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the lengths single male's will go to :shock:
Is that a pic of you Markz smile
no I am the car biggrin
God help 'im if it backfires lol
How would he manage if it was twin exhausts????
He seems to be lifting the rear wheels about 6 inches off the ground -
who needs a trolley-jack? wink
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How would he manage if it was twin exhausts????

Twin exhaust - 3 some
Double twin exhaust - Party smile
Car Make - The Mistress...
Well he could be acting as a hydraulic jack.
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How would he manage if it was twin exhausts????

Twin exhaust - 3 some
Double twin exhaust - Party smile
Car Make - The Mistress...
Been there , done that have you tallnhairy?
:evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2:
mmmm i would love to meet the man that could fill that lol redface
So that's what those adverts mean
.................... "Looking for Hot Sex"
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Surly it would only be hot sex if the engine was on
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mmmm i would love to meet the man that could fill that lol redface

I could probably fill it with my head.
Is "heading" the new fisting?????
bolt
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the lengths single male's will go to :shock:

Soz but that can't be comfy !!!!
He needs a cushion !!!!!
Quote by anothersharron
mmmm i would love to meet the man that could fill that lol redface

Ooooh, me too!!
anothersharron wrote:
mmmm i would love to meet the man that could fill that lol
Ooooh, me too!!

Vix and Anothersharron - can you pass him on to me when you find him please... smile
Can you imagine the AA guys job sheet after that one...
"Got to customer to find man attached, by his penis, to the exhaust pipe. Removed penis (and attached man) tried starting the car again - success. Customer happy, man a little sooty/rusty but otherwise content"
Still - nothing sucks like an electrolux (ask your mum) - actually, on second thoughts, don't ask her - ask your dad!
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Still - nothing sucks like an electrolux (ask your mum) - actually, on second thoughts, don't ask her - ask your dad!

I beg to differ... surely nothing beats a Henry....
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Still - nothing sucks like an electrolux (ask your mum) - actually, on second thoughts, don't ask her - ask your dad!

I beg to differ... surely nothing beats a Henry....
What about Dyson? I hear he's pretty good too.
And Red Devil lol
As for the pic, I can understand the hold ups, little dress and the exhaust, but why use a Landrover though? Surely it's the slapper of motorcars?
Gimme a Ferrari exhaust any day :lol: :huh: :huh:
Its an old Range Rover isn't it- so he likes the older, finer things in life, stockings, satin, silk and classy old girls with a few miles on them....
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I dont think this is what Jerry had in mind when he said " Paddy, go and blow up that car" :shock: :shock: :shock:
Just wondering......Who is the picture of?
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mmmm i would love to meet the man that could fill that lol redface

I could probably fill it with my head.
Is "heading" the new fisting?????
bolt
I have actually seen an MPeg of a man pushing his head up inside a woman....it was quite disturbing to watch though.... confused
Quote by DreamerHelen
mmmm i would love to meet the man that could fill that lol redface

I could probably fill it with my head.
Is "heading" the new fisting?????
bolt
I have actually seen an MPeg of a man pushing his head up inside a woman....it was quite disturbing to watch though.... confused
I have the JPEG of that somewhere, would not like to see the MPEG though :scared:
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I have the MPEG :shock:

Ah what the hell, e-mail me or PM me the MPEG please Libra. May as well corrupt my innocent little mind sooner rather than later :twisted: :twisted:
Bet he was EXHAUSTED after that one lol
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Just wondering......Who is the picture of?

It's actually a picture of another member of the forum. I believe he goes dogging, have you got his permission to post it Markz? Does he even know it's been posted?
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Hello AA breakdown service, Angela speaking, can you give me your membership number.
Eeermm, I don't have it on me right now redface
O.k. sir that can be sorted out later. How can I help you today?
Is there a male operative I can speak to?
I'm sorry sir all our other operatives are busy, how can I help you?
It's my car....eeerm I've a problem surprisedops:
And what is the nature of your problem?
The exhaust is shagged.
So you have lost your exhaust Sir, is the vehicle still drivable in your opinion?
Not by me it's not and errrm the exhaust isn't exactly lost it's just eeermm shagged, look you sure you don't have a male colleague I can talk to?
No sir they are all busy, I take it that by shagged you are saying that your vehicle has broken down because you have a problem with the exhaust, is that right?
Sort of :oops: look lets just say that right now my car won't work because of a problem with the exhaust and I need assistance.
We need to establish the type of assistance you require sir, either roadside or breakdown recovery, therefore I need to ascertain the condition of the vehilcle to determine what assistance to send you.
Did the exhaust start to make a noise prior to it's failure and if so can you tell me what gear you was in at the time?
eeeermm no the exhaust didn't make a noise and I would really rather tell a male colleague of yours about the gear I was in :oops:
I can assure you sir that I am fully trained and can offer you the same assistance as any of my male colleagues!
Very well the gear I was in at the time my exhaust became shagged was a basque and some very nice stockings evil
I will pass you onto a male colleague.
Hello sir my name is Darren how can I help you?
Darren my exhaust is shagged.
Very well sir, can you give me your location?
on my knees
Sorry sir I didn't catch that, can you tell me your location?
On my knees
I'm sorry sir we seem to have a poor line can you repeat that?
On my knees! :cry:
I'm sorry sir but at the moment I seem to have you as being on your knees in a basque and stockings with a shagged exhaust :shock: are these details right?
Yes Darren, my exhaust is definately fucked!
I will get a Supervisor sir :shock: