How not to do it!

Quote by sexkittenhfx
when meeting a couple its nice to have a bed that isnt a) falling apart and b) being removed the morning after.....in the middle of some sunday morning sex....

Quote by Manolishi
when meeting a couple its nice to have a bed that isnt a) falling apart and b) being removed the morning after.....in the middle of some sunday morning sex....

well, i bought a new bed just over a year ago and put it together myself...i was soo proud of course it commenced to loosen up and wobble over the months (it was a cheap bed....not the ammount of usage......honest)
earlier this year i decided to come out of my swinging break and arranged to meet a lovely couple id met at a munch.....that afternoon i kneeled on the bed to lean over and put the lamp on.....and "snap" goes one of the slats! well i couldnt cancel as "my bed has broken" is far too crap an excuse lol so we just had to be very very careful......
i decided to get rid of it and invest in a new one..........turns out the weekend the old one is being collected and new one being delivered falls on the only weekend me and another couple could meet.....
so here goes another night of carefully placed limbs on the wonky bed.....and a repeat of the action in the morning. how i managed to hear the van door open from between the thighs of the lovely lady i will never know!
cue them scrabbling to the spare room collecting sex related items as they go....while i let the blokes in to take the bed apart and away.....i dread to think what they thought of the sexy aroma and my obviously dishevilled appearance
anyhow, a coupe of quilts on the floor and we were off again....who needs a bed?
i do have a luxury king size bed now tho for any future adventures

Quote by Rainbows
When meeting a couple, its really nice to have a glass or two of wine. Even better to skip down to the hottub at the bottom of the garden, have a few more glasses of wine, have a cuddle - maybe more
All very nice. But when walking back to house in the dark, do NOT step in dog poo and then spend the next 15mins in the bath with a shower attachment trying to clean yourself up . It just kinda kills the evening!
Luckily it was Mr and Mrs R I was with!!! I cannot imagine the embarassment if that happened on my first meet with them!
Oh and hello everyone Big kisses to all
Rs xx :color:

Quote by DeeCee
dog toffee..........................PRICELESS.........

Quote by Sassy-Seren
dog toffee..........................PRICELESS.........

Quote by Rainbows
When meeting a couple, its really nice to have a glass or two of wine. Even better to skip down to the hottub at the bottom of the garden, have a few more glasses of wine, have a cuddle - maybe more
All very nice. But when walking back to house in the dark, do NOT step in dog poo and then spend the next 15mins in the bath with a shower attachment trying to clean yourself up . It just kinda kills the evening!
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Quote by Rainbows
When meeting a couple, its really nice to have a glass or two of wine. Even better to skip down to the hottub at the bottom of the garden, have a few more glasses of wine, have a cuddle - maybe more
All very nice. But when walking back to house in the dark, do NOT step in dog poo and then spend the next 15mins in the bath with a shower attachment trying to clean yourself up . It just kinda kills the evening!
Luckily it was Mr and Mrs R I was with!!! I cannot imagine the embarassment if that happened on my first meet with them!
Oh and hello everyone Big kisses to all
Rs xx :color:

Quote by pebb_bambam
Apparently Rainbows has cancelled her application for this particular occupation, she's far too busy with fish :cry:

Quote by pebb_bambam
Well with apologies for the dog eggs that are laid on the lawn......
and having forgotten our login details and unable to get them straight
Mr & Mrs Rainbows here ................
Part-time egg collector required - payment offered in kind - apply here. Apparently Rainbows has cancelled her application for this particular occupation, she's far too busy with fish :cry: