want much do you
going for a horse dick transplant

I NEVER settle for second best :P
how about 69th placed in the order of merit for big dicks ?

28 Jun 2005

Quote by Possum

so size does matter
you want length and girth ..you dont want much do you
going for a horse dick transplant

I NEVER settle for second best :P
I have to say that a small cock being presented to you after a nice, thick 9" one the previous day is more than a let down... it's a right turn off... sorry... so, I'm shallow...oops :!:
But if it's big it's got to be firm!
Also had the de-boned leg of lamb type big. evil

Feels like it's falling out.
surprised

ops: :oops: Too graphic.....again confused

28 Jun 2005

Quote by Libra+Love
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But if it's big it's got to be firm!
Also had the de-boned leg of lamb type big. Feels like it's falling out.
ops: Too graphic.....again

Eurgh... yes, firm and big... floppy cocks make me paranoid ..."what? no erection?"... nightmare.... :oops:

28 Jun 2005

Actually we did advertise for a nice tight twat once . He was a great laugh for the first couple of hours , then fucking ran out the of the pub without getting his round in .

28 Jun 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
Actually we did advertise for a nice tight twat once . He was a great laugh for the first couple of hours , then fucking ran out the of the pub without getting his round in .

nice swirl

28 Jun 2005

Fukkit.
Joke deleted on account of some other smartarse beat me to it. biggrin