Quote by cutecock
great boobs,fancy sharing them with me
Any suggestions as to how I should reply?
Dawn :silly:
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How much thought......
A simple NO perhaps???
Clare,xxx
Clare,xxx
Sex God
Quote by redstilletto
its hard for a man to think when hes wanking
you know they cant multi task :twisted:
and even harder when he's a wanker........oh I do hope he is reading this I'm in a feisty mood today.....
Dawn ....give him hell!!
Tried looking Dawn hun but can't for the life of me see a :tosser: emoticon anywhere lol 
Bless him go on give the poor lad a chance :P
Bless him go on give the poor lad a chance :P
Orgasminator
Obviously he's put in a lot of effort.......... there's no spelling mistakes and punctuation!
What more do you women want?
What more do you women want?
Sex God
i think daves idea isn't a bad one....
sent him one back pointing toward this thread... then he can see what a slaughtering he is getting.... if it stops one bloke doing it, then that is one who isn't annoying other people..
sean xxxxxxxxxxx
p.s and as for money and looks ... isn't that a bit shallow......
:D :D :D
and there i was thinking that women went for persoanlity....lol is that where i have been going wrong.. lol
sent him one back pointing toward this thread... then he can see what a slaughtering he is getting.... if it stops one bloke doing it, then that is one who isn't annoying other people..
sean xxxxxxxxxxx
p.s and as for money and looks ... isn't that a bit shallow......
:D :D :D and there i was thinking that women went for persoanlity....lol is that where i have been going wrong.. lol
Sex God
Sorry Dawn........I'll try to do better next time, but for some reason I get distracted 
hwoar: 
hwoar:
Orgasminator
Quote by redstilletto
Obviously he's put in a lot of effort.......... there's no spelling mistakes and punctuation!
What more do you women want?
.....money.....looks.........2 weeks in a hot and sunny climate.........he may seem appealing then :twisted:
Guess I was asking for that :lol:
Sex God
well..... i ACTUALLY thought that was quite eloquent!
i got one the other day that just said..... "mmmmmm yum, pm me!"
i got one the other day that just said..... "mmmmmm yum, pm me!"
Sex God
Quote by redstilletto
its hard for a man to think when hes wanking
you know they cant multi task :twisted:
Hey wankingISmulti-tasking.
:evil: :evil: :evil: You have to concentrate on the stimuli (porn, whatever) and the "job in hand" so to speak. :P :grin:
Sex God
You guys do have a point......I can do it and still eat a bag of chips...........pissed the bloke in the chip shop off but I still managed it.
Well?
That worked last time Dawn
As for dave j chipshop indeed...not sure whether this should go in confessions
:
but I was so busy one night looking down a young ladys cleveage in a chip shop I stuck my head on the hot bit on trhe top
the burn lasted for weeks and talk about piss take :cry:
( mental note never accept a chip from davej )
That worked last time Dawn
As for dave j chipshop indeed...not sure whether this should go in confessions
: but I was so busy one night looking down a young ladys cleveage in a chip shop I stuck my head on the hot bit on trhe top
the burn lasted for weeks and talk about piss take :cry:
( mental note never accept a chip from davej )
Good point Judy, he is a man (assuming he a man of course) of few words, but honest... so he'd make a lousy politician.
Stupid though it may seem as a start sometimes the crazy angle works, at least he not rude and complimented you, could be a lot worse one liners out there
Also he got your attention, hehe.
A friend of mine swears by asking a girl if they up for a shag up front, 9 times out of 10 he gets a slap, the tenth time... well I am sure then he gets kicked in the nuts, but he seems happy enough so maybe he gets lucky 1 in a 100.
Stupid though it may seem as a start sometimes the crazy angle works, at least he not rude and complimented you, could be a lot worse one liners out there
Also he got your attention, hehe.A friend of mine swears by asking a girl if they up for a shag up front, 9 times out of 10 he gets a slap, the tenth time... well I am sure then he gets kicked in the nuts, but he seems happy enough so maybe he gets lucky 1 in a 100.
Quote by Dawn_Mids
.......has gone into this pm?
great boobs,fancy sharing them with me
Any suggestions as to how I should reply?
Dawn :silly:
Actually you scoffers there's a lot more to this than meets the eye.....for instance:-
If you share the afore mentioned boobs, is this a term share? ...in other words does he get to take one away with him and get to keep it for a while, and say after a week he has to bring it back in the same condition as when he took it ? .... :shock:
Or is it more ....you can have them tomorrow and I'll have em the day after!...if so does he really know what he'll be lettting himself in for???? I hope he's got a strong back for one .........Oh and he'll getendless ill thought out PM's like the one above
Quote by Calista
Someone sent me a message on today .....
whoever you are, come and chat to me!
sigh
Think I'll pass until they email me with a name or some details! Most annoyingly I'd denied them the other day and sent a note back saying I'd rather have some more details.
But this could be THE ONE ...... Queue close encounters of the third kind music!!!!!!! :bounce:
How do we know that aliens may not decide to approach a well balanced small and highly discreet group of sohisticates like ourselves through just such a forum as ours
Ok I'm talking rubbish again...... :huh:
Sex God
Quote by Dawn_Mids
.......has gone into this pm?
great boobs,fancy sharing them with me
Any suggestions as to how I should reply?
Dawn :silly:
It ALWAYS amazes me when I see posts from guys along the same vein ... do they actually expect to impress females that way???
BTW, Dawn_Mids, great tits :P
ok I have replied
As I found your pm extremely pathetic I was unsure how to reply to it so I have asked the members of the swinging heaven forum.......
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/15557.html
If you can be bothered to read the link you will see your pm hasn't gone down very well. Most thought, like me, you are a tosser.
I would suggest that you don't pm any of the other ladies onsite, unless of course its Jags. She would love to have a quiet word with you
Quote by Dawn_Mids
great boobs,fancy sharing them with me
As I found your pm extremely pathetic I was unsure how to reply to it so I have asked the members of the swinging heaven forum.......
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/15557.html
If you can be bothered to read the link you will see your pm hasn't gone down very well. Most thought, like me, you are a tosser.
I would suggest that you don't pm any of the other ladies onsite, unless of course its Jags. She would love to have a quiet word with you
Sex God
:banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: Grrrrrr! You know I really despair of my fellow males sometimes
Dawn - please believe that we are not all like that. :doh:
Oh I so hope he PMs Jags. I really do!!
:rotflmao::rotflmao:Will - Exasperated of Berkshire
Quote by Dawn_Mids
.......has gone into this pm?
great boobs,fancy sharing them with me
Any suggestions as to how I should reply?
Dawn :silly:
shall i take it as a big no then??
n im not a tosser i swear??
ooohhhh jags!! i dont think she likes me as it is!!
hehehe only joking!! but do u wanna share them with me??
