how to clean the toilet

23 Oct 2004

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Sincerely,
The Dog

23 Oct 2004

very good :rotflmao:

23 Oct 2004

Heh heh
Made ol lazee lol

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23 Oct 2004

Not in the least bit funny or clever lol

23 Oct 2004

PLEASE don't try this at home lol

24 Oct 2004

Quote by dundeecpl
PLEASE don't try this at home

You mean we should do it in someone else's home? With their cat, or should we take our own along? smile

P.

24 Oct 2004

Oh Burose that is soooooooo cruel and I thought you were a nice chappie rolleyes

24 Oct 2004

The best way to clean the toilet is to advertise in our Fetish photo ads section. There's no end of willing volunteers.... and you may even get your shoes polished after!
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