how to measure ones penis....

9 Aug 2006

Quote by keeno
I would always get an Estate Agent to do it as they seem always to err on the larger side.

Spacious living area with neatly mown lawn and ample parking. Deceptive from road, private viewing recomended. Must be seen to be believed!
H.x

9 Aug 2006

Quote by LeviJ
You can always try the pint glass method :idea:

what is the pint glass method?
Get a pint glass and put it over your erect cock and see if it touches the bottom wink

Hence the pint glass challenge smile

Read it in Daily sport years ago about how porn stars in UK measure up etc and they mentiones the pint challenge biggrin

:D

16 Aug 2006

My method has been tested over a number of years with a little help for a few of my friends, by a number of different ladies which doesnâ€™t actually measure the meat but witnesses the reaction, and here it is.
If she lays back and comments on the light fittings on the ceiling, then you have problems.
If she raises her head and looks pleased then you are getting there.
If she gasps with astonishment and winces, she has left her tights on.
And if she grasps it with both hands, itâ€™s fun time.
If she looks at it and raises her eye brows and starts to shake her head, its bukkate time.
I can imagine some ladies looking at a cock and saying, sorry not big enough!
I wonder how many guys look at a ladies pussy and say sorry you havenâ€™t brushed it!
Doesnâ€™t happen does it?
Have fun
Mike xx ( 2x ceiling light,6x pleased,26x tights left on)xxx

16 Aug 2006

Quote by makaveli69
You can always try the pint glass method :idea:

what is the pint glass method?
Get a pint glass and put it over your erect cock and see if it touches the bottom wink

Hence the pint glass challenge smile

Read it in Daily sport years ago about how porn stars in UK measure up etc and they mentiones the pint challenge biggrin

:D
No, no ,no. The pint glass method goes like this;
Fill the glass with water and dip erect cock in as far as it will go, then remove. refill glass with water. It should be about 3/4 of a pint. rolleyes

PS ensure that the glass is tall enough to take full erection.

16 Aug 2006

:shock: :shock: :shock:
stick ur cock in a pint glass?????????
i never thought of that wink

:thrilled: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: innocent

16 Aug 2006

For some people, the instructions for measuring a prick are quite straight forward.
Stand against a flat section of wall and place a book on your head. Holding the book firmly against the wall move away and mark the bottom edge of the book with a pencil line. Now measure the distance from the floor to the pencil mark and there you have it - the length of a prick. wink

16 Aug 2006

Quote by PoloLady
For some people, the instructions for measuring a prick are quite straight forward.
Stand against a flat section of wall and place a book on your head. Holding the book firmly against the wall move away and mark the bottom edge of the book with a pencil line. Now measure the distance from the floor to the pencil mark and there you have it - the length of a prick.

6"3' :shock: :confused2: :confused2: :confused2: :crazy: :taz:
:wink:
put me cock in a pint glass? ye! right! asif rolleyes

16 Aug 2006

Quote by makaveli69
You can always try the pint glass method :idea:

what is the pint glass method?
Get a pint glass and put it over your erect cock and see if it touches the bottom wink

Hence the pint glass challenge smile

Read it in Daily sport years ago about how porn stars in UK measure up etc and they mentiones the pint challenge biggrin

:D
Except that there are too many different types of pint glass (three different heights of pint glass in my cupboard) and who's to say that if someone took a picture of his dick in a pint glass, that it wasn't really a half pint glass? :wink: lol

16 Aug 2006

Just in from Brussels The pint glass must now be replace with a one liter Stine. That's good, I do not have to bend it to get it in now.

16 Aug 2006

Quote by sercher01
For some people, the instructions for measuring a prick are quite straight forward.
Stand against a flat section of wall and place a book on your head. Holding the book firmly against the wall move away and mark the bottom edge of the book with a pencil line. Now measure the distance from the floor to the pencil mark and there you have it - the length of a prick.

6"3' :shock: :confused2: :confused2: :confused2: :crazy: :taz:
:wink:
put me cock in a pint glass? ye! right! asif rolleyes

cough splutter :twisted:
Earthy xx

16 Aug 2006

Quote by PoloLady
For some people, the instructions for measuring a prick are quite straight forward.
Stand against a flat section of wall and place a book on your head. Holding the book firmly against the wall move away and mark the bottom edge of the book with a pencil line. Now measure the distance from the floor to the pencil mark and there you have it - the length of a prick.

You can measure an arse-hole in much the same way lol

:lol: :lol:

16 Aug 2006

No, no ,no. The pint glass method goes like this;
Fill the glass with water and dip erect cock in as far as it will go, then remove. refill glass with water. It should be about 3/4 of a pint.
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So that's how my pub landlord saves money!

16 Aug 2006

Quote by Freckledbird
You can always try the pint glass method :idea:

what is the pint glass method?
Get a pint glass and put it over your erect cock and see if it touches the bottom wink

Hence the pint glass challenge smile

Read it in Daily sport years ago about how porn stars in UK measure up etc and they mentiones the pint challenge biggrin

:D
Except that there are too many different types of pint glass (three different heights of pint glass in my cupboard) and who's to say that if someone took a picture of his dick in a pint glass, that it wasn't really a half pint glass? :wink: lol

oh! so u have looked into this then FB hun :wink:
earthy babe did u just spit ur coffee over the keybord hun :wink: rolleyes

:twisted:

16 Aug 2006

Measured the sizes of the glasses, yes - for comparison.
Nice to see that you edited out the name from your original post - discretion and all that.

16 Aug 2006

wouldnt want to give u more amo hun rolleyes

:wink: :wink: :wink: :rose:

16 Aug 2006

Quote by sercher01

wouldnt want to give u more amo hun :wink: :wink: :wink: :rose:

That'd be 'ammo' -tut, tut, soldier boy!

16 Aug 2006

if your c*ck only reaches half way down the pint glass.....does that mean .....
your c*ck is half empty or half full? lol

16 Aug 2006

only spelt wrong cos i know how much it gets u goin miss wink

anyway it seems u have studeyed this mesure thing in depth hun? rolleyes

an who in his right mined would take a pic of his dick in a pint glass :roll:
:silly: :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly:

16 Aug 2006

Quote by sercher01
only spelt wrong cos i know how much it gets u goin miss
anyway it seems u have studeyed this mesure thing in depth hun?
an who in his right mined would take a pic of his dick in a pint glass :roll:
:silly: :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly:

Only a desperate man lol

16 Aug 2006

Quote by robhambledon
if your c*ck only reaches half way down the pint glass.....does that mean .....
your c*ck is half empty or half full?

It means you should be using a half pint glass to measure it :lol:

16 Aug 2006

and lets face it whoever looked at a pic like that would need phyciactric help wouldnt u think babe? wink

16 Aug 2006

Quote by sercher01
and lets face it whoever looked at a pic like that would need phyciactric help wouldnt u think babe?

Nah, they'd be looking at it as they flicked past to a more interesting one.
FB walks away from the thread - bored now.

16 Aug 2006

:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :silly: :taz:

16 Aug 2006

in my eyes length isnt that important its what u do with it some of my best shags have had smaller penises because they make up for it in other ways and the extra effort is well noticed and all the women with adds on sayin they want over a certain length they would sharp get the hump if you men put on your adds no welly tops no tree trunk thighs etc.... its all just preference mad

:x :x :x

16 Aug 2006

Im not at all very well endowed, but I am very well capable biggrin

16 Aug 2006

Quote by Deviated Prevert
From an old thread :
"Firstly, make sure you're measuring correctly. Slide the tip of your tape-measure into your anus then pull it forward, and measure to the eye of your penis. (Make sure you have an erection whilst doing this.) "
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Thats just wrong!!! That would add an extra inch on mine and make it.....hang on!!!! Wow mine is large then!!!!!!!!! lol
An inch really does make a difference hehe

16 Aug 2006

Why not just measure guys as they do with horses and measure in hands? dunno

or in some cases, fingers :giggle:

16 Aug 2006

:doh: I just realised! They already do ! :dry:

17 Aug 2006

I haven't read this thread and have nothing to add on the subject, except...
I was once in a documentary for Channel 4 with a doctor explaining the correct method of measuring one's bits. I got paid Â£50. I was hoping they'd give me the money in cash on camera after the examination, but they didn't...