How to get to meet other SH "members"..er..Members

10 May 2005

Imagine the scene: Hmmmmmmmmmm...................
You're in a public place (supermarket, garage, street, pub, restaurant, wherever}. dunno

What do you want?.................................. wink

:wink:
TO MEET OTHER MEMBERS :!: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
So.......................here's my idea: :twisted:
Think of someone on this site and start shouting for them.
One of two things will happen:
1. You get some very odd looks and eventually someone'll be along to lock you up.
2. You might get someone come up to you and say something like "You must be another member of SH"!
Easy innit?
:grin: :grin:
bolt

10 May 2005

if some one starts shouting my name, it'll sound like your calling ya cat
Jiggle

10 May 2005

Although if not, you can give me a rub down with the almond oil! (I'd probably settle for Castrol at the moment.... sad

)
Why are we shouting?

10 May 2005

wouldn't it be easier for us to just agree on some random post office in some town and turn up at a set time? We can all queue at the same til trying to make a recorded delivery for one aubergine and some baby oil.... biggrin

10 May 2005

Quote by Jiggle
if some one starts shouting my name, it'll sound like your calling ya cat
Jiggle

Or you're going barmy if you call mine biggrin

I can just see it now...... Tesco's - somebody shouting "Rainbows, Rainbows!!" lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:
aRSexx :color:

10 May 2005

Quote by Rainbows
if some one starts shouting my name, it'll sound like your calling ya cat
Jiggle

Or you're going barmy if you call mine biggrin

I can just see it now...... Tesco's - somebody shouting "Rainbows, Rainbows!!" lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:
aRSexx :color:
We know what we mean though, don't we? wink

:wink:
That's my point, and to everyone else we'd just appear nuts! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Eeeeeeeeeek!
:twisted: :twisted:

10 May 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9
if some one starts shouting my name, it'll sound like your calling ya cat
Jiggle

Or you're going barmy if you call mine biggrin

I can just see it now...... Tesco's - somebody shouting "Rainbows, Rainbows!!" lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:
aRSexx :color:
We know what we mean though, don't we? wink

:wink:
That's my point, and to everyone else we'd just appear nuts! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Eeeeeeeeeek!
:twisted: :twisted:
but i thought we were all nuts???
Jiggle

10 May 2005

Quote by Jiggle
if some one starts shouting my name, it'll sound like your calling ya cat
Jiggle

Or you're going barmy if you call mine biggrin

I can just see it now...... Tesco's - somebody shouting "Rainbows, Rainbows!!" lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:
aRSexx :color:
We know what we mean though, don't we? wink

:wink:
That's my point, and to everyone else we'd just appear nuts! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Eeeeeeeeeek!
:twisted: :twisted:
but i thought we were all nuts???
Jiggle
You speak for yourself Jiggle. !
Lots of love,hugs and kisses
Little :twisted:
XXX

10 May 2005

Quote by Jiggle
but i thought we were all nuts???
Jiggle

I am very happy to be certifiably nuts thank you. Just look for me in the nust section at Tesco's/ Or - errr - Sainsbury's - 'cos I shop at Sainburys. Soon to be Lidels or anywhere cheap that unemployed people shop confused

.
Still Nuts though biggrin

10 May 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9
We know what we mean though, don't we? :wink:
That's my point, and to everyone else we'd just appear nuts! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Eeeeeeeeeek!
:twisted: :twisted:

Eager
I'm back from my "appointment" in MrsFC's office did I miss anything dunno

the Laird gingerly sits down and awaits ES to fill him in

10 May 2005

Quote by Maia
wouldn't it be easier for us to just agree on some random post office in some town and turn up at a set time? We can all queue at the same til trying to make a recorded delivery for one aubergine and some baby oil....

baggsie the space in the queue behind you Maia!! wink

10 May 2005

Quote by the_Laird

We know what we mean though, don't we? :wink:
That's my point, and to everyone else we'd just appear nuts! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Eeeeeeeeeek!
:twisted: :twisted:

Eager
I'm back from my "appointment" in MrsFC's office did I miss anything dunno

the Laird gingerly sits down and awaits ES to fill him in
Err.....................Um.....................Well............................................. redface

ops: :oops:
Yep! :wink: :wink:
I made a serious post but no-one's taking it seriously (Yeah, yeah, I know, I didn't post in normal size font but hey!). :P
Anyway, I think it would work so I'm going to try my theory out tomorrow. innocent

:whistling:
The problem I'm having at the moment is to decide whose name to shout out.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm................................... :dunno: :undecided:
:idea: :idea: :idea: :idea:
:censored: :grin: :grin:
PS I hope you enjoyed the smackbottom

10 May 2005

Let's Flash Mob somewhere posh, like Bath or York.

10 May 2005

Quote by Sexysteph
KcKat He's lost his tablets again !!!!!!!
. . . . . might calm him down

steph, i really don't think the whole "calming down" thing will work! sad

we're talking about a man who can wander through a crowded pub, and get all giddy about the Glory Hole potential of an open fireplace with a charcoal grate! rolleyes

i kid you not! lol

sorry eager! ;)
neil x x x :P

10 May 2005

Imagine shouting my username in a supermarket, you'd get a basket full of those bags of tiny biscuits topped with icing. lol

or pelt you with lettuce! :lol:
In the street you might end up hailing a bus! (used to be a bus company in this are called little gem)
Or folk might bombard you with plants and flowers.
It's just not safe to shout my username in public! :lol: And if you think one mintue I'm going to walk down the road shouting "Eagerslut" you have another thing coming! confused

11 May 2005

which sort of member ?did you have in mind eager ? not some double entendre ?
birmingham nec nice and central holds 20000 + easily

11 May 2005

Would it not be more sublte to have some sort of badge; or pin or something that members could wear?
Maybe the SH logo or something.
That way, the "normals" would be non the wiser; but everyone from SH would be recognisable to other members.
bolt

11 May 2005

Quote by Maia
wouldn't it be easier for us to just agree on some random post office in some town and turn up at a set time? We can all queue at the same til trying to make a recorded delivery for one aubergine and some baby oil....

yeah like asda??????????

11 May 2005

Lol, I think ES should go into Asda in Derby for his experiment lol

11 May 2005

yeah mini munch in asdas in derby next month

11 May 2005

While there is clearly some entertainment value in shouting out each others names in Asda, I see a small flaw in this cunning plan.
Suppose you stand at the meat counter and call out for Eager Slut at the top of your voice what would happen if there were several eager sluts in the store as well as our own Eager Slut? Might it not be a tad embarrassing if they all answered and came running over and how would you pick out the real one?
Come to think of it though if severaal eager sluts did come running over in response it might not be a bad thing either!!
See you Asda in Derby.

11 May 2005

youve not thought this out theres only 1 number 9

11 May 2005

Quote by bigDewi69
Lol, I think ES should go into Asda in Derby for his experiment

yeh i think yur right lol!!!!!!
louxxx

11 May 2005

Quote by Vix
Let's Flash Mob somewhere posh, like Bath or York.

...or Oxford???
please, someone come rescue us!

11 May 2005

oxfords to posh for an asdas
lol

11 May 2005

Quote by dambuster
Would it not be more sublte to have some sort of badge; or pin or something that members could wear?
Maybe the SH logo or something.
That way, the "normals" would be non the wiser; but everyone from SH would be recognisable to other members.

:smackbottom: :smackbottom:
:lol2:
I'm now on company number 3!!! With some luck this time, but the pin we decided upon is not makeable confused

So they're sending me artwork of alternative styles biggrin

Same design still, but it has to be solid.

11 May 2005

Quote by Sexysteph
KcKat He's lost his tablets again !!!!!!!
Steph

I think I'm the one who needs the tablets ;)
rolleyes

:roll: :roll:
Neil, thank god we left before he gave us the demo :twisted: :twisted:

11 May 2005

maybe when your out, wear a red button or something...let the world know your up for it......push my button...all swingers everywhere setup a red button day......and then all run to tescos to do the weekly shop.

11 May 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9
Yep! :wink:
I made a serious post but no-one's taking it seriously (Yeah, yeah, I know, I didn't post in normal size font but hey!). :P
Anyway, I think it would work so I'm going to try my theory out tomorrow. :whistling:
The problem I'm having at the moment is to decide whose name to shout out.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm................................... :undecided:

Oh right!...take you seriously!...........I've just tried it, oh yeah brilliant idea.
MINGELIKER!!!.......OH MINGELIKER!!!!...ARE YOU IN HERE!!...
I kid you not one minute I'm looking for another member from here and the next I'm picking my sorry arse out of the 'crinkle cut chip' freezer section where I landed after being battered by some ugly hairy arsed bloke who clearly didn't think that my shouting in a supermarket in front of his wife and kids was what he wanted to hear.
Security reckon that I will be banned from all their stores nationwide.
Eager this wasn't one of your better ideas!

11 May 2005

Quote by davej

Yep! :wink:
I made a serious post but no-one's taking it seriously (Yeah, yeah, I know, I didn't post in normal size font but hey!). :P
Anyway, I think it would work so I'm going to try my theory out tomorrow. :whistling:
The problem I'm having at the moment is to decide whose name to shout out.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm................................... :undecided:

Oh right!...take you seriously!...........I've just tried it, oh yeah brilliant idea.
MINGELIKER!!!.......OH MINGELIKER!!!!...ARE YOU IN HERE!!...
I kid you not one minute I'm looking for another member from here and the next I'm picking my sorry arse out of the 'crinkle cut chip' freezer section where I landed after being battered by some ugly hairy arsed bloke who clearly didn't think that my shouting in a supermarket in front of his wife and kids was what he wanted to hear.
Security reckon that I will be banned from all their stores nationwide.
Eager this wasn't one of your better ideas!

:giggle: :giggle: Davej......take it from someone who very often has to be seen out in public with him, ES almost NEVER has good ideas ;)
So......er.... did u find Mingeliker after all that? :dunno: