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How often do people actually get action on here????/
er..you joined today..and complain because no action....!!!!!!
If you want instant action try the local brothel !!
Takes time to be accepted, it takes time to be known as genuine, as a single guy please remember you one of many. There again remember the best things come to those that wait.
I been here 6 years now, and all I would say is...I bloody well enjoy myself !!!!
If you want instant action try the local brothel !!
Takes time to be accepted, it takes time to be known as genuine, as a single guy please remember you one of many. There again remember the best things come to those that wait.
I been here 6 years now, and all I would say is...I bloody well enjoy myself !!!!
Orgasminator
Looks at the profile & see's the reason.......
All the usual 'missing' bits! :sad:
All the usual 'missing' bits! :sad:
Sex God
All the time!!! :bounce:
You get out of it what you put into it!! It's not feckin dial-a-shag!!
You get out of it what you put into it!! It's not feckin dial-a-shag!!
Orgasminator
Quote by deancannock
er..you joined today..and complain because no action....!!!!!!
If you want instant action try the local brothel !!
Takes time to be accepted, it takes time to be known as genuine, as a single guy please remember you one of many. There again remember the best things come to those that wait.
I been here 6 years now, and all I would say is...I bloody well enjoy myself !!!!
What he said! :laughabove::laughabove::laughabove:
Expect the 6 years bit
Sex God
Once a fortnight for us, but that is only due to our constraints and circumstances rather than the sites 
Sex God
Quote by TheLovelyOne
As often as I want to .... :smug:
;)
Yep, me too!
And hello Loveliest
Sex God
Quote by GnV
All the time!!! :bounce:
You get out of it what you put into it!! It's not feckin dial-a-shag!!
and to be fair, Fun does put a lot into it!!
Greedy girl!!
Hey!! .... a girl has needs!!!
Sex God
We are a secret sect of monks and nuns there is no sex available on this site, it is an elaborate cover to convert you sinners....repent now
Sex God
Bugger.....that's the cover blown....sorry everyone, my bad 
Orgasminator
Quote by jay786_1
Im new to this but it seems hard to get action
Several points I can think of.
You've been here less that 24 hours and already you're moaning you haven't had any "action?"
Honey, we've been here 4 years and had our first meet 2 weeks ago 
Second, theres nothing on your profile to entice anyone. We know you're 30, 6"2, live in Warwickshire and you're straight. Fantastic. Come jump me now!
Tell us a bit about you. Put some pics up. Would you sleep with someone without knowing ANYTHING about them?
Most of all, chill the fuck out lol. This is not a quick fix. You've paid your membership - sadly for you, this isn't prostitution. You don't pay and get automatically a shag. It's something you have to work at. Sorry if that's not what you wanted to hear.....
*Her*
Orgasminator
Quote by Staggerlee_BB
We are a secret sect of monks and nuns there is no sex available on this site, it is an elaborate cover to convert you sinners....repent now
:rotflmao: And some of us monks have some really bad habits 
Sex God
Quote by couplefunuk
Im new to this but it seems hard to get action
Several points I can think of.
You've been here less that 24 hours and already you're moaning you haven't had any "action?"
Honey, we've been here 4 years and had our first meet 2 weeks ago Second, theres nothing on your profile to entice anyone. We know you're 30, 6"2, live in Warwickshire and you're straight. Fantastic. Come jump me now!
Tell us a bit about you. Put some pics up. Would you sleep with someone without knowing ANYTHING about them?
Most of all, chill the fuck out lol. This is not a quick fix. You've paid your membership - sadly for you, this isn't prostitution. You don't pay and get automatically a shag. It's something you have to work at. Sorry if that's not what you wanted to hear.....
*Her*
Oh, you really like to take your time about things hey!! :lol:
Each to their own
Orgasminator
Quote by Funlovers2009
Each to their own
Nail. Head :wink:
*Her*
Sex God
Quote by jay786_1
Im new to this but it seems hard to get action
Come in, come in, we have hot and cold running women on tap for you night and day...
On the other hand, why not write a proper profile saying what you can offer, instead of just demanding stress release. And sorry but you might have to write more than one line to attract anyone's attention.
Also it's a bit confusing: you have a single male profile, yet in one of the comments you've left you refer to "the mrs.". Maybe that's another thing you need to clarify.
Good luck.
Quote by jay786_1
Im new to this but it seems hard to get action
im not new to this but still find it hard to get meets now
when i first joined i found it very easy but i was a single fem then, now im part of a cpl and we only meet at chams we find it difficult :(
not that we have much time to actually meet !
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Quote by Sweetshybabe
He dont need go a brothel there is prozzies on ere opps escorts
:bounce:
If you know that, you should report them
Quote by Kaznkev
Im new to this but it seems hard to get action
im not new to this but still find it hard to get meets now
when i first joined i found it very easy but i was a single fem then, now im part of a cpl and we only meet at chams we find it difficult :(
not that we have much time to actually meet !
Bugger i been to chams twice now and didnt know it was in your neck of the know if i will be getting that far outh again this year. :sad:
its about an hour and half from us, other clubs are closer but we like chams so still go there
if you go again in the future let me know :)
