How much thought......

14 Jul 2004

Quote by willxx69
Dawn - please believe that we are not all like that. :doh:

I know you are not all the same Will kiss

but it sure does give men a bad name.
I've had a reply which is just about readable.......

Quote by cutecock
oh!!!!!!!!how worrying!!lost sleep!

Dawn :silly:

14 Jul 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
ok I have replied
great boobs,fancy sharing them with me

As I found your pm extremely pathetic I was unsure how to reply to it so I have asked the members of the swinging heaven forum.......
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/15557.html
If you can be bothered to read the link you will see your pm hasn't gone down very well. Most thought, like me, you are a tosser.
I would suggest that you don't pm any of the other ladies onsite, unless of course its Jags. She would love to have a quiet word with you lol

:rotflmao:
He'd BETTER not... :twisted: :twisted: the consequences could be more than he realises! I prefer a more gentlemanly approach with the offer of soothing, searching, snogging.
Do men really think we are that desperate that the crude approach works??? Crude and rude works for me once I am comfortable with someone - but a crude approach just makes for an aborted landing!!
:twisted:

14 Jul 2004

OK, that reply from him settles it, Jags let him have it, deserves all he gets...

14 Jul 2004

Sorry for butting in, this is my first post, so be kind ;-)
Just want to thank you all for making me laugh with this thread.
The worrying thing was i was kinda thinking the same when I saw
Dawns avatar redface

, good job the finger to brain connection didn't fire up.
Can I ask (being a nOObie) what is the best/worst pm anyone has had?
(hiding under my desk with my hard...................hat awaiting the wrath of Dawn)
biggrin

14 Jul 2004

Hi shyscot wave

:welcome:
I've had a few pretty crap pms. Most start with "nice tits........"
One day they will realise there is a person behind them rolleyes

Dawn :silly:

14 Jul 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
I've had a few pretty crap pms. Most start with "nice tits........"
One day they will realise there is a person behind them

Yes; I've thought for a while that they didn't look like your hands. :silly:

14 Jul 2004

you have a face? :shock:
joking!!!!
honest!
from what I have read (not seen, take note!) there does seem to be a very nice person behind your frontage (?) ("tits" seems to crude, somehow)
smile

14 Jul 2004

Quote by Jags
:rotflmao:
He'd BETTER not... :twisted: :twisted: the consequences could be more than he realises! I prefer a more gentlemanly approach with the offer of soothing, searching, snogging.
Do men really think we are that desperate that the crude approach works??? Crude and rude works for me once I am comfortable with someone - but a crude approach just makes for an aborted landing!!
:twisted:

No, No, No, NO!!!!! :doh:
We DON'T all think like that!!!

:banghead:
Okay, Jags I know you are probably not including me in that comment (at least I hope you are not! :shock smile

but there are lots of us who enjoy subtle flirting followed by soothing, stroking, searchingand snogging and then let things take their natural course. I hope that I am always a gentleman! I also agree that, once two people know each other, crude, rude and 'fast and furious' can sometimes be fun; but that requires mutual trust and for the people concerned to be comfortable with each other. It is NOT for the first approach!!!! So, come on guys. When are you going to learn? :banghead: You are giving us all a bad name here.
Oh, sod it - I'm off to top up my G&T. You know, there are times when I can understand why women say "Huh! MEN!!! rolleyes

"
Will
Even more exasperated of Berkshire.............
...............not to mention frustrated - but that's a different story!!! mad

14 Jul 2004

Quote by willxx69
So, come on guys. When are you going to learn? You are giving us all a bad name here.
Will

Will - all that these idiots do is reinforce just how gentlemanly and hence, more attractice you really are! They only give themselvesa bad name!
Muah, Alex x

14 Jul 2004

Quote by Alexandra
So, come on guys. When are you going to learn? You are giving us all a bad name here.
Will

Will - all that these idiots do is reinforce just how gentlemanly and hence, more attractice you really are! They only give themselvesa bad name!
Muah, Alex x
Alex
I hope you were not implying that Will was the only gent in these here parts , what about Mal, AKA the gent, check out hisarse for proof?
and I have been known to have my moments!!!
so lets hear it ladies for the guys that are gents
I was going to say the good guys, but we both know you like us to be bad and we like being bad from time to time!!
Gilbert

14 Jul 2004

Quote by gilbert
what about Mal, AKA the gent, check out jis arse for proof?

What the hell is a jis arse confused

: :?: :?:
Dawn :silly:

14 Jul 2004

lol @ mals arse.. looked damn good when i inspected it to day... not even the slightest "jis" on it gilbert!
lol

14 Jul 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
I've had a few pretty crap pms. Most start with "nice tits........"
One day they will realise there is a person behind them

Would "great breasts, how about sharing the lovely person behind them?" work?
/me runs for cover..... lol

:lol:

14 Jul 2004

Quote by yellowfrog
Would "great breasts, how about sharing the lovely person behind them?" work?
/me runs for cover..... :lol:

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Dawn :silly:

14 Jul 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Would "great breasts, how about sharing the lovely person behind them?" work?
/me runs for cover..... :lol:

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Dawn :silly:
Ouch! That smarts!

14 Jul 2004

Quote by yellowfrog
Would "great breasts, how about sharing the lovely person behind them?" work?
/me runs for cover..... :lol:

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Dawn :silly:
Ouch! That smarts!
Good :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Dawn :silly: