How not to do it.

20 Sep 2008

I just got this from a fellow member of sh...

you dont appeal to me but if you want a cheap fuck and want to be treated like a slut just spunk up you and leave drop us a line dont mind shagging sluts

I thought it might be a good idea to put it to some use as a 'how not to do it' example.
For some reason I decided to decline.
Has anyone else received messages like this one that they would like to share in order to improve the quality of messages sent?

20 Sep 2008

:eeek:
Oh dear.

20 Sep 2008

Quote by venus68
I just got this from a fellow member of sh...
you dont appeal to me but if you want a cheap fuck and want to be treated like a slut just spunk up you and leave drop us a line dont mind shagging sluts

I thought it might be a good idea to put it to some use as a 'how not to do it' example.
For some reason I decided to decline.
Has anyone else received messages like this one that they would like to share in order to improve the quality of messages sent?
Well I hope you reported this muppet?

20 Sep 2008

What a pity SH has a no "name & shame" policy, that would be a perfect one.

20 Sep 2008

I haven't reported him as I wasn't sure if it was something worthy of it. The last time I queried something to a moderator I got no reply, so not really sure what the procedure is anyway.

20 Sep 2008

Quote by venus68
I haven't reported him as I wasn't sure if it was something worthy of it. The last time I queried something to a moderator I got no reply, so not really sure what the procedure is anyway.

Report the sorry female-disrespecting little shitehawk.

20 Sep 2008

I really shouldn't send pm's when i've been drinking :giggle: bolt

(you really know how to find the charming ones Venus rotflmao

)

20 Sep 2008

I haven't had one that bed! I think you should report them hunni, they give guys on here a bad name mad

The worst one I ever had read something like 'Your search is over. I'm the best you'll ever have'
yeah right :dry:

20 Sep 2008

I was telling the truth....... rolleyes

20 Sep 2008

Is that what you say to your hand every night, Skiddy?

20 Sep 2008

Quote by markz

The worst one I ever had read something like 'Your search is over. I'm the best you'll ever have'
yeah right :dry:

I was telling the truth....... rolleyes

Believe me, you'd have LOTS to live up to :twisted:

20 Sep 2008

Quote by Sassy-Seren

The worst one I ever had read something like 'Your search is over. I'm the best you'll ever have'
yeah right :dry:

I was telling the truth....... rolleyes

Believe me, you'd have LOTS to live up to :twisted:
I laugh in the face of lots............ :roll:

21 Sep 2008

Quote by venus68
I just got this from a fellow member of sh...
you dont appeal to me but if you want a cheap fuck and want to be treated like a slut just spunk up you and leave drop us a line dont mind shagging sluts

I thought it might be a good idea to put it to some use as a 'how not to do it' example.
For some reason I decided to decline.
Has anyone else received messages like this one that they would like to share in order to improve the quality of messages sent?
Obviously read the book "how to gain friends and influence people to desire you" rolleyes

Some folk think if they ask a thousand people the same Q..............someone has gotta say yes
lol

The "How not to do it" is very popular in chatrooms.
Usually reflected at Rich if im on cam. They cant figure why Rich usually types instead of groping me on cam or telling me what to do and how to masturbate.
Hell, ive practised masturbation for years and dont need a lesson
rotflmao

At the end of the day, there are all sorts of peeps and chat up lines, online and real life.
Laugh at the funny ones, chat to genuine ones and any others just pretend they aint there smile

dee

21 Sep 2008

Quote by venus68
I just got this from a fellow member of sh...
you dont appeal to me but if you want a cheap fuck and want to be treated like a slut just spunk up you and leave drop us a line dont mind shagging sluts

I thought it might be a good idea to put it to some use as a 'how not to do it' example.
For some reason I decided to decline.
Has anyone else received messages like this one that they would like to share in order to improve the quality of messages sent?
Heres one....
r u up for it phonesex that is lol??.
Obviously read the book "how to gain friends and influence people to desire you" rolleyes

Some folk think if they ask a thousand people the same Q..............someone has gotta say yes
lol

The "How not to do it" is very popular in chatrooms.
Usually reflected at Rich if im on cam. They cant figure why Rich usually types instead of groping me on cam or telling me what to do and how to masturbate.
Hell, ive practised masturbation for years and dont need a lesson
rotflmao

At the end of the day, there are all sorts of peeps and chat up lines, online and real life.
Laugh at the funny ones, chat to genuine ones and any others just pretend they aint there smile

dee

21 Sep 2008

2 from today's PM's....

Number One .......Can I drip my milk over your Cornflakes?

Number Two .......hello sexy cornflake im a tanned bran flake who would luv to chat use my name im ………….. hope u get it ……….. xxxx

Names have been removed to protect the guilty. I luv them. They make me giggle :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

21 Sep 2008

hehe i'd like to get a pm like tht!!!! In fact any pm is better than no pm lol

M x

21 Sep 2008

Quote by venus68
I just got this from a fellow member of sh...
you dont appeal to me but if you want a cheap fuck and want to be treated like a slut just spunk up you and leave drop us a line dont mind shagging sluts

I thought it might be a good idea to put it to some use as a 'how not to do it' example.
For some reason I decided to decline.
Has anyone else received messages like this one that they would like to share in order to improve the quality of messages sent?
I'm not usually speechless...but I'm gobsmacked at that! I'm glad you posted it. x

21 Sep 2008

Quote by markz

The worst one I ever had read something like 'Your search is over. I'm the best you'll ever have'
yeah right :dry:

I was telling the truth....... rolleyes

Believe me, you'd have LOTS to live up to :twisted:
I laugh in the face of lots............ :roll:
really??...i thought you only came upto his waist! :roll: